Posts Tagged ‘Typo’
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July 28, 2010
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Posted July 28 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism, Scary, Sexy, Typo, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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A few of the all-time sexiest cover-letter excerpts, cut-and-pasted here for your intimate pleasure:
“I am looking for work in the Tri-City Area; my schedule is completely open and I am willing to work anytime. I assure you that I am a good, hard person who loves his co-workers.”
. . .and. . .
“You will notice that I didn’t work for part of 2002 because I was at home dick.”
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“I worked in front office in Russia but I can be trusted to work in your rear.”
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“I am planning to become a penile corrections officer.”
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“I am willing to stay late and get dirty.”
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“I want to grow in my new fellow team members”
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July 24, 2010
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Posted July 24 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Sexy, Typo
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July 19, 2010
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Posted July 19 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Typo
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July 7, 2010
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Posted July 07 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism, Typo
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July 2, 2010
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Posted July 02 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, Sexy, Typo
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From Not Hired user, Margaret:
The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”
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June 25, 2010
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Posted June 25 by Elaine Benes
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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This candidate was applying for Staff Copy Editor at a global business news organization:
“Objective: To obtain a position that will allow me to help educate, inform and empower members of the South Bay community”
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June 18, 2010
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Posted June 18 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Typo
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Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Goofy, Typo
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Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Typo
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June 10, 2010
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Posted June 10 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Malaproprism, Misunderstood, Security Risk, Sexy, T.M.I., Typo, Uncomfortable
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?
2.This One Stands on its Own. . .
3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!
4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .
5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)
The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”
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Posted June 09 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Just Plain Sad, Misunderstood, Psycho, Typo
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A Not Hired user, Shiela R., reports that she was hiring for a career transition counselor and received the following:
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May 13, 2010
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Posted May 13 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Typo
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Posted May 12 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Rude, Typo
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May 11, 2010
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Posted May 11 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:T.M.I., Typo
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May 10, 2010
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Posted May 10 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Typo
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May 6, 2010
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Posted May 06 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Typo
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May 4, 2010
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Posted May 04 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism, Typo
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May 2, 2010
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Posted May 02 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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. . .read resume before I send it to Big-4 consulting firm:
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April 11, 2010
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Posted April 11 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Typo
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April 10, 2010
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Posted April 10 by Elain | |
