Posts Tagged ‘Sexy’


 

May 2, 2008

 

How about Not?

Posted May 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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Want to learn Chinese? I could be your best Chinese teacher. I love to dress up when I teach too. How about leather corset and cane? or school girl skirt and ugg boots?

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April 29, 2008

 

Immediate Hire!

Posted April 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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Call me!! I am available to provide a hand in your office briefs, manuscripts, lenghty, complex documents your secretary cannot take the time to do  run your office!!

+10 VOTES
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April 23, 2008

 

A Stomach for Work. . . (User Submission!)

Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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“Anonymous” reports that she was hiring a Junior Web Coordinator for a medical non-profit.  Here is why the candidate was not hired:

When asked in the interview to list his weaknesses, the male candidate puzzled for a few moments–as though he could not think of any–and started to answer, “Weakness? Huh. . . I’m not sure. . .”
After thinking hard, he finally perked up and responded brightly:
“My abs!”

+7 VOTES
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He Would Love to Snake Your Plumbing. . .

Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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I have over fifteen years experience in the building trade. From foundation to finish. yes I work nude when condition\'s are appropriate. $70.00 Pr hour.

+9 VOTES
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April 18, 2008

 

Which of the Three of You Is Applying?

Posted April 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 17, 2008

 

Top 5 Worst Typos Ever!!!

Posted April 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Sorry Pukes

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

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April 14, 2008

 

A Leg Up on the Competition. . .

Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 11, 2008

 

A Heavenly Cubicle Awaits. . .

Posted April 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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+7 VOTES
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Submission by Not Hired User, ChairmanMeow

Posted April 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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Not Hired user, ChairmanMeow, reports that the following was submitted to a design firm by a candidate seeking an internship as a graphic designer:

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April 9, 2008

 

No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

Posted April 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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From Not Hired user, Margaret:

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital.  At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

+8 VOTES
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April 8, 2008

 

Call HR or Shut Your Door?

Posted April 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 4, 2008

 

Posted on Wednesday. . .

Posted April 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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+21 VOTES
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March 31, 2008

 

Hard Work. . .

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager K.
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+8 VOTES
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Illegal in most States. . .

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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+8 VOTES
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March 28, 2008

 

We Want to Hire THAT Guy!

Posted March 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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+33 VOTES
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March 27, 2008

 

This One Stands on its Own. . .

Posted March 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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+32 VOTES
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March 24, 2008

 

Define “fun”

Posted March 24 by Hiring Manager K.
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+8 VOTES
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The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work

Posted March 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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+24 VOTES
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March 21, 2008

 

Waiting for Alice B. Toklas. . .

Posted March 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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I am plagued by guys who think they’re clever…..they will come on to me using my name in a sentence as many times as possible. “Hey there, Gertrude, someone around here sure smells good, and it ain’t me, Getrude………Could I get your phone number Gertrude, and take you out for dinner, Gertrude?” Um, no! Customers, as far as I’m concerned, do not have the right to know my name, unless I choose to give it to them. End of story.

[and from the same posting. . .]

I work best when I am comfortable, and this means, for one thing, that I cannot become overheated, which happens if I’m not careful about the type of clothing I wear.

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March 20, 2008

 

Trust The Midas Touch. . .

Posted March 20 by Hiring Manager K.
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March 14, 2008

 

Tautology?

Posted March 14 by Hiring Manager K.
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+5 VOTES
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Can I Holla At You?

Posted March 14 by Hiring Manager K.
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+12 VOTES
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March 12, 2008

 

Huggy Bear’s Cover Letter. . .

Posted March 12 by Hiring Manager K.
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+6 VOTES
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March 5, 2008

 

You Do Get a Lot for Your Money. . .

Posted March 05 by Hiring Manager K.
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+30 VOTES
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