Posts Tagged ‘Rude’


 

March 5, 2010

 

Mmmmmmm. . .

Posted March 05 by HiringManagerL
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March 2, 2010

 

Hope You Don’t Need a Reference!

Posted March 02 by Hiring Manager K.L.
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This is an email from someone who quit a company, written to the remaining employees of the business.
Farewell
From Dump.com

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February 27, 2010

 

Notorious B.I.G.O.T.

Posted February 27 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Notorious Bigot

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February 19, 2010

 

You’re Hired, Comrade!

Posted February 19 by HiringManagerL
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February 18, 2010

 

Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader. . .

Posted February 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 17, 2010

 

Video: The Office Job Interview

Posted February 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 14, 2010

 

Urine Our Circular File. . .

Posted February 14 by HiringManagerL
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February 13, 2010

 

Seventh Grade Much?

Posted February 13 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 1, 2010

 

The Notebook II

Posted February 01 by HiringManagerL
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January 31, 2010

 

Anarchists Need Not Apply.

Posted January 31 by HiringManagerL
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January 30, 2010

 

Set Interviewers to Stunned

Posted January 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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Warning: adult language. Press play to listen.

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

Courtesy: FuckingCloakingDevice.com

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January 28, 2010

 

Brokeback Phobic

Posted January 28 by HiringManagerL
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January 25, 2010

 

Good Luck with That, Dipshit.

Posted January 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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Super Scary Spice.

Posted January 25 by HiringManagerL
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January 24, 2010

 

Pleasant.

Posted January 24 by HiringManagerL
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January 22, 2010

 

Your Dream Job. (User Submission!)

Posted January 22 by HiringManagerL
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A NotHired user directed us to this Craigslist posting:

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January 10, 2010

 

We Might Need a Restraining Order.

Posted January 10 by HiringManagerL
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January 9, 2010

 

Headache for Hire. . .

Posted January 09 by HiringManagerL
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January 7, 2010

 

You’ll Need To Trust Us: You Suck.

Posted January 07 by Hiring Manager K.
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We Might Have Spotted the Issue. . .

Posted January 07 by HiringManagerL
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January 6, 2010

 

No One Is Ever Going To Love You.

Posted January 06 by HiringManagerL
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January 2, 2010

 

Tourette’s Syndrome?

Posted January 02 by HiringManagerL
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January 1, 2010

 

Strict Requirements.

Posted January 01 by HiringManagerL
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December 31, 2009

 

Video: Human Giant Interview

Posted December 31 by Hiring Manager K.
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Audio NSFW

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December 28, 2009

 

What Do You Mean, You People?

Posted December 28 by HiringManagerL
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December 26, 2009

 

Just Keep Digging. . .

Posted December 26 by HiringManagerL
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December 19, 2009

 

Straight Shooter with Upper Management Written All Over Him.

Posted December 19 by HiringManagerL
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December 8, 2009

 

Something Borrowed. . .

Posted December 08 by HiringManagerL
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December 6, 2009

 

Astrogliding His Way to Winning Friends and Influencing People. . .

Posted December 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 30, 2009

 

If You Like the Taste of Spit. . .

Posted November 30 by HiringManagerL
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November 29, 2009

 

Did We Mention We Hate You?

Posted November 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 25, 2009

 

Your Next HR Manager . . .

Posted November 25 by HiringManagerL
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Can’t Wait to Call Your References. . .

Posted November 25 by HiringManagerL
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November 23, 2009

 

Video: Will Ferrell Conducts Job Interview.

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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[WARNING: Audio is highly NSFW]

[hana-flv-player
video="http://img.nothired.com/video/snl-job-interview.flv"
width="400"
height="320"
player="2"
autoplay="false"
loop="false"
autorewind="true"
/]

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November 22, 2009

 

We Suggest Looking for a New Job.

Posted November 22 by HiringManagerL
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November 19, 2009

 

Qualified for Exactly Nothing. . .

Posted November 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 18, 2009

 

Who’s the Boss?

Posted November 18 by HiringManagerL
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November 17, 2009

 

How About Mid-Thigh?

Posted November 17 by HiringManagerL
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November 14, 2009

 

Video: Australian Job Interview

Posted November 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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Extremely NSFW audio:

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November 13, 2009

 

This One Gets the Fish-Eye. . .

Posted November 13 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 12, 2009

 

Honest.

Posted November 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 9, 2009

 

Wow.

Posted November 09 by HiringManagerL
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November 7, 2009

 

That Guy. . . (User Submission!)

Posted November 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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An anonymous Not Hired users reports that she received this in follow-up e-mail from a candidate who had just interviewed for a sales associate position at her company the day before:

I am an impressive guy.       Your boss would be a jerk not to acknowledge this fact of life. Let’s get in to bed and make some money!

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November 4, 2009

 

Dr. Phil meets John Fitzgerald. . .

Posted November 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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John Fitzgerald Page is famous for his retarded resume and dating drama.  We love him dearly.

Here he is on Dr. Phil:

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October 31, 2009

 

Awww, Poor Little MBA. . .

Posted October 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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There is something pretty hilarious about an MBA trying to claim that the system is rigged against him:

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October 29, 2009

 

Noted: Your Positive Attitude.

Posted October 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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Yes, this was in a cover letter:

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October 27, 2009

 

Your Next Social Committee Head.

Posted October 27 by HiringManagerL
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October 16, 2009

 

Your Parents Must Be Proud.

Posted October 16 by HiringManagerL
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October 5, 2009

 

And You Wonder Why Your Kids Have Issues?

Posted October 05 by HiringManagerL
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September 29, 2009

 

Aren’t You a Little Bossy for a Slave?

Posted September 29 by HiringManagerL
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September 28, 2009

 

Dream On

Posted September 28 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Dream On
Submitted by Andrea B.

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September 24, 2009

 

Sandy Crotch. . .

Posted September 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 23, 2009

 

We’re Sure Your Prejudices Don’t Help. . .

Posted September 23 by HiringManagerL
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September 4, 2009

 

Dodging the Artful Dodger. . .

Posted September 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 2, 2009

 

High Expectations.

Posted September 02 by HiringManagerL
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August 20, 2009

 

Resume Carpet Doesn’t Match the Headline Drapes. . .

Posted August 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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This is the most dissonant combination of headline and resume we have seen in a long time.
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CAREER OBJECTIVE:  To Obtain a Full-time Administrative or Political Research Position.  SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS:  • Excellent ability in research, analysis, writing, and the presentation of findings • Highly motivated, organized, flexible, and detail-oriented • Engaging interpersonal skills • Foreign Language Capability: Five and a half years of Spanish and One year of Japanese • Extensive Computer Skills in Microsoft Applications such as Word, Excel, and PowerPoint • Programming Capability in Java, C++, and HTML

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June 10, 2009

 

No Need for Name Calling.

Posted June 10 by HiringManagerL
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May 22, 2009

 

Joseph Smith Need Only Apply. . .

Posted May 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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