Posts Tagged ‘High Tech’


 

July 29, 2010

 

Yoda’s Day Job. . .

Posted July 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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Your Next Sysadmin/Ogre. . .

Posted July 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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It isn’t anything that I haven’t seen before and can troubleshoot. I may look like Shrek, but trust me I smell a hell of a lot better.

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July 10, 2010

 

Most Inane Resume Item Ever. . .

Posted July 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 9, 2010

 

Rich Uncle Pennybags. . .

Posted July 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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We are more laughing with this guy than at him. Either way, his photo on Craigslist is funny:

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June 24, 2010

 

Clearly Bad. . .

Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 22, 2010

 

Angry Developer FTW!

Posted June 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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you need to tell them that I am not 1 of those f-ing ruby on rails tools that spend all day on digg talking about barak obama and how everything is an epic fail. I deliver golden code in record time. Tell them

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June 20, 2010

 

Chutzpah, Meet the Millennials.

Posted June 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 18, 2010

 

Bill Gates’ Wet Dream. . .

Posted June 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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The work from home job ad says I must be technology savvey and familiar to use a browser. Do I have to provide my own browser? If so can I buy it at a company discount? Is there a specific brand

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June 8, 2010

 

Sports Car + Kim Kardashian = Huh?

Posted June 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 7, 2010

 

And. . . . ?

Posted June 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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hello i am a computer hacker

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Cellular Detail. . .

Posted June 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 27, 2010

 

Your Next Pilot. . .

Posted May 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 21, 2010

 

Although, not to Writing a Cover Letter. . .

Posted May 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 14, 2010

 

Time Traveler, or Barista?

Posted May 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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Uh oh. . .

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April 28, 2010

 

Ego much?

Posted April 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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Yup, this is a single cover letter:

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[NOTHIRED EDITOR'S NOTE: This cover letter gave me the entire idea for this website. So. . . thank you, NASA yo-yo!]

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April 21, 2010

 

Their Dung Smells like Red Bull. . .

Posted April 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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Nerd Wrangler

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April 15, 2010

 

Yet Another WTF. . .

Posted April 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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Schizoid bartender seeks job.

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April 13, 2010

 

Submitted by a Not Hired User!

Posted April 13 by Hiring Manager D.
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A Not Hired user, who wishes to remain anonymous, tells us that her office was hiring for an instructional assistant to work in the campus computer lab, at a community college. . .

“The job description included the following requirements: 

  • Set up and maintain specialized computer equipment and software.
  • Perform some technical duties related to computer functions and operations.
  • Provide assistance to student users of computers.
  • Train students in the use of specialized software applications.

An applicant called our office requesting that we mail her an application for this position. We told her that an application could be downloaded from the college’s website.

She replied that she could not download the application because she did not use computers.”

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April 1, 2010

 

Venn Can You Boys Start?

Posted April 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 20, 2010

 

Hard Work. . .

Posted March 20 by Hiring Manager K.
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January 29, 2010

 

Video: Funny BBC Mistake

Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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