Posts Tagged ‘Simple Pleasures’


 

September 3, 2010

 

And if You Can’t? Bacon?

Posted September 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 31, 2010

 

That IS a Wide Variety. . .

Posted August 31 by HiringManagerL
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August 30, 2010

 

We Are Family. . .

Posted August 30 by HiringManagerL
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August 29, 2010

 

The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work

Posted August 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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nude_houseboy4.gif

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Is This a Paid Position?

Posted August 29 by HiringManagerL
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August 28, 2010

 

Next Episode of “Punked.”

Posted August 28 by HiringManagerL
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August 12, 2010

 

Are Lightsabers Included?

Posted August 12 by HiringManagerL
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August 9, 2010

 

You Might Actually Be Right. . .

Posted August 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 8, 2010

 

International Arms Dealer. . .

Posted August 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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Would You Take Nothing?

Posted August 08 by HiringManagerL
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August 6, 2010

 

The Little Cash Register That Could. . .

Posted August 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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High Yield Investment.

Posted August 06 by HiringManagerL
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And What are You Applying For?

Posted August 06 by HiringManagerL
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August 3, 2010

 

Million Dollar Baby.

Posted August 03 by HiringManagerL
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August 2, 2010

 

Will Work for $8/hour and a Glass Teat. . . (User Submission!)

Posted August 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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Not Hired user, “Paula Plenty,” reports that a candidate for a customer service phone representative position talked to each of the three people with whom she interviewed about how important it was to have the ability to watch a portable television in her cubicle.  The candidate sealed her “not hired” fate by following up her interview with a letter that included:

I know you can understand that being allowed to watch TV helps keeps [sic] us sane during the downtime and giving good customer support really only takes one ear.  The customers on the phone don’t have to know that I have a TV and I like to watch TV at work because it doesn’t hurt my work, I have a mini TV that I like to keep on my desk and watch with a white earplug. My other ear can hear the phone and listen to customer support issues.  You have to trust me that it isn’t a problem even when very dramatic story is happening on my shows.

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July 31, 2010

 

Taking Professional Measures. . .

Posted July 31 by HiringManagerL
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July 25, 2010

 

At Least You’re Honest.

Posted July 25 by HiringManagerL
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What Mean Expendable?

Posted July 25 by HiringManagerL
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July 21, 2010

 

Elmer Gantry Would Drink It!

Posted July 21 by HiringManagerL
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Are You a Celebrity?

Posted July 21 by HiringManagerL
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July 19, 2010

 

Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader. . .

Posted July 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 18, 2010

 

We Can’t Afford to De-Worm You.

Posted July 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 16, 2010

 

Ready to Snake Your Drain. . .

Posted July 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 15, 2010

 

Missing a Tool. . .

Posted July 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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*14+ yrs working with cars *most experience working in drag *ground up builds/maintenance/repair

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The Perfect Child Entertainer.

Posted July 15 by HiringManagerL
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July 8, 2010

 

We Has No Interest.

Posted July 08 by HiringManagerL
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July 6, 2010

 

He Would Love to Snake Your Plumbing. . .

Posted July 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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I have over fifteen years experience in the building trade. From foundation to finish. yes I work nude when condition\'s are appropriate. $70.00 Pr hour.

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July 5, 2010

 

Did You Miss Out On Something As a Child?

Posted July 05 by HiringManagerL
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July 2, 2010

 

It’s So Hard To Find a Good Jose These Days.

Posted July 02 by HiringManagerL
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June 30, 2010

 

Are They Willing To Work With Pyrotechnics?

Posted June 30 by HiringManagerL
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June 24, 2010

 

You Sure Are. . .

Posted June 24 by HiringManagerL
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June 21, 2010

 

Wanna Buy Me Dinner First?

Posted June 21 by HiringManagerL
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Yo Ho!

Posted June 21 by HiringManagerL
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June 19, 2010

 

Working the Concrete Pole. . .

Posted June 19 by Hiring Manager K.
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June 15, 2010

 

This Candidate Has the Gourds. . .

Posted June 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 11, 2010

 

99% Ain’t Bad.

Posted June 11 by HiringManagerL
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June 7, 2010

 

A Brief Guide to the Millennials

Posted June 07 by Hiring Manager K.
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I would be a good worker…I only had one job so far and that was doing the news papers! it got kinda tiering walking up door 2door all the time..but im not lazy.. things i like to do inmy spare time are ride my pocket bike,ride my gokart,swiming,and talking on the phone..

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Cellular Detail. . .

Posted June 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 5, 2010

 

Not Per Se. . .

Posted June 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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There Are No Words. . .

Posted June 05 by HiringManagerL
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Pay It Forward. (User Submission!)

Posted June 05 by HiringManagerL
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A NotHired user was hiring for an assistant college basketball coach position and received this cover letter:

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June 4, 2010

 

All the Pain Money Can Buy

Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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all the pain money can buy

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June 1, 2010

 

Clean before Green?

Posted June 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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These were the last two sentences of a cover letter; we still can’t figure out if there is a connection between them:

Money is a relatively ineffective motivator for me. Do you know what employee hygiene means?

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May 31, 2010

 

Sweet. . .

Posted May 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 29, 2010

 

The Shakespeare of Toilet Stalls. . .

Posted May 29 by HiringManagerL
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May 25, 2010

 

“Just Shoot Everyone.”

Posted May 25 by HiringManagerL
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May 24, 2010

 

“And I Used to Dance on Aircraft Carriers.”

Posted May 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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I like to say that I’m like Cher in that I’m “re-inventing” myself.

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May 22, 2010

 

We Want to Hire THAT Guy!

Posted May 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 20, 2010

 

A Heavenly Cubicle Awaits. . .

Posted May 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 19, 2010

 

A Leg Up on the Competition. . .

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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Dr. Me

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 16, 2010

 

Handy!

Posted May 16 by HiringManagerL
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Position Length is Seven Days.

Posted May 16 by HiringManagerL
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May 14, 2010

 

Can We Pay You With Catnip?

Posted May 14 by HiringManagerL
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May 13, 2010

 

Do You Also Toss Salad?

Posted May 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Do You Also Toss Salad?

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May 10, 2010

 

Just What We’re Looking For.

Posted May 10 by HiringManagerL
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May 1, 2010

 

Prima Donna. . .

Posted May 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 28, 2010

 

Do You Provide Life Insurance?

Posted April 28 by HiringManagerL
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April 27, 2010

 

This Is What Happens after You Make a Movie Like “Gigli” and Marry Skeletor. . .

Posted April 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 25, 2010

 

Hero in a Trash Can.

Posted April 25 by HiringManagerL
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April 24, 2010

 

I’d Gladly Pay You a Hair Band on Tuesday for Some Web Traffic Today

Posted April 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 23, 2010

 

Enabler on Wheels. . .

Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 20, 2010

 

Calling Bruce Dickinson. . .

Posted April 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 16, 2010

 

Great Idea if You Hate Your Money. . .

Posted April 16 by HiringManagerL
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You Might Have Better Luck in Berkeley. . .

Posted April 16 by HiringManagerL
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April 14, 2010

 

Video: Will Ferrell Conducts Job Interview.

Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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[WARNING: Audio is highly NSFW]

[hana-flv-player
video="http://img.nothired.com/video/snl-job-interview.flv"
width="400"
height="320"
player="2"
autoplay="false"
loop="false"
autorewind="true"
/]

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Live Long and Prosper?

Posted April 14 by HiringManagerL
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We Admire Your Compassion. . .

Posted April 14 by HiringManagerL
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April 13, 2010

 

Are You an Equal Opportunity Employer?

Posted April 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Equal Opportunity Employer

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April 9, 2010

 

Video: Phoebe Tunes Joey’s Resume

Posted April 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 7, 2010

 

Your Next Bachelor Party Needs. . .

Posted April 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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Hey there sexy people!!  I have several years dancing experience at SF\'s famous Gold Club.  Upon my enlightenment I have realized that my religion is what is truly important to me.  I would, however still like to practice my Allah-given gift of dancing and pleasing men.  I am hoping to find work at bachelor parties where I can perform wearing my traditional attire.   So, if you are throwing a bachelor party with no alcohol involved, and would like to have a very sexy, talented stripper dance for you without removing any clothing and showing minimal skin - please contact me!  I\'m your girl!!

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April 4, 2010

 

Pimpy the Clown. . .

Posted April 04 by HiringManagerL
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March 26, 2010

 

Call HR or Shut Your Door?

Posted March 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 25, 2010

 

Bo and Luke. . .

Posted March 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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waiting to go fishing need some beer money looking for day labor

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March 12, 2010

 

Most Logical Sign Ever

Posted March 12 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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Most Logical Sign Ever

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March 11, 2010

 

Shouldn’t ‘Cleaning Our Work Area’ Come Last?

Posted March 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Shouldn't 'cleaning our work area' come last?

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March 10, 2010

 

How about Not?

Posted March 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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Want to learn Chinese? I could be your best Chinese teacher. I love to dress up when I teach too. How about leather corset and cane? or school girl skirt and ugg boots?

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March 1, 2010

 

A Stomach for Work. . . (User Submission!)

Posted March 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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“Anonymous” reports that she was hiring a Junior Web Coordinator for a medical non-profit.  Here is why the candidate was not hired:

When asked in the interview to list his weaknesses, the male candidate puzzled for a few moments–as though he could not think of any–and started to answer, “Weakness? Huh. . . I’m not sure. . .”
After thinking hard, he finally perked up and responded brightly:
“My abs!”

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February 20, 2010

 

Curriculum Victualia. . .

Posted February 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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I don’t just talk, I just show what I can do.Looking for a place to work for a  long time.I am making pizza for 28 years. and other good stuff.  [snip] Thank you. Garlic knots-Regular pizza-Siciliana pizza-Meat  lover pizza-Fresh mozzarella pizza-Sundried tomatoe pizza-Chicken  parmigiana pizza-Chicken marsala pizza-Buffalo pizza-bbk pizza-Grilled  vegetable pizza- San gennaro pizza-Lasagna pizza-Eggplant rolentine  pizza-Primavera pizza-Salad pizza-Broccoli rabe pizza-Pesto  pizza-White pizza- Tomatoe onion pizza-Spinach pizza-Special  pizza-Hawaiian pizza-Philly cheese steak pizza-Roni pizza  Mushroom  pizza-Sausage pizza-Meatball pizza-Grandma pizza-Broccoli  pizza-Calamari pizza-Taco pizza-Baked ziti pizza-Pepper onion pizza-  Chicken francese pizza-shrimp scampi pizza-Penne vodka pizza-Pan pizza  deep dish-Whole wheat pizza-Ground beef pizza-Greek pizza-Five cheese  pizza-White broccoli pizza-White spinach pizza-BLT pizza-Spinach  alferdo pizza-Rolls Chicken rolls-Meatball rolls-Roni rolls-Sausage  rolls-eggplant rolls-Broccoli rolls-Spinach rolls-Pizza  rolls-Calzones-Stuff meat pizza-s-Stuff vegetable pizza-Pin  wheels-Tuna melt-Stromboli-Zeppolis

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Bloodsport 87.

Posted February 20 by HiringManagerL
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February 18, 2010

 

Good for You. . .

Posted February 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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I\'m a very responsible and hard working boy. I have excellent communication skills and I am very strong so if anyone needs help with general labor I can assist. I am looking for my first job and I\'ll work extra hard for any company. I come from a respectable family and so I have very good people skills.

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January 24, 2010

 

Read Our Blog: “Rejections of Obviously Strange Applicants”

Posted January 24 by HiringManagerL
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January 22, 2010

 

Looks Like There is a Little Demand for Workers

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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midget1

midget2

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December 24, 2009

 

Doc Brown, Is That You?

Posted December 24 by HiringManagerL
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December 10, 2009

 

A Little Fishy . . .

Posted December 10 by HiringManagerL
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November 27, 2009

 

Angelic.

Posted November 27 by HiringManagerL
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+6 VOTES
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October 25, 2009

 

Vote for Pepe!

Posted October 25 by HiringManagerL
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