Posts Tagged ‘Gross!’


 

May 12, 2008

 

Dr. Phil meets John Fitzgerald. . .

Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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John Fitzgerald Page is famous for his retarded resume and dating drama.  We love him dearly.

Here he is on Dr. Phil:

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May 7, 2008

 

Your Next Sysadmin/Ogre. . .

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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It isn’t anything that I haven’t seen before and can troubleshoot. I may look like Shrek, but trust me I smell a hell of a lot better.

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Will Work for Prairie Oysters. . .

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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With the mortage, property taxes etc. looking to bring in a little more than ends meat.

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May 6, 2008

 

Video: Phoebe Tunes Joey’s Resume

Posted May 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 2, 2008

 

Hirsuted to the Job. . .

Posted May 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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Very hairy and enjoy the gulf and need to always be near the water. Well, at leasat a couple times a month to the beach. I have experience doing just about everything you can imagine from all aspects of grounds keeping to cooking luscious meals to running a bugeted household. I\'m artsy and love people. ideally I would need a position within a gay environment and a room or small apt with a salary. that\'s about it for now. Contact me if you have a position

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May 1, 2008

 

Video: Temp Agency Ad

Posted May 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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This one is slightly visually NSFW:

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April 30, 2008

 

Oh.

Posted April 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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about 11 hours every day which is too much ofr a family man……….. I work for my family==My babygirl is every thing to me!!!!!           She so beautiful and could be a actress model or even stripper but   she isnt going to be that last 1 HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I will do anything to make over $10 for an hours work and spend more time with my girl

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April 28, 2008

 

He Will Back You 100%!

Posted April 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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I\'ve learned how to jump in to a project and use my skills to fill in everybody else\'s cracks.

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April 25, 2008

 

Cue Years of Nightmares about Eyes. . .

Posted April 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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Let me create a Wonderland for your child to grow and dream in. Whether a full-fledged-fantasy-world or just a touch of the playful - my style has a naturally whimsical, childhood feel that I can bring to any subject: castles, fairies, space or nature (animals are specialty!)- anything of or out of this world!

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April 24, 2008

 

LOL. . . WTF??? (User Submission!)

Posted April 24 by Hiring Manager K.
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A Not Hired user and good friend of Hiring Manager D. received this cover letter yesterday:

OH HAI!  IM IN UR INBOX APLYING 4 EDITOR POZISHN  [snip] I think Katherine Moennig is hot, even though she is most likely a lesbian.  If my wide array of interests doesn\'t qualify me for the job, then no one will,                              even if they stretched their interests wider than that goatse guy.  [snip]  I CAN HAS EHDEETOR POZISHN PLZ?  K THX BYE

[Okay, he didn't include this photo but we thought it was funny:]

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April 22, 2008

 

Onan the Barbarian. . .

Posted April 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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I love my job, but the “new office” work environment has become unacceptable for female employees.  The CEO is 24 years old and decided that, because there were only two bathrooms on either side of the building, we should have co-ed bathrooms. As a result, the ladies in Finance share a bathroom with the network administrators.  I don’t need to tell you what uncouth and poorly socialized young men do in bathooms by themselves, but I certainly don’t want to see it, smell it, or hear it.  I am ready to move on to a more professional office environment.

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April 18, 2008

 

Which of the Three of You Is Applying?

Posted April 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 8, 2008

 

Pay as You Go. . .

Posted April 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 1, 2008

 

In Bad Taste. . .

Posted April 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 31, 2008

 

Worst Brand Extension Ever!

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager K.
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No Grime of the Ancient. . .

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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