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	May 9, 2008
	“And I Used to Dance on Aircraft Carriers.” Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Cubicle Bound, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	May 8, 2008
	Your Next Bachelor Party Needs. . . Posted May 08 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Gimmicky, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	$Hey there sexy people!! I have several years dancing experience at SF\'s famous Gold Club. Upon my enlightenment I have realized that my religion is what is truly important to me. I would, however still like to practice my Allah-given gift of dancing and pleasing men. I am hoping to find work at bachelor parties where I can perform wearing my traditional attire. So, if you are throwing a bachelor party with no alcohol involved, and would like to have a very sexy, talented stripper dance for you without removing any clothing and showing minimal skin - please contact me! I\'m your girl!!$
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	Good for You. . . Posted May 08 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	$I\'m a very responsible and hard working boy. I have excellent communication skills and I am very strong so if anyone needs help with general labor I can assist. I am looking for my first job and I\'ll work extra hard for any company. I come from a respectable family and so I have very good people skills.$
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	May 6, 2008
	Video: Phoebe Tunes Joey’s Resume Posted May 06 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Hubris, Simple Pleasures
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	Will Work for $8/hour and a Glass Teat. . . (User Submission!) Posted May 06 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	Not Hired user, “Paula Plenty,” reports that a candidate for a customer service phone representative position talked to each of the three people with whom she interviewed about how important it was to have the ability to watch a portable television in her cubicle. The candidate sealed her “not hired” fate by following up her interview with a letter that included: I know you can understand that being allowed to watch TV helps keeps [sic] us sane during the downtime and giving good customer support really only takes one ear. The customers on the phone don’t have to know that I have a TV and I like to watch TV at work because it doesn’t hurt my work, I have a mini TV that I like to keep on my desk and watch with a white earplug. My other ear can hear the phone and listen to customer support issues. You have to trust me that it isn’t a problem even when very dramatic story is happening on my shows.
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	May 2, 2008
	How about Not? Posted May 02 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Gimmicky, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	Curriculum Victualia. . . Posted May 02 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Simple Pleasures
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	April 30, 2008
	Clean before Green? Posted April 30 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Misunderstood, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	These were the last two sentences of a cover letter; we still can’t figure out if there is a connection between them:
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	April 25, 2008
	Bo and Luke. . . Posted April 25 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Discrimination is Bad, Fast Track to Nowhere, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	April 23, 2008
	Missing a Tool. . . Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Foot in Mouth, Misunderstood, Simple Pleasures
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	A Stomach for Work. . . (User Submission!) Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	“Anonymous” reports that she was hiring a Junior Web Coordinator for a medical non-profit. Here is why the candidate was not hired: When asked in the interview to list his weaknesses, the male candidate puzzled for a few moments–as though he could not think of any–and started to answer, “Weakness? Huh. . . I’m not sure. . .” After thinking hard, he finally perked up and responded brightly: “My abs!”
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	He Would Love to Snake Your Plumbing. . . Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Sexy, Simple Pleasures
Comments (0) Email this	$I have over fifteen years experience in the building trade. From foundation to finish. yes I work nude when condition\'s are appropriate. $70.00 Pr hour.$
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	April 18, 2008
	And if You Can’t? Bacon? Posted April 18 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Security Risk, Simple Pleasures
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	April 16, 2008
	Enabler on Wheels. . . Posted April 16 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Simple Pleasures
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	April 15, 2008
	Dr. Me Posted April 15 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Security Risk, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Under the Influence
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	April 14, 2008
	A Leg Up on the Competition. . . Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Foot in Mouth, Sexy, Simple Pleasures
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	April 11, 2008
	A Heavenly Cubicle Awaits. . . Posted April 11 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Sexy, Simple Pleasures
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	April 10, 2008
	I’d Gladly Pay You a Hair Band on Tuesday for Some Web Traffic Today Posted April 10 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Simple Pleasures
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	April 8, 2008
	Call HR or Shut Your Door? Posted April 08 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Foot in Mouth, Misunderstood, Sexy, Simple Pleasures
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	April 4, 2008
	Calling Bruce Dickinson. . . Posted April 04 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Simple Pleasures
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	March 28, 2008
	We Want to Hire THAT Guy! Posted March 28 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Sexy, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	March 24, 2008
	The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work Posted March 24 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Sexy, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	A Brief Guide to the Millennials Posted March 24 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Malaproprism, Simple Pleasures
Comments (0) Email this	I would be a good worker…I only had one job so far and that was doing the news papers! it got kinda tiering walking up door 2door all the time..but im not lazy.. things i like to do inmy spare time are ride my pocket bike,ride my gokart,swiming,and talking on the phone..
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