Posts Tagged ‘Typo’


 

May 16, 2008

 

No, I Want to Keep Things TIGHT!

Posted May 16 by Hiring Manager K.
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Auto Industry, Perhaps?

Posted May 16 by Hiring Manager K.
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I Wouldn’t Advertise That. . .

Posted May 16 by Hiring Manager K.
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May 12, 2008

 

Better Than Being a Mushroom Listener. . .

Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 9, 2008

 

The Drugs Do Help!

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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i am very responsible, dependent, and get along with kids very well

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May 5, 2008

 

Last Job: Purgatory, Inc.

Posted May 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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Respond to inquiries from vendors and infernal staff regarding project status.

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May 1, 2008

 

Your Next Boss. . . (User Submission!)

Posted May 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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Thanks to Not Hired user, “Anthony,” for passing this along! It might be the single worst written job posting in the history of Craiglist:

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April 24, 2008

 

Capital Offense. . .

Posted April 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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Hi i\'m looking for a job as a Personal Assistant , i\'m Asian, male,29yo and college graduate ( Bachelor In Tourism). I have experienced working in different offices and i have NY driver license. I\'m a part time Massage therapist and most of the time i only work 3 to 4 hours a day by schedule. I\'m Very good in verbal and written english, computer literate and well experienced in office administrative procedures.

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April 21, 2008

 

Simply Divine. . .

Posted April 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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Qualification Summary:  Experienced truck driver with over 10 years experience in delivering home gods (Furniture) throughout the United States. Strong ability to learn and use new computer technologies to improve delivery scheduling and tracking. Wide knowledge of vehicle maintenance and operation. Accurate sense of direction and comprehensive visual memory. Worked even up to 6 days a week 12 hours a day. Very quick learner, good work habits, good communication skills

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April 18, 2008

 

We Already Are. . .

Posted April 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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You will not be desapointed

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April 17, 2008

 

Top 5 Worst Typos Ever!!!

Posted April 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Sorry Pukes

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

+9 VOTES
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April 15, 2008

 

Growth Industry. . .

Posted April 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 14, 2008

 

Quit Crowning Around!

Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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+6 VOTES
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Your Next Boss/Alien Overlord Can’t Spell.

Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 11, 2008

 

Hear Us Roar.

Posted April 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 10, 2008

 

Don’t Worry: It Doesn’t Show.

Posted April 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 9, 2008

 

No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

Posted April 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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From Not Hired user, Margaret:

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital.  At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

+8 VOTES
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April 7, 2008

 

Maybe Try a Matzoh Instead?

Posted April 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 3, 2008

 

Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

Posted April 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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+28 VOTES
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And Now, He Wants to Audit a Career. . .

Posted April 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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+9 VOTES
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April 2, 2008

 

Thoroughing It All away. . .

Posted April 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 1, 2008

 

Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

Posted April 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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+6 VOTES
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Great Anger Management Skills!

Posted April 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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She Has an Ear for Detail. . .

Posted April 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 27, 2008

 

This One St