Posts Tagged ‘Security Risk’


 

September 3, 2010

 

The Iceman Cometh. . .

Posted September 03 by Hiring Manager K.
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And if You Can’t? Bacon?

Posted September 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 2, 2010

 

Dodging the Artful Dodger. . .

Posted September 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 30, 2010

 

Not Your Strongest Selling Point

Posted August 30 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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When NOT to Leave Your Resume Behind . .

Posted August 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 12, 2010

 

Fight Club II.

Posted August 12 by HiringManagerL
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August 11, 2010

 

Proof of the Transitive Property!

Posted August 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 7, 2010

 

What is Your Prior Experience?

Posted August 07 by HiringManagerL
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August 4, 2010

 

Your Next CFO. . .

Posted August 04 by Hiring Manager K.
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For great justice, click on the image to view full-size. . .

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July 27, 2010

 

Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

Posted July 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 23, 2010

 

Your Next Informer. . .

Posted July 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 20, 2010

 

Let’s All Enjoy Aleksey Vayner Again. . .

Posted July 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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A golden oldie to perk up the start of your week.  This is a video resume submitted by a Yale student to an investment bank in NYC.  Please enjoy:

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July 19, 2010

 

Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader. . .

Posted July 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 18, 2010

 

Tool.

Posted July 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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I don\'t have any problem deceiving people and I\'m not hard on the eyes.  My current position doesn\'t utilize either of these capacities to their fullest extent, nor does it offer anywhere near fair compensation.  [snip]  Of course, you\'re wondering, \

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We Can’t Afford to De-Worm You.

Posted July 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 17, 2010

 

Your Next Recruiter. . .

Posted July 17 by HiringManagerL
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July 10, 2010

 

Perspective Is Everything. . .

Posted July 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 9, 2010

 

Father Hood. . .

Posted July 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 3, 2010

 

You Might Want To Put This Differently. . .

Posted July 03 by Hiring Manager K.
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July 2, 2010

 

Hmmm. . . Were You Mayor of Washington, D.C.?

Posted July 02 by Hiring Manager K.
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June 30, 2010

 

Ummm. . . None?

Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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Please leave a message with the day/# of kids you need me to sit on.

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June 26, 2010

 

Video: Human Giant Interview

Posted June 26 by Hiring Manager K.
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Audio NSFW

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June 24, 2010

 

Aggressive Alex

Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Aggressive Alex

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June 21, 2010

 

Thanks for the Suggestion!

Posted June 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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Do you have to do a background check? I don’t know what you will find but I am sure it isn’t important. You don’t have to bother.

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June 19, 2010

 

Working the Concrete Pole. . .

Posted June 19 by Hiring Manager K.
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June 18, 2010

 

Looking for a Job in 1950. . .

Posted June 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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We actually considered leaving the contact info in this guy’s post so that you could goof on him directly, but we figure his family must have experienced lawyers:white_burbs.gif

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June 16, 2010

 

But, Who Will Pay You for the Murder?

Posted June 16 by HiringManagerL
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June 14, 2010

 

Aren’t You a Little Bossy for a Slave?

Posted June 14 by HiringManagerL
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We Might Need a Restraining Order.

Posted June 14 by HiringManagerL
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June 12, 2010

 

Red Red Groovy. . .

Posted June 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 10, 2010

 

Top 5 Worst Typos Ever!!!

Posted June 10 by Hiring Manager K.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Sorry Pukes

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

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June 7, 2010

 

And. . . . ?

Posted June 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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hello i am a computer hacker

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June 6, 2010

 

Are Their Parents Aware of This?

Posted June 06 by HiringManagerL
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June 5, 2010

 

There Are No Words. . .

Posted June 05 by HiringManagerL
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June 4, 2010

 

All the Pain Money Can Buy

Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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all the pain money can buy

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June 2, 2010

 

A Little Too Much Maybe? (User Submission!)

Posted June 02 by HiringManagerL
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NotHired user HRGeneral sent us this application that a candidate submitted:

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May 31, 2010

 

Worse Santa. . .

Posted May 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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We Suggest Looking for a New Job.

Posted May 31 by HiringManagerL
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May 29, 2010

 

Can’t Wait to Call Your References. . .

Posted May 29 by HiringManagerL
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May 22, 2010

 

Security Clearance Denied

Posted May 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Security Clearance Denied

Submitted by Rain

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May 21, 2010

 

Big Bad Wolf. . .

Posted May 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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Video: Candidate’s Boyfriend Shoplifts During Interview

Posted May 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 19, 2010

 

A Real Prince Charming

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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prince charming

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Sounds Legit

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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sounds legit

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Dr. Me

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 14, 2010

 

Time Traveler, or Barista?

Posted May 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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Uh oh. . .

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May 8, 2010

 

Your Next HR Manager . . .

Posted May 08 by HiringManagerL
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May 7, 2010

 

Someone will Teach You Soon. . . In Jail

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager K.L.
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You'll Need These Skills when You're in Jail

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May 6, 2010

 

A Little Too Honest

Posted May 06 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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A Little Too Honest

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April 26, 2010

 

Is “The Establishment” Public Education?

Posted April 26 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Public Education Betrayal

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Dood, Where’s My Bricks?

Posted April 26 by Hiring Manager K.
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Proactively Reactive. . .

Posted April 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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You Poor Sweet Sensitive Soul. . .

Posted April 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 23, 2010

 

Well, Maybe not Physically. . .

Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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Summary of Qualifications:  -Owns lots of guns  -Had a girlfriend  -Security System  -Lots of training  -Willing to travel  -In good shape (well, I\'m not handicap or anything)

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April 18, 2010

 

Hair of the Job That Bit You?

Posted April 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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i\'m looking to work my way back to being a bartender as i just completed a short stint in rehab.

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April 16, 2010

 

The Wrong Person For the Job (User Submission!).

Posted April 16 by HiringManagerL
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A Not Hired user reports that he was hiring a new preschool teacher for a developmental daycare and the applicant came in asking to speak to personnel but could not stay long. . .their child was outside in the car. It was 101 degrees outside.

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April 15, 2010

 

Posted on Wednesday. . .

Posted April 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 14, 2010

 

Video: Will Ferrell Conducts Job Interview.

Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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[WARNING: Audio is highly NSFW]

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video="http://img.nothired.com/video/snl-job-interview.flv"
width="400"
height="320"
player="2"
autoplay="false"
loop="false"
autorewind="true"
/]

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April 13, 2010

 

Wow.

Posted April 13 by HiringManagerL
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April 11, 2010

 

Your Next Restraining Order. . .

Posted April 11 by HiringManagerL
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April 10, 2010

 

It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. . .

Posted April 10 by HiringManagerL
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April 8, 2010

 

Why Chastity Belts Were Invented. . .

Posted April 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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I have skills and experience with both Windows and Mac office software. I can sell anything, anytime, anywhere. I am single and no priest in a good way. Put me in office with single ladies and everyone’s happy right? Looking for love and financial success together this time. Let’s talk sooner rather that later

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April 3, 2010

 

Did We Mention We Hate You?

Posted April 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 24, 2010

 

Video: Australian Job Interview

Posted March 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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Extremely NSFW audio:

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March 22, 2010

 

High-Caliber Applicant. . .

Posted March 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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This came straight out of a fax machine (minus our anonymizing) at a Fortune 500 company:

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March 13, 2010

 

Mr. Show Job Interview Video

Posted March 13 by Hiring Manager D.
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[Audio is highly NSFW]

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March 12, 2010

 

The Worst Analogy Ever. . .

Posted March 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 11, 2010

 

Wait for it. . .

Posted March 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 9, 2010

 

His English Teachers Didn’t Mess With Him Either. . .

Posted March 09 by Hiring Manager K.
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Stop reading now if you don’t care for salty language:

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February 26, 2010

 

The Bodyguard 2.

Posted February 26 by HiringManagerL
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February 15, 2010

 

Good with a Hatchet, too!

Posted February 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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December 4, 2009

 

Good Thing the Cops Can’t Access Craigslist!

Posted December 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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December 1, 2009

 

Missing in Action. . .

Posted December 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 10, 2009

 

Your Next Waste Disposal Consultant. . .

Posted September 10 by HiringManagerL
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