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	March 8, 2010
	But, How Are You with PowerPoint? Posted March 08 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Scary, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	March 6, 2010
	Which of the Three of You Is Applying? Posted March 06 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	March 5, 2010
	Mmmmmmm. . . Posted March 05 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Psycho, Rude, Uncomfortable
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	February 27, 2010
	Next Episode of “Dirty Jobs.” Posted February 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Typo
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	February 25, 2010
	Hard to Pass Up. . . Posted February 25 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, T.M.I.
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	February 24, 2010
	Or Is That a “Wipe-Off?” Posted February 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!
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	February 23, 2010
	We Can’t Afford to De-Worm You. Posted February 23 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, Hubris, Psycho, Security Risk, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	February 21, 2010
	Oozing Her Way to the Top. . . Posted February 21 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Typo
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	February 19, 2010
	Hard To Swallow. . . (User Submission!) Posted February 19 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable
Comments (0) Email this	An anonymous Not Hired user reports that she was hiring her replacement as a paralegal in a small law firm and received the following from a potentially over-eager candidate:
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	February 8, 2010
	Don’t Be Too Hard On Yourself. Posted February 08 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, T.M.I., Typo, Unsexy
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	February 7, 2010
	Dream Job. . . Posted February 07 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Scary
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	February 5, 2010
	Master of the Double Entendre. . . Posted February 05 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	February 4, 2010
	Wait, You Expect To Be Paid? Posted February 04 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	February 1, 2010
	That Hardly Covers the Gas. . . Posted February 01 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Uncomfortable
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	January 30, 2010
	Onan the Barbarian. . . Posted January 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	January 13, 2010
	Cue Years of Nightmares about Eyes. . . Posted January 13 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Uncomfortable
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	Ahhh, the Charm of Him. . . Posted January 13 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	January 12, 2010
	LOL. . . WTF??? (User Submission!) Posted January 12 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Hubris, Psycho, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
Comments (1) Email this	A Not Hired user and good friend of Hiring Manager D. received this cover letter yesterday: $OH HAI! IM IN UR INBOX APLYING 4 EDITOR POZISHN [snip] I think Katherine Moennig is hot, even though she is most likely a lesbian. If my wide array of interests doesn\'t qualify me for the job, then no one will, even if they stretched their interests wider than that goatse guy. [snip] I CAN HAS EHDEETOR POZISHN PLZ? K THX BYE$ [Okay, he didn't include this photo but we thought it was funny:]
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	January 8, 2010
	Thanks for the Warning. . . Posted January 08 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	December 31, 2009
	Will Work for Prairie Oysters. . . Posted December 31 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Just Plain Sad
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	December 27, 2009
	Taking Professional Measures. . . Posted December 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, Unsexy
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	December 23, 2009
	Are Their Parents Aware of This? Posted December 23 by HiringManagerL Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	December 21, 2009
	Aspiring Plumber. Posted December 21 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Uncomfortable
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	December 18, 2009
	Not for the Coulrophobics. Posted December 18 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Scary, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	December 17, 2009
	Do You Stuff Humans Too? Posted December 17 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Psycho, Scary, Uncomfortable
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	December 16, 2009
	Video: Temp Agency Ad Posted December 16 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	This one is slightly visually NSFW:
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	December 14, 2009
	Not Per Se. . . Posted December 14 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	November 27, 2009
	That Shouldn’t Be Public Information. Posted November 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Gross!, T.M.I., Typo
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	November 20, 2009
	Is That a Family Name? Posted November 20 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, T.M.I.
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	November 18, 2009
	Now That’s Just Dirty. Posted November 18 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Sexy, Typo
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	November 17, 2009
	How About Mid-Thigh? Posted November 17 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Rude, Uncomfortable
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	November 16, 2009
	Your New Office Eye Candy. Posted November 16 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Scary, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	November 11, 2009
	It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. . . Posted November 11 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	November 10, 2009
	Oh. Posted November 10 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Scary, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	Deep Purple Groupie? Posted November 10 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Scary, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	November 8, 2009
	Qualified. (NSFW) Posted November 08 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Scary, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	November 4, 2009
	Dr. Phil meets John Fitzgerald. . . Posted November 04 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Foot in Mouth, Gimmicky, Gross!, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Rude, T.M.I., Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	John Fitzgerald Page is famous for his retarded resume and dating drama. We love him dearly. Here he is on Dr. Phil:
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	November 1, 2009
	Pimpy the Clown. . . Posted November 01 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, Uncomfortable
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	October 31, 2009
	Video: Phoebe Tunes Joey’s Resume Posted October 31 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Hubris, Simple Pleasures
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	October 29, 2009
	In Bad Taste. . . Posted October 29 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Unsexy
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	October 27, 2009
	Do You Also Toss Salad? Posted October 27 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Innuendo, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Unsexy, Wrong!
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	October 26, 2009
	Your Next Spokesmodel. Posted October 26 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	October 25, 2009
	He Will Back You 100%! Posted October 25 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	$I\'ve learned how to jump in to a project and use my skills to fill in everybody else\'s cracks.$
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	October 24, 2009
	Posted October 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Just Plain Sad, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	October 22, 2009
	Worst Brand Extension Ever! Posted October 22 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!
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	October 16, 2009
	She’s Back, Again.* Posted October 16 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Gimmicky, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	*You may remember Travel Girl from an earlier posting.
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	October 9, 2009
	Homeschooled Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Trying to Make a Quick Buck, Typo, Unsexy, Wrong!
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	September 24, 2009
	Some Assembly Required Posted September 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Strange, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	Sandy Crotch. . . Posted September 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Gross!, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Rude, Scary, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	September 23, 2009
	We Love Clean Cheeks. Posted September 23 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Typo
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	September 22, 2009
	Pay as You Go. . . Posted September 22 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Unsexy
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	September 21, 2009
	Requires Wildlife License for Head. . . Posted September 21 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Scary, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	September 9, 2009
	Your Next Sysadmin/Ogre. . . Posted September 09 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, High Tech, T.M.I.
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	September 8, 2009
	Enema Anyone? (User Submission!) Posted September 08 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!
Comments (0) Email this	A NotHired user was trying to hire for a receptionist position and received this cover letter:
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	September 4, 2009
	No Grime of the Ancient. . . Posted September 04 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Malaproprism
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	August 17, 2009
	That Eliminates All Infants. . . Posted August 17 by HiringManagerL Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Uncomfortable
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	August 12, 2009
	The Worst Analogy Ever. . . Posted August 12 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	August 4, 2009
	He Sure Looks Happy! Posted August 04 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	July 24, 2009
	Why Chastity Belts Were Invented. . . Posted July 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Hubris, Security Risk, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	June 19, 2009
	Hirsuted to the Job. . . Posted June 19 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
Comments (0) Email this	$Very hairy and enjoy the gulf and need to always be near the water. Well, at leasat a couple times a month to the beach. I have experience doing just about everything you can imagine from all aspects of grounds keeping to cooking luscious meals to running a bugeted household. I\'m artsy and love people. ideally I would need a position within a gay environment and a room or small apt with a salary. that\'s about it for now. Contact me if you have a position$
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	January 23, 2009
	How Do You Feel About Ogres? Posted January 23 by HiringManagerL Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Duh!, Gross!
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	December 27, 2008
	Touching Admission. . . Posted December 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Scary, Typo, Uncomfortable
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