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March 4, 2010

We’ll “Call You”

Posted March 04 by Hiring Manager D.R.
Tags:Wrong!

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January 26, 2010

So You Don’t Listen to Your Bosses?

Posted January 26 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Wrong!

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You Must Learn Punctuation in the Third Year

Posted January 26 by Hiring Manager D.R.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Wrong!

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January 14, 2010

Did You Spend The Last Two Years Inserting Characters into Your Post?

Posted January 14 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Wrong!

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January 10, 2010

Hope You’re Not an Anatomy Major

Posted January 10 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Unsexy, Wrong!

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November 20, 2009

We Already Hired a Leg Man

Posted November 20 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Innuendo, Uncomfortable, Wrong!

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November 19, 2009

Mother Lover

Posted November 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, I'd Like to Know More..., Sexy, Trying to Make a Quick Buck, Uncomfortable, Unsexy, Wrong!

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November 18, 2009

I Can Has Job?

Posted November 18 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Gimmicky, Goofy, Nerdy, Seriously?, Strange, Trying Too Hard, Under the Influence, Wrong!

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October 28, 2009

Revolutionary Resume

Posted October 28 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Grammar, Just Plain Sad, Typo, Wrong!

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October 27, 2009

Run Along, Run-on

Posted October 27 by Hiring Manager D.R.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Wrong!

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Do You Also Toss Salad?

Posted October 27 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Innuendo, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Unsexy, Wrong!

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October 15, 2009

I Want A Job That Has Nothing To Do With My Previous Skillset, Your Honor

Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Typo, Wrong!

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October 13, 2009

Shouldn’t ‘Cleaning Our Work Area’ Come Last?

Posted October 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Innuendo, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Wrong!

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October 9, 2009

Homeschooled

Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Trying to Make a Quick Buck, Typo, Unsexy, Wrong!

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Money Exchanged is for Time, Companionship, and Yard Work Only

Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Just Plain Sad, Typo, Wrong!

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You Sure Got Lots of Grammar

Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Wrong!

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Do You Have Any Experience as a Tugboat?

Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Wrong!

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September 28, 2009

Is That Like a Disco Stick?

Posted September 28 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Really?, Typo, Wrong!

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