Posts Tagged ‘High Tech’


 

May 9, 2008

 

Their Dung Smells like Red Bull. . .

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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Nerd Wrangler

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May 8, 2008

 

Yet Another WTF. . .

Posted May 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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Schizoid bartender seeks job.

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May 7, 2008

 

Your Next Sysadmin/Ogre. . .

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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It isn’t anything that I haven’t seen before and can troubleshoot. I may look like Shrek, but trust me I smell a hell of a lot better.

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April 30, 2008

 

Bill Gates’ Wet Dream. . .

Posted April 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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The work from home job ad says I must be technology savvey and familiar to use a browser. Do I have to provide my own browser? If so can I buy it at a company discount? Is there a specific brand

+11 VOTES
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April 22, 2008

 

Rich Uncle Pennybags. . .

Posted April 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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We are more laughing with this guy than at him. Either way, his photo on Craigslist is funny:

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April 21, 2008

 

Angry Developer FTW!

Posted April 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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you need to tell them that I am not 1 of those f-ing ruby on rails tools that spend all day on digg talking about barak obama and how everything is an epic fail. I deliver golden code in record time. Tell them

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April 18, 2008

 

Clearly Bad. . .

Posted April 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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Although, not to Writing a Cover Letter. . .

Posted April 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 7, 2008

 

Time Traveler, or Barista?

Posted April 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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Uh oh. . .

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March 31, 2008

 

Hard Work. . .

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager K.
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Submitted by a Not Hired User!

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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A Not Hired user, who wishes to remain anonymous, tells us that her office was hiring for an instructional assistant to work in the campus computer lab, at a community college. . .

“The job description included the following requirements: 

  • Set up and maintain specialized computer equipment and software.
  • Perform some technical duties related to computer functions and operations.
  • Provide assistance to student users of computers.
  • Train students in the use of specialized software applications.

An applicant called our office requesting that we mail her an application for this position. We told her that an application could be downloaded from the college’s website.

She replied that she could not download the application because she did not use computers.”

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March 14, 2008

 

Yoda’s Day Job. . .

Posted March 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 25, 2008

 

Ego much?

Posted February 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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Yup, this is a single cover letter:

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[NOTHIRED EDITOR'S NOTE: This cover letter gave me the entire idea for this website. So. . . thank you, NASA yo-yo!]

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