Posts Tagged ‘Unsexy’


 

May 15, 2008

 

Seventh Grade Much?

Posted May 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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May 12, 2008

 

Dr. Phil meets John Fitzgerald. . .

Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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John Fitzgerald Page is famous for his retarded resume and dating drama.  We love him dearly.

Here he is on Dr. Phil:

+4 VOTES
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Color Us Confused. Very Confused.

Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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I AM AN ASPIRING MALE MODEL. I AM THE ORIGINATOR OF THE ORANGE COLOR LOOK, AND THE EYE SIDE WAYS LOOK. HOW I AM THE ORIGINATOR I HAVE NO IDEA, AND I AM PROBABLY ONE IN THOUSANDS TO CLAIM TO BE, ALL I KNOW IS THAT IF I AM USED IN PRINT MEDIO MODELING, IT WILL BE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM THE ORIGINATOR, BUT THERE WILL BE NOW QUESTIONS OR ANSWERING ABOUT IT, JUST MY MODELING PICS WILL BE SELF EXPAINATORY. I NEED SOME ASSISTANCE THOUGH, LIKE SOME MINOR PLASTIC SUGUREY, A PERSONAL TRAINER, A PUBLICIST AND A VERY STRONG, STRONG AGENT. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET PLEASE DO NOT CALL, OR EMAIL ME. JUST LIVE A FAX NUMBER AND I WILL CONTACT YOU. EVEN IF YOU ARE A SMALL TIME AGENT, OR VERY EXPERIENCED, THIS COULD BE A HUGE CASH FLOW POTENTIAL IF DONE RIGHT, WITH INTEGRITY AND OF THE HIGHEST ETHICAL STANDARDS. SO SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. THANKS AND I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

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May 8, 2008

 

Your Next Bachelor Party Needs. . .

Posted May 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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Hey there sexy people!!  I have several years dancing experience at SF\'s famous Gold Club.  Upon my enlightenment I have realized that my religion is what is truly important to me.  I would, however still like to practice my Allah-given gift of dancing and pleasing men.  I am hoping to find work at bachelor parties where I can perform wearing my traditional attire.   So, if you are throwing a bachelor party with no alcohol involved, and would like to have a very sexy, talented stripper dance for you without removing any clothing and showing minimal skin - please contact me!  I\'m your girl!!

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May 7, 2008

 

Poor Bastard. . .

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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In reality, she hated me, my family, my dog, my clothes, where we went on dates---everything!!!  It sucked that she was my boss.  In reality, she hated me, my family, my dog, my clothes, where we went on dates---everything!!!  It sucked that she was my boss.

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May 2, 2008

 

How about Not?

Posted May 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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Want to learn Chinese? I could be your best Chinese teacher. I love to dress up when I teach too. How about leather corset and cane? or school girl skirt and ugg boots?

+11 VOTES
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May 1, 2008

 

Video: Temp Agency Ad

Posted May 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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This one is slightly visually NSFW:

+6 VOTES
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April 30, 2008

 

Oh.

Posted April 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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about 11 hours every day which is too much ofr a family man……….. I work for my family==My babygirl is every thing to me!!!!!           She so beautiful and could be a actress model or even stripper but   she isnt going to be that last 1 HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I will do anything to make over $10 for an hours work and spend more time with my girl

+9 VOTES
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April 28, 2008

 

He Will Back You 100%!

Posted April 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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I\'ve learned how to jump in to a project and use my skills to fill in everybody else\'s cracks.

+13 VOTES
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April 25, 2008

 

Faux Pas Hawk. . .

Posted April 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 24, 2008

 

Another Version of Ass-Pennies?

Posted April 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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+6 VOTES
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April 22, 2008

 

Onan the Barbarian. . .

Posted April 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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I love my job, but the “new office” work environment has become unacceptable for female employees.  The CEO is 24 years old and decided that, because there were only two bathrooms on either side of the building, we should have co-ed bathrooms. As a result, the ladies in Finance share a bathroom with the network administrators.  I don’t need to tell you what uncouth and poorly socialized young men do in bathooms by themselves, but I certainly don’t want to see it, smell it, or hear it.  I am ready to move on to a more professional office environment.

+17 VOTES
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April 14, 2008

 

Creepy Input ⇒ Creepy Output

Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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+7 VOTES
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April 8, 2008

 

Pay as You Go. . .

Posted April 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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+9 VOTES
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April 7, 2008

 

The Breast Person for the Job. . .

Posted April 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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+15 VOTES
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Maybe Try a Matzoh Instead?

Posted April 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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+4 VOTES
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April 2, 2008

 

Submitted by a Not Hired user!

Posted April 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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A Not Hired user, who wishes to remain anonymous, reports that Anonymous’s company was hiring a technician for a railroad manufacturer and had scheduled an interview with a potential hire. Here is why the applicant was not hired:

“The candidate showed up for the interview with a date.”

+25 VOTES
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April 1, 2008

 

In Bad Taste. . .

Posted April 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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+13 VOTES
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March 26, 2008

 

Interview Insanity. . .

Posted March 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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According to several sites on the net (i.e., possibly apocryphal) personnel executives of 100 major American corporations were asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants:

  • Said he was so well qualified [that] if he didn’t get the job, it would prove that the company’s management was incompetent.
  • Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.
  • Brought her large dog to the interview.
  • Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles.
  • Candidate kept giggling through serious interview.
  • She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to the music and me at the same time.
  • Balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.
  • Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle.
  • Asked to see interviewer’s resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.
  • Announced she hadn’t had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and French fries in the interviewer’s office.
  • Without saying a word, candidate stood up and walked out during the middle of the interview.
  • Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as financial vice president.
  • Said if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
  • Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.
  • Wouldn’t get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police.
  • When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.
  • Had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him.
  • Bounced up and down on my carpet and told me I must be highly thought of by the company because I was given such a thick carpet.
  • Took a brush out of my purse, brushed his hair and left.
  • Pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.
  • Candidate asked me if I would put on a suit jacket to insure that the offer was formal.
  • Said he wasn’t interested because the position paid too much.
  • While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold.
  • During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate’s briefcase. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview.
  • A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: “Which company? When do I start? What’s the salary?” I said, “I assume you’re not interested in conducting the interview any further.” He promptly responded, “I am as long as you’ll pay me more.” I didn’t hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer.
  • An applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained that the other shoe was stolen off her foot in the bus.
  • His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies’ undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.
  • He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the reception area. He didn’t want it to get stolen, and stated that he would require indoor parking for the moped.
  • He took off his right shoe and sock, opened a medicated foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe. While he was putting back the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder four times a day, and this was the time.
  • Candidate said he really didn’t want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one.
  • He whistled when the interviewer was talking.
  • Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.
  • She threw up on my desk, and immediately started asking questions about the job, like nothing had happened.
  • Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk.
  • Asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the interview.
+300 VOTES
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March 24, 2008

 

Dropping Science. . .

Posted March 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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Crazy Stacey interviewing for the wife position on The Bachelor. . .

 

+9 VOTES
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March 21, 2008

 

Lasses Seeking Lassies. . .

Posted March 21 by Hiring Manager K.
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+8 VOTES
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March 18, 2008

 

Defending Your Resume — Video

Posted March 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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This is not particularly NSFW, but you might toss on headphones if you are already on thin ice with your boss:

+6 VOTES
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March 17, 2008

 

You Really Don’t Have an Angle?

Posted March 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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+4 VOTES