Posts Tagged ‘Security Risk’


 

March 13, 2010

 

Mr. Show Job Interview Video

Posted March 13 by Hiring Manager D.
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[Audio is highly NSFW]

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March 12, 2010

 

The Worst Analogy Ever. . .

Posted March 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 11, 2010

 

Perspective Is Everything. . .

Posted March 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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Wait for it. . .

Posted March 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 9, 2010

 

His English Teachers Didn’t Mess With Him Either. . .

Posted March 09 by Hiring Manager K.
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Stop reading now if you don’t care for salty language:

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What is Your Prior Experience?

Posted March 09 by HiringManagerL
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March 5, 2010

 

Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

Posted March 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 4, 2010

 

Proof of the Transitive Property!

Posted March 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 26, 2010

 

The Bodyguard 2.

Posted February 26 by HiringManagerL
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February 23, 2010

 

We Can’t Afford to De-Worm You.

Posted February 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 20, 2010

 

Father Hood. . .

Posted February 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 18, 2010

 

Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader. . .

Posted February 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 16, 2010

 

Working the Concrete Pole. . .

Posted February 16 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 15, 2010

 

Good with a Hatchet, too!

Posted February 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 4, 2010

 

Top 5 Worst Typos Ever!!!

Posted February 04 by Hiring Manager K.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Sorry Pukes

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

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February 2, 2010

 

Thanks for the Suggestion!

Posted February 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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Do you have to do a background check? I don’t know what you will find but I am sure it isn’t important. You don’t have to bother.

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January 26, 2010

 

Aggressive Alex

Posted January 26 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Aggressive Alex

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January 22, 2010

 

You Might Want To Put This Differently. . .

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager K.
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January 11, 2010

 

But, Who Will Pay You for the Murder?

Posted January 11 by HiringManagerL
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January 10, 2010

 

We Might Need a Restraining Order.

Posted January 10 by HiringManagerL
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January 9, 2010

 

Ummm. . . None?

Posted January 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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Please leave a message with the day/# of kids you need me to sit on.

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A Little Too Much Maybe? (User Submission!)

Posted January 09 by HiringManagerL
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NotHired user HRGeneral sent us this application that a candidate submitted:

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December 31, 2009

 

Video: Human Giant Interview

Posted December 31 by Hiring Manager K.
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Audio NSFW

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December 23, 2009

 

Let’s All Enjoy Aleksey Vayner Again. . .

Posted December 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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A golden oldie to perk up the start of your week.  This is a video resume submitted by a Yale student to an investment bank in NYC.  Please enjoy:

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Are Their Parents Aware of This?

Posted December 23 by HiringManagerL
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December 19, 2009

 

Tool.

Posted December 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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I don\'t have any problem deceiving people and I\'m not hard on the eyes.  My current position doesn\'t utilize either of these capacities to their fullest extent, nor does it offer anywhere near fair compensation.  [snip]  Of course, you\'re wondering, \

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December 17, 2009

 

Video: Candidate’s Boyfriend Shoplifts During Interview

Posted December 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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December 13, 2009

 

There Are No Words. . .

Posted December 13 by HiringManagerL
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December 12, 2009

 

And. . . . ?

Posted December 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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hello i am a computer hacker

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December 11, 2009

 

A Little Too Honest

Posted December 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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A Little Too Honest

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Looking for a Job in 1950. . .

Posted December 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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We actually considered leaving the contact info in this guy’s post so that you could goof on him directly, but we figure his family must have experienced lawyers:white_burbs.gif

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The Wrong Person For the Job (User Submission!).

Posted December 11 by HiringManagerL
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A Not Hired user reports that he was hiring a new preschool teacher for a developmental daycare and the applicant came in asking to speak to personnel but could not stay long. . .their child was outside in the car. It was 101 degrees outside.

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December 5, 2009

 

Your Next Restraining Order. . .

Posted December 05 by HiringManagerL
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December 4, 2009

 

Good Thing the Cops Can’t Access Craigslist!

Posted December 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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December 1, 2009

 

Missing in Action. . .

Posted December 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 30, 2009

 

Worse Santa. . .

Posted November 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 29, 2009

 

Did We Mention We Hate You?

Posted November 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 25, 2009

 

Your Next HR Manager . . .

Posted November 25 by HiringManagerL
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Can’t Wait to Call Your References. . .

Posted November 25 by HiringManagerL
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November 24, 2009

 

Dr. Me

Posted November 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 23, 2009

 

Time Traveler, or Barista?

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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Uh oh. . .

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Big Bad Wolf. . .

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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Video: Will Ferrell Conducts Job Interview.

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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[WARNING: Audio is highly NSFW]

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video="http://img.nothired.com/video/snl-job-interview.flv"
width="400"
height="320"
player="2"
autoplay="false"
loop="false"
autorewind="true"
/]

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November 22, 2009

 

We Suggest Looking for a New Job.

Posted November 22 by HiringManagerL
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November 16, 2009

 

High-Caliber Applicant. . .

Posted November 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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This came straight out of a fax machine (minus our anonymizing) at a Fortune 500 company:

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November 15, 2009

 

Hmmm. . . Were You Mayor of Washington, D.C.?

Posted November 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 14, 2009

 

Video: Australian Job Interview

Posted November 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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Extremely NSFW audio:

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November 11, 2009

 

It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. . .

Posted November 11 by HiringManagerL
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November 9, 2009

 

Wow.

Posted November 09 by HiringManagerL
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November 7, 2009

 

Your Next Informer. . .

Posted November 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 6, 2009

 

Hair of the Job That Bit You?

Posted November 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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i\'m looking to work my way back to being a bartender as i just completed a short stint in rehab.

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November 5, 2009

 

Well, Maybe not Physically. . .

Posted November 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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Summary of Qualifications:  -Owns lots of guns  -Had a girlfriend  -Security System  -Lots of training  -Willing to travel  -In good shape (well, I\'m not handicap or anything)

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November 4, 2009

 

Fight Club II.

Posted November 04 by HiringManagerL
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October 26, 2009

 

Your Next Recruiter. . .

Posted October 26 by HiringManagerL
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October 25, 2009

 

Dood, Where’s My Bricks?

Posted October 25 by Hiring Manager K.
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You Poor Sweet Sensitive Soul. . .

Posted October 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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October 21, 2009

 

When NOT to Leave Your Resume Behind . .

Posted October 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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October 17, 2009

 

Posted on Wednesday. . .

Posted October 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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October 13, 2009

 

And if You Can’t? Bacon?

Posted October 13 by Hiring Manager D.
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October 6, 2009

 

Proactively Reactive. . .

Posted October 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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October 5, 2009

 

Security Clearance Denied

Posted October 05 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Security Clearance Denied

Submitted by Rain

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September 29, 2009

 

Aren’t You a Little Bossy for a Slave?

Posted September 29 by HiringManagerL
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September 12, 2009

 

Red Red Groovy. . .

Posted September 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 10, 2009

 

Your Next Waste Disposal Consultant. . .

Posted September 10 by HiringManagerL
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September 4, 2009

 

Dodging the Artful Dodger. . .

Posted September 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 8, 2009

 

The Iceman Cometh. . .

Posted August 08 by Hiring Manager K.
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July 24, 2009

 

Why Chastity Belts Were Invented. . .

Posted July 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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I have skills and experience with both Windows and Mac office software. I can sell anything, anytime, anywhere. I am single and no priest in a good way. Put me in office with single ladies and everyone’s happy right? Looking for love and financial success together this time. Let’s talk sooner rather that later

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July 17, 2009

 

Your Next CFO. . .

Posted July 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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For great justice, click on the image to view full-size. . .

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+86 VOTES
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