Posts Tagged ‘Sexy’
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August 31, 2010
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Posted August 31 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, Sexy, T.M.I.
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Not Hired user, ChairmanMeow, reports that the following was submitted to a design firm by a candidate seeking an internship as a graphic designer:
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August 26, 2010
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Posted August 26 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Sexy, Unsexy
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August 23, 2010
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Posted August 23 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Sexy, Strange, Wow
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July 28, 2010
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Posted July 28 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism, Scary, Sexy, Typo, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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A few of the all-time sexiest cover-letter excerpts, cut-and-pasted here for your intimate pleasure:
“I am looking for work in the Tri-City Area; my schedule is completely open and I am willing to work anytime. I assure you that I am a good, hard person who loves his co-workers.”
. . .and. . .
“You will notice that I didn’t work for part of 2002 because I was at home dick.”
. . .and. . .
“I worked in front office in Russia but I can be trusted to work in your rear.”
. . .and. . .
“I am planning to become a penile corrections officer.”
. . .and. . .
“I am willing to stay late and get dirty.”
. . .and. . .
“I want to grow in my new fellow team members”
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July 24, 2010
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Posted July 24 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Sexy, Typo
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July 7, 2010
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Posted July 07 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Sexy, Unsexy
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July 5, 2010
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Posted July 05 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Hubris, Psycho, Sexy
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I am plagued by guys who think they’re clever…..they will come on to me using my name in a sentence as many times as possible. “Hey there, Gertrude, someone around here sure smells good, and it ain’t me, Getrude………Could I get your phone number Gertrude, and take you out for dinner, Gertrude?” Um, no! Customers, as far as I’m concerned, do not have the right to know my name, unless I choose to give it to them. End of story.
[and from the same posting. . .]
I work best when I am comfortable, and this means, for one thing, that I cannot become overheated, which happens if I’m not careful about the type of clothing I wear.
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July 2, 2010
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Posted July 02 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, Sexy, Typo
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From Not Hired user, Margaret:
The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”
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June 19, 2010
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Posted June 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Sexy
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June 15, 2010
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Posted June 15 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Sexy, Uncomfortable
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“Amature short video needs sexy female for publc nudity. Get undressed and change clothes in laundrymat or supermarket.paid 100.00..please send recent photo and availability.”
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June 10, 2010
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Posted June 10 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Malaproprism, Misunderstood, Security Risk, Sexy, T.M.I., Typo, Uncomfortable
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?
2.This One Stands on its Own. . .
3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!
4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .
5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)
The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”
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May 11, 2010
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Posted May 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Sexy
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Posted May 11 by Hiring Manager D.R.
Tags:Innuendo, Sexy
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May 4, 2010
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Posted May 04 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Sexy
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April 29, 2010
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Posted April 29 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Sexy
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Our source reports that this candidate showed up to her interview in jean shorts:
“I have been in professional environments and I know when I need to pull my hair up and act like a lady.”
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Posted April 29 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Goofy, Sexy
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April 19, 2010
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Posted April 19 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Sexy, Uncomfortable
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April 6, 2010
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Posted April 06 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Sexy, Typo
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March 25, 2010
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Posted March 25 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Sexy
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March 7, 2010
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Posted March 07 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Scary, Sexy, Unsexy
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March 1, 2010
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Posted March 01 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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“Anonymous” reports that she was hiring a Junior Web Coordinator for a medical non-profit. Here is why the candidate was not hired:
When asked in the interview to list his weaknesses, the male candidate puzzled for a few moments–as though he could not think of any–and started to answer, “Weakness? Huh. . . I’m not sure. . .”
After thinking hard, he finally perked up and responded brightly:
“My abs!”
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February 19, 2010
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Posted February 19 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable
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An anonymous Not Hired user reports that she was hiring her replacement as a paralegal in a small law firm and received the following from a potentially over-eager candidate:
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January 22, 2010
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Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Sexy, Trying Too Hard
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November 17, 2009
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Posted November 17 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Scary, Sexy
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But, we are pretty sure it will be on an actual street corner:
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