Posts Tagged ‘Typo’


 

February 8, 2010

 

The Wrong Emoticon. . .

Posted February 08 by Hiring Manager K.
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We really appreciate what you are doing, but why the tongue?

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Don’t Be Too Hard On Yourself.

Posted February 08 by HiringManagerL
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February 6, 2010

 

Unsexy Typo. . .

Posted February 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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We argued whether to share this one; bad taste ruled the day:

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What a Nice Coincidence! This Position Pays 58.5 Cents an Hour

Posted February 06 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 5, 2010

 

Rhymes with Clunker. . .

Posted February 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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I’ll Learn Your Kids Good

Posted February 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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I'll Learn Your Kids Good

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February 4, 2010

 

Top 5 Worst Typos Ever!!!

Posted February 04 by Hiring Manager K.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Sorry Pukes

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

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February 1, 2010

 

Spot the Connection. . .

Posted February 01 by Hiring Manager K.
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January 29, 2010

 

Real Words are Good Mottos

Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Real Words are Good Mottos

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Manichaean Struggle . .

Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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January 28, 2010

 

No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

Posted January 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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From Not Hired user, Margaret:

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital.  At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

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The Drugs Do Help!

Posted January 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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i am very responsible, dependent, and get along with kids very well

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January 27, 2010

 

Off by Several Orders of Magnitude. . .

Posted January 27 by Elaine Benes
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This candidate was applying for Staff Copy Editor at a global business news organization:

Objective: To obtain a position that will allow me to help educate, inform and empower members of the South Bay community”

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We Recommend Proofreading.

Posted January 27 by HiringManagerL
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January 26, 2010

 

But Not of Prepositions. . .

Posted January 26 by HiringManagerL
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January 23, 2010

 

Your Next Informer. . .

Posted January 23 by HiringManagerL
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January 12, 2010

 

You Really Don’t Have an Angle?

Posted January 12 by Hiring Manager K.
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January 9, 2010

 

Why So Self-Deprecating?

Posted January 09 by HiringManagerL
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January 8, 2010

 

Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Posted January 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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Welcome to SuperCuts!

Posted January 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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January 7, 2010

 

We Might Have Spotted the Issue. . .

Posted January 07 by HiringManagerL
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Nobdy Wil Hir U.

Posted January 07 by HiringManagerL
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January 5, 2010

 

What a Proser. . .

Posted January 05 by Hiring Manager K.
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January 4, 2010

 

Dum and Slo.

Posted January 04 by HiringManagerL
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Do You Make Them Yourself?

Posted January 04 by HiringManagerL
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January 2, 2010

 

Tourette’s Syndrome?

Posted January 02 by HiringManagerL
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January 1, 2010

 

Laugh or Cry? You Decide.

Posted January 01 by HiringManagerL
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December 30, 2009

 

Like in Lord of the Rings? (User Submission!)

Posted December 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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A Not Hired user, Shiela R., reports that she was hiring for a career transition counselor and received the following:

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December 29, 2009

 

Michael Bolton, Is That You?

Posted December 29 by Hiring Manager K.
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Your Next Boss/Alien Overlord Can’t Spell.

Posted December 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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Mother Theresduh

Posted December 29 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Mother Theresduh

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December 28, 2009

 

Should Have Had Your Study Group Proofread

Posted December 28 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Should Have Had Your Study Group Proofread

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Hope You Have an Editor

Posted December 28 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Hope You Have an Editor

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December 26, 2009

 

And Maybe Somme Edittors, Too? (User Submission!)

Posted December 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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December 22, 2009

 

Typos That Kill. . .

Posted December 22 by HiringManagerL
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December 20, 2009

 

Highly Original Business Model. . .

Posted December 20 by Hiring Manager K.
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December 18, 2009

 

Fiesta of Sexy Typos and Malapropisms. . .

Posted December 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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A few of the all-time sexiest cover-letter excerpts, cut-and-pasted here for your intimate pleasure:

“I am looking for work in the Tri-City Area; my schedule is completely open and I am willing to work anytime. I assure you that I am a good, hard person who loves his co-workers.”

. . .and. . .

“You will notice that I didn’t work for part of 2002 because I was at home dick.”

. . .and. . .

“I worked in front office in Russia but I can be trusted to work in your rear.”

. . .and. . .

“I am planning to become a penile corrections officer.”

. . .and. . .

“I am willing to stay late and get dirty.”

. . .and. . .

“I want to grow in my new fellow team members”

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December 16, 2009

 

She Has an Ear for Detail. . .

Posted December 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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December 15, 2009

 

Quit Crowning Around!

Posted December 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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Auto Industry, Perhaps?

Posted December 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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December 12, 2009

 

Overqualified Candidate.

Posted December 12 by HiringManagerL
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December 7, 2009

 

Lettuce Show You to the Door. . .

Posted December 07 by HiringManagerL
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We Here You Are Not a Good Candidate.

Posted December 07 by HiringManagerL
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December 5, 2009

 

Simply Divine. . .

Posted December 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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Qualification Summary:  Experienced truck driver with over 10 years experience in delivering home gods (Furniture) throughout the United States. Strong ability to learn and use new computer technologies to improve delivery scheduling and tracking. Wide knowledge of vehicle maintenance and operation. Accurate sense of direction and comprehensive visual memory. Worked even up to 6 days a week 12 hours a day. Very quick learner, good work habits, good communication skills

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Programming Ninjas Wanted

Posted December 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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Looking for a Programmer/ Knife Salesman

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December 4, 2009

 

All References Great and Small. . .

Posted December 04 by Hiring Manager K.
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Click on the thumbnail to enjoy the strangest formatting of any reference we have seen:

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December 2, 2009

 

Maybe Too Much Fiber?

Posted December 02 by HiringManagerL
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December 1, 2009

 

Tautology?

Posted December 01 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 27, 2009

 

That Shouldn’t Be Public Information.

Posted November 27 by HiringManagerL
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November 26, 2009

 

Never Heard of That Before. . .

Posted November 26 by HiringManagerL
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November 23, 2009

 

Time Traveler. . .

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 19, 2009

 

Failed Agreement. . .

Posted November 19 by Elaine Benes
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As long as your publication doesn’t have any subjects or verbs, this is the copy editor for you!

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November 18, 2009

 

Now That’s Just Dirty.

Posted November 18 by HiringManagerL
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November 15, 2009

 

You Sure Are.

Posted November 15 by HiringManagerL
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November 14, 2009

 

Great Anger Management Skills!

Posted November 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 12, 2009

 

Simple Needs. . .

Posted November 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 8, 2009

 

Can I Holla At You?

Posted November 08 by Hiring Manager K.
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Very Articulate.

Posted November 08 by HiringManagerL
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November 7, 2009

 

We Love Your Drive!

Posted November 07 by HiringManagerL
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November 5, 2009

 

Would You Mind Defining That?

Posted November 05 by HiringManagerL
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November 3, 2009

 

The Fall Guy. . .

Posted November 03 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 2, 2009

 

Extremely professional. . .

Posted November 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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Both Drawers Emptied.

Posted November 02 by HiringManagerL
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October 31, 2009

 

Oh No, You Didn’t!

Posted October 31 by Hiring Manager K.
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October 30, 2009

 

We Loev Compliments!

Posted October 30 by Hiring Manager K.
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The resulting script may be shit, but will you feel great about yourself while writing it:

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Last Job: Purgatory, Inc.

Posted October 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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Respond to inquiries from vendors and infernal staff regarding project status.

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October 28, 2009

 

Revolutionary Resume

Posted October 28 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Loyalist

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October 26, 2009

 

How About Making Proof-Reading a Step?

Posted October 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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October 25, 2009

 

Dood, Where’s My Bricks?

Posted October 25 by Hiring Manager K.
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October 24, 2009

 

A Fitting Conclusion. . .

Posted October 24 by HiringManagerL
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October 23, 2009

 

Your Klever.

Posted October 23 by HiringManagerL
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October 22, 2009

 

Smawrt.

Posted October 22 by HiringManagerL
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October 21, 2009

 

This One Stands on its Own. . .

Posted October 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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Ahhh, the Joys of Transliteration. . .

Posted October 21 by HiringManagerL
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October 17, 2009

 

Well, at Least You’re Honest. . .

Posted October 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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October 15, 2009

 

I Want A Job That Has Nothing To Do With My Previous Skillset, Your Honor

Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Your Honor, I Want a Job that has Nothing to do with My Previous Skillset

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Wanted: Royal Screw-Up

Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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October 14, 2009

 

Keep Him Away from Your Freebase. . .

Posted October 14 by Hiring Manager K.
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October 12, 2009

 

Working the Concrete Pole. . .

Posted October 12 by Hiring Manager K.
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October 9, 2009

 

Homeschooled

Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Homeschooled

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Money Exchanged is for Time, Companionship, and Yard Work Only

Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Money Exchanged is for Time, Companionship, and Yard Work Only

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October 7, 2009

 

We Already Are. . .

Posted October 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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You will not be desapointed

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October 6, 2009

 

Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

Posted October 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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October 4, 2009

 

Transliterator. . .

Posted October 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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Wondering Why Nobody is Calling?

Posted October 04 by HiringManagerL
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October 2, 2009

 

Capital Offense. . .

Posted October 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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Hi i\'m looking for a job as a Personal Assistant , i\'m Asian, male,29yo and college graduate ( Bachelor In Tourism). I have experienced working in different offices and i have NY driver license. I\'m a part time Massage therapist and most of the time i only work 3 to 4 hours a day by schedule. I\'m Very good in verbal and written english, computer literate and well experienced in office administrative procedures.

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September 28, 2009

 

Is That Like a Disco Stick?

Posted September 28 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Is That Like a Disco Stick?

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September 27, 2009

 

Cunning Languist. . .

Posted September 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 23, 2009

 

We Love Clean Cheeks.

Posted September 23 by HiringManagerL
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September 19, 2009

 

Trust The Midas Touch. . .

Posted September 19 by Hiring Manager K.
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Your Next Boss. . . (User Submission!)

Posted September 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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Thanks to Not Hired user, “Anthony,” for passing this along! It might be the single worst written job posting in the history of Craiglist:

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September 18, 2009

 

Live Long and Prosper?

Posted September 18 by HiringManagerL
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September 17, 2009

 

Growth Industry. . .

Posted September 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 16, 2009

 

Better Than Being a Mushroom Listener. . .

Posted September 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 15, 2009

 

Looking for Mr. Gacy

Posted September 15 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Clowning Around

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September 13, 2009

 

Well Spoken.

Posted September 13 by HiringManagerL
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September 11, 2009

 

Starting Off On A Bad Note . . .

Posted September 11 by HiringManagerL
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September 10, 2009

 

We Don’t Have the Patients to Train You

Posted September 10 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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We Don't Have the Patients to Train You

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September 8, 2009

 

Smörgåsbord of Random Typos. . .

Posted September 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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Some choice cut-and-pastes from one hiring manager’s favorite cover letters and resumes:

“Ability to work with manimal instruction and supervision.”

. . .and. . .

“I am detail orient. My job was accuratly recording all our clients paper work.”

. . .and. . .

“Do you have a significant roll for someone like me?”

. . .and. . .

“You will quickly see that I hate the ability to get things done.”

. . .and. . .

“Can you respect my hard ships?”

. . .and. . .

“I also teach an SAT prep course—the students their love me!”

. . .and. . .

“I can speak without thinking and right even better.”

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September 7, 2009

 

Like Your Ladies Pre-Beer Goggled?

Posted September 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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