Posts Tagged ‘Simple Pleasures’
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March 1, 2010
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Posted March 01 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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“Anonymous” reports that she was hiring a Junior Web Coordinator for a medical non-profit. Here is why the candidate was not hired:
When asked in the interview to list his weaknesses, the male candidate puzzled for a few moments–as though he could not think of any–and started to answer, “Weakness? Huh. . . I’m not sure. . .”
After thinking hard, he finally perked up and responded brightly:
“My abs!”
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Posted March 01 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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Not Hired user, “Paula Plenty,” reports that a candidate for a customer service phone representative position talked to each of the three people with whom she interviewed about how important it was to have the ability to watch a portable television in her cubicle. The candidate sealed her “not hired” fate by following up her interview with a letter that included:
I know you can understand that being allowed to watch TV helps keeps [sic] us sane during the downtime and giving good customer support really only takes one ear. The customers on the phone don’t have to know that I have a TV and I like to watch TV at work because it doesn’t hurt my work, I have a mini TV that I like to keep on my desk and watch with a white earplug. My other ear can hear the phone and listen to customer support issues. You have to trust me that it isn’t a problem even when very dramatic story is happening on my shows.
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February 20, 2010
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Posted February 20 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Simple Pleasures
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February 4, 2010
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Posted February 04 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Malaproprism, Simple Pleasures
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I would be a good worker…I only had one job so far and that was doing the news papers! it got kinda tiering walking up door 2door all the time..but im not lazy.. things i like to do inmy spare time are ride my pocket bike,ride my gokart,swiming,and talking on the phone..
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December 4, 2009
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Posted December 04 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Simple Pleasures
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December 1, 2009
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Posted December 01 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Simple Pleasures
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November 23, 2009
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Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Psycho, Rude, Scary, Security Risk, Simple Pleasures
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[WARNING: Audio is highly NSFW]
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October 30, 2009
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Posted October 30 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Misunderstood, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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These were the last two sentences of a cover letter; we still can’t figure out if there is a connection between them:
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August 29, 2009
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Posted August 29 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Goofy, Simple Pleasures
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A NotHired user was hiring for an assistant college basketball coach position and received this cover letter:
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