Posts Tagged ‘Sexy’


 

September 1, 2010

 

Mother Lover

Posted September 01 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Mother Lover

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August 31, 2010

 

Submission by Not Hired User, ChairmanMeow

Posted August 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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Not Hired user, ChairmanMeow, reports that the following was submitted to a design firm by a candidate seeking an internship as a graphic designer:

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August 30, 2010

 

Does ‘Life Changing’ Imply the Contraction of Herpes?

Posted August 30 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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does life changing mean herpes?

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Post-Modern Pool Boy. . .

Posted August 30 by HiringManagerL
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August 29, 2010

 

The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work

Posted August 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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nude_houseboy4.gif

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August 26, 2010

 

The Perfect Modeling Pose.

Posted August 26 by HiringManagerL
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August 23, 2010

 

All Over the Place

Posted August 23 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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all over the place

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August 11, 2010

 

Three for the Price of One!

Posted August 11 by HiringManagerL
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August 7, 2010

 

An Offer We Can Refuse. . .

Posted August 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 6, 2010

 

High Yield Investment.

Posted August 06 by HiringManagerL
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August 4, 2010

 

Can’t Make It Much Clearer. . .

Posted August 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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Posted August 04 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Elegant Housekeeping

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August 2, 2010

 

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Hire.

Posted August 02 by HiringManagerL
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July 31, 2010

 

Taking Professional Measures. . .

Posted July 31 by HiringManagerL
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Looks Like You Have Already Exceeded Your Knowledge

Posted July 31 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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Look Like You Have Already Exceeded Your Knowledge

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July 30, 2010

 

Illegal in most States. . .

Posted July 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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viagra anxiety, Generic Viagra
taking viagra woman

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July 28, 2010

 

Fiesta of Sexy Typos and Malapropisms. . .

Posted July 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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A few of the all-time sexiest cover-letter excerpts, cut-and-pasted here for your intimate pleasure:

“I am looking for work in the Tri-City Area; my schedule is completely open and I am willing to work anytime. I assure you that I am a good, hard person who loves his co-workers.”

. . .and. . .

“You will notice that I didn’t work for part of 2002 because I was at home dick.”

. . .and. . .

“I worked in front office in Russia but I can be trusted to work in your rear.”

. . .and. . .

“I am planning to become a penile corrections officer.”

. . .and. . .

“I am willing to stay late and get dirty.”

. . .and. . .

“I want to grow in my new fellow team members”

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July 24, 2010

 

Like Your Ladies Pre-Beer Goggled?

Posted July 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 22, 2010

 

She’s Back, Again.*

Posted July 22 by HiringManagerL
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*You may remember Travel Girl from an earlier posting.

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July 17, 2010

 

This One Stands on its Own. . .

Posted July 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 16, 2010

 

Ready to Snake Your Drain. . .

Posted July 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 14, 2010

 

Ugly People Need Not Apply. (User Submission!)

Posted July 14 by HiringManagerL
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NotHired user laterain ran across this job posting recently:

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July 13, 2010

 

Not for the Coulrophobics.

Posted July 13 by HiringManagerL
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July 12, 2010

 

Justin Guarini?

Posted July 12 by HiringManagerL
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July 11, 2010

 

Which of the Three of You Is Applying?

Posted July 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 7, 2010

 

A Headshot Would Have Been Just Fine.

Posted July 07 by HiringManagerL
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July 6, 2010

 

He Would Love to Snake Your Plumbing. . .

Posted July 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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I have over fifteen years experience in the building trade. From foundation to finish. yes I work nude when condition\'s are appropriate. $70.00 Pr hour.

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July 5, 2010

 

Waiting for Alice B. Toklas. . .

Posted July 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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I am plagued by guys who think they’re clever…..they will come on to me using my name in a sentence as many times as possible. “Hey there, Gertrude, someone around here sure smells good, and it ain’t me, Getrude………Could I get your phone number Gertrude, and take you out for dinner, Gertrude?” Um, no! Customers, as far as I’m concerned, do not have the right to know my name, unless I choose to give it to them. End of story.

[and from the same posting. . .]

I work best when I am comfortable, and this means, for one thing, that I cannot become overheated, which happens if I’m not careful about the type of clothing I wear.

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July 2, 2010

 

No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

Posted July 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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From Not Hired user, Margaret:

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital.  At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

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June 27, 2010

 

Turn Your Office into the Champagne Room!

Posted June 27 by HiringManagerL
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June 20, 2010

 

Can I Holla At You?

Posted June 20 by Hiring Manager K.
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All Three of You Can Live on Just $50K?

Posted June 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 19, 2010

 

F.U.P.A.

Posted June 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Fat Cat
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June 17, 2010

 

She Gives a Great Claw Job. . .

Posted June 17 by HiringManagerL
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June 15, 2010

 

So Fresh and So Clean. . .

Posted June 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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“Amature short video needs sexy female for publc nudity. Get undressed and change clothes in laundrymat or supermarket.paid 100.00..please send recent photo and availability.”

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June 14, 2010

 

Aren’t You a Little Bossy for a Slave?

Posted June 14 by HiringManagerL
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Every Little Boy’s Fantasy.

Posted June 14 by HiringManagerL
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June 10, 2010

 

Top 5 Worst Typos Ever!!!

Posted June 10 by Hiring Manager K.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Sorry Pukes

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

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June 6, 2010

 

Why the Wink?

Posted June 06 by HiringManagerL
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June 4, 2010

 

Ahhh, the Charm of Him. . .

Posted June 04 by HiringManagerL
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June 3, 2010

 

Your Next Spokesmodel.

Posted June 03 by HiringManagerL
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May 30, 2010

 

Tautology?

Posted May 30 by Hiring Manager K.
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petty_model.gif

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May 27, 2010

 

We Hope Your Wife Didn’t Dress You.

Posted May 27 by HiringManagerL
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May 23, 2010

 

Are You into Role Playing?

Posted May 23 by HiringManagerL
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May 22, 2010

 

We Want to Hire THAT Guy!

Posted May 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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wtf.jpg

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May 20, 2010

 

A Heavenly Cubicle Awaits. . .

Posted May 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 19, 2010

 

Legally B’lawned’

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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legally blawned

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A Leg Up on the Competition. . .

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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Haven’t We All Been Here?

Posted May 19 by HiringManagerL
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May 14, 2010

 

The Beginning To A Wonderful Relationship.

Posted May 14 by HiringManagerL
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May 12, 2010

 

Trust The Midas Touch. . .

Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager K.
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Then Why Would You Include It?

Posted May 12 by HiringManagerL
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May 11, 2010

 

Kick Out The Gams

Posted May 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Kick Out The Gams

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Harder, Faster, Longer, Stronger

Posted May 11 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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Good Thing, We Run a Tight Ship!

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May 10, 2010

 

The Actress Formerly Known as Pink.

Posted May 10 by HiringManagerL
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May 4, 2010

 

How About Not Taking Your Own Photos?

Posted May 04 by HiringManagerL
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May 2, 2010

 

Deep Purple Groupie?

Posted May 02 by HiringManagerL
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April 29, 2010

 

New Jersey Formal. . .

Posted April 29 by Hiring Manager K.
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Our source reports that this candidate showed up to her interview in jean shorts:

“I have been in professional environments and I know when I need to pull my hair up and act like a lady.” 

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I’m Too Sexy for my Pigtails. . .

Posted April 29 by HiringManagerL
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Can I Wear Lipstick?

Posted April 29 by HiringManagerL
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April 26, 2010

 

Okay, Good To Know!

Posted April 26 by HiringManagerL
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April 21, 2010

 

Define “fun”

Posted April 21 by Hiring Manager K.
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gay_mover.gif

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April 19, 2010

 

The New Babysitters’ Club.

Posted April 19 by HiringManagerL
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April 18, 2010

 

Now That’s Just Dirty.

Posted April 18 by HiringManagerL
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April 15, 2010

 

Posted on Wednesday. . .

Posted April 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 7, 2010

 

Are Those Synonymous?

Posted April 07 by HiringManagerL
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April 6, 2010

 

Huggy Bear’s Cover Letter. . .

Posted April 06 by Hiring Manager K.
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April 4, 2010

 

Pimpy the Clown. . .

Posted April 04 by HiringManagerL
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April 3, 2010

 

In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle. . .

Posted April 03 by HiringManagerL
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March 28, 2010

 

He Sure Looks Happy!

Posted March 28 by HiringManagerL
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March 27, 2010

 

Qualified. (NSFW)

Posted March 27 by HiringManagerL
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March 26, 2010

 

Call HR or Shut Your Door?

Posted March 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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+12 VOTES
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March 25, 2010

 

Immediate Hire!

Posted March 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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Call me!! I am available to provide a hand in your office briefs, manuscripts, lenghty, complex documents your secretary cannot take the time to do  run your office!!

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March 24, 2010

 

Your New Office Eye Candy.

Posted March 24 by HiringManagerL
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March 22, 2010

 

What a Poet!

Posted March 22 by HiringManagerL
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March 20, 2010

 

Hard Work. . .

Posted March 20 by Hiring Manager K.
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Requires Wildlife License for Head. . .

Posted March 20 by HiringManagerL
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March 19, 2010

 

A Great Resume Filler.

Posted March 19 by HiringManagerL
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March 13, 2010

 

Are Both of You Applying?

Posted March 13 by HiringManagerL
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March 11, 2010

 

Shouldn’t ‘Cleaning Our Work Area’ Come Last?

Posted March 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Shouldn't 'cleaning our work area' come last?

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March 10, 2010

 

How about Not?

Posted March 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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Want to learn Chinese? I could be your best Chinese teacher. I love to dress up when I teach too. How about leather corset and cane? or school girl skirt and ugg boots?

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March 8, 2010

 

But, How Are You with PowerPoint?

Posted March 08 by HiringManagerL
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+12 VOTES
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March 7, 2010

 

Would You be Willing to Dye Your Hair?

Posted March 07 by HiringManagerL
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+7 VOTES
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March 2, 2010

 

John Smith Won’t Be Happy About This.

Posted March 02 by HiringManagerL
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+9 VOTES
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March 1, 2010

 

A Stomach for Work. . . (User Submission!)

Posted March 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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“Anonymous” reports that she was hiring a Junior Web Coordinator for a medical non-profit.  Here is why the candidate was not hired:

When asked in the interview to list his weaknesses, the male candidate puzzled for a few moments–as though he could not think of any–and started to answer, “Weakness? Huh. . . I’m not sure. . .”
After thinking hard, he finally perked up and responded brightly:
“My abs!”

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February 19, 2010

 

Hard To Swallow. . . (User Submission!)

Posted February 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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An anonymous Not Hired user reports that she was hiring her replacement as a paralegal in a small law firm and received the following from a potentially over-eager candidate:

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January 22, 2010

 

Is This How You Look Through Beer Goggles?

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Is This How You Look Through Beer Goggles?

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November 22, 2009

 

Wanted: Pretty Woman.

Posted November 22 by HiringManagerL
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+16 VOTES
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November 17, 2009

 

You Get a Corner Office. . .

Posted November 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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But, we are pretty sure it will be on an actual street corner:

corner_office.gif

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November 2, 2009

 

You Do Get a Lot for Your Money. . .

Posted November 02 by Hiring Manager K.
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+59 VOTES
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