Posts Tagged ‘Malaproprism’
| |
February 4, 2010
|
| |
Posted February 04 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Malaproprism, Simple Pleasures
|
|
|
I would be a good worker…I only had one job so far and that was doing the news papers! it got kinda tiering walking up door 2door all the time..but im not lazy.. things i like to do inmy spare time are ride my pocket bike,ride my gokart,swiming,and talking on the phone..
|
 Loading ...
|
|
| |
|
| |
Posted February 04 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Malaproprism, Misunderstood, Security Risk, Sexy, T.M.I., Typo, Uncomfortable
|
|
|
1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?
2.This One Stands on its Own. . .
3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!
4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .
5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)
The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
January 11, 2010
|
| |
Posted January 11 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
December 18, 2009
|
| |
Posted December 18 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism, Scary, Sexy, Typo, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
|
|
|
A few of the all-time sexiest cover-letter excerpts, cut-and-pasted here for your intimate pleasure:
“I am looking for work in the Tri-City Area; my schedule is completely open and I am willing to work anytime. I assure you that I am a good, hard person who loves his co-workers.”
. . .and. . .
“You will notice that I didn’t work for part of 2002 because I was at home dick.”
. . .and. . .
“I worked in front office in Russia but I can be trusted to work in your rear.”
. . .and. . .
“I am planning to become a penile corrections officer.”
. . .and. . .
“I am willing to stay late and get dirty.”
. . .and. . .
“I want to grow in my new fellow team members”
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
December 16, 2009
|
| |
Posted December 16 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism, Typo
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
December 15, 2009
|
| |
Posted December 15 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism, Typo
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
September 8, 2009
|
| |
Posted September 08 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Malaproprism, Typo, Uncomfortable
|
|
|
Some choice cut-and-pastes from one hiring manager’s favorite cover letters and resumes:
“Ability to work with manimal instruction and supervision.”
. . .and. . .
“I am detail orient. My job was accuratly recording all our clients paper work.”
. . .and. . .
“Do you have a significant roll for someone like me?”
. . .and. . .
“You will quickly see that I hate the ability to get things done.”
. . .and. . .
“Can you respect my hard ships?”
. . .and. . .
“I also teach an SAT prep course—the students their love me!”
. . .and. . .
“I can speak without thinking and right even better.”
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
September 1, 2009
|
| |
Posted September 01 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Malaproprism, Typo
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
|
|
![i like kids my phone number is: [deleted] pleace truth me i\'ll take care of your child](http://img.nothired.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pleace_truth_me.gif "Pleace Truth Me"){kind=small}
Most Viewed