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	September 3, 2010
	Video: Temp Agency Ad Posted September 03 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, Unsexy
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	September 2, 2010
	Dream Job. . . Posted September 02 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Scary
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	August 24, 2010
	That Eliminates All Infants. . . Posted August 24 by HiringManagerL Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Uncomfortable
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	August 10, 2010
	How About Mid-Thigh? Posted August 10 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Rude, Uncomfortable
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	August 9, 2010
	Onan the Barbarian. . . Posted August 09 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	Mmmmmmm. . . Posted August 09 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Psycho, Rude, Uncomfortable
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	August 8, 2010
	Homeschooled Posted August 08 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Trying to Make a Quick Buck, Typo, Unsexy, Wrong!
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	August 3, 2010
	Thanks for the Warning. . . Posted August 03 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	August 2, 2010
	Wait, You Expect To Be Paid? Posted August 02 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	July 31, 2010
	Taking Professional Measures. . . Posted July 31 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, Unsexy
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	July 30, 2010
	Some Assembly Required Posted July 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Strange, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	July 29, 2010
	Your Next Sysadmin/Ogre. . . Posted July 29 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, High Tech, T.M.I.
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	July 22, 2010
	She’s Back, Again.* Posted July 22 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Gimmicky, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	July 19, 2010
	That Hardly Covers the Gas. . . Posted July 19 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Uncomfortable
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	July 18, 2010
	We Can’t Afford to De-Worm You. Posted July 18 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, Hubris, Psycho, Security Risk, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	July 15, 2010
	Is That a Family Name? Posted July 15 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, T.M.I.
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	Oozing Her Way to the Top. . . Posted July 15 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Typo
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	July 14, 2010
	Posted July 14 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Just Plain Sad, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	July 13, 2010
	Not for the Coulrophobics. Posted July 13 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Scary, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	July 11, 2010
	Which of the Three of You Is Applying? Posted July 11 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	July 10, 2010
	Don’t Be Too Hard On Yourself. Posted July 10 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, T.M.I., Typo, Unsexy
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	July 7, 2010
	Next Episode of “Dirty Jobs.” Posted July 07 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Typo
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	July 4, 2010
	Cue Years of Nightmares about Eyes. . . Posted July 04 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Uncomfortable
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	Hard to Pass Up. . . Posted July 04 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, T.M.I.
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	June 30, 2010
	Touching Admission. . . Posted June 30 by HiringManagerL Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Scary, Typo, Uncomfortable
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	Or Is That a “Wipe-Off?” Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!
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	June 27, 2010
	Aspiring Plumber. Posted June 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Uncomfortable
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	June 22, 2010
	We Love Clean Cheeks. Posted June 22 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Typo
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	June 17, 2010
	Will Work for Prairie Oysters. . . Posted June 17 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Just Plain Sad
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	June 6, 2010
	Are Their Parents Aware of This? Posted June 06 by HiringManagerL Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	June 5, 2010
	Not Per Se. . . Posted June 05 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	June 4, 2010
	Sandy Crotch. . . Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Gross!, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Rude, Scary, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	Ahhh, the Charm of Him. . . Posted June 04 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	June 3, 2010
	Your Next Spokesmodel. Posted June 03 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	June 1, 2010
	LOL. . . WTF??? (User Submission!) Posted June 01 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Hubris, Psycho, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
Comments (1) Email this	A Not Hired user and good friend of Hiring Manager D. received this cover letter yesterday: $OH HAI! IM IN UR INBOX APLYING 4 EDITOR POZISHN [snip] I think Katherine Moennig is hot, even though she is most likely a lesbian. If my wide array of interests doesn\'t qualify me for the job, then no one will, even if they stretched their interests wider than that goatse guy. [snip] I CAN HAS EHDEETOR POZISHN PLZ? K THX BYE$ [Okay, he didn't include this photo but we thought it was funny:]
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	May 17, 2010
	He Will Back You 100%! Posted May 17 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	$I\'ve learned how to jump in to a project and use my skills to fill in everybody else\'s cracks.$
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	Do You Stuff Humans Too? Posted May 17 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Psycho, Scary, Uncomfortable
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	May 13, 2010
	Do You Also Toss Salad? Posted May 13 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Innuendo, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Unsexy, Wrong!
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	May 9, 2010
	Hirsuted to the Job. . . Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
Comments (0) Email this	$Very hairy and enjoy the gulf and need to always be near the water. Well, at leasat a couple times a month to the beach. I have experience doing just about everything you can imagine from all aspects of grounds keeping to cooking luscious meals to running a bugeted household. I\'m artsy and love people. ideally I would need a position within a gay environment and a room or small apt with a salary. that\'s about it for now. Contact me if you have a position$
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	May 7, 2010
	Oh. Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Scary, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	May 6, 2010
	How Do You Feel About Ogres? Posted May 06 by HiringManagerL Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Duh!, Gross!
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	May 2, 2010
	Deep Purple Groupie? Posted May 02 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Scary, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	April 28, 2010
	Dr. Phil meets John Fitzgerald. . . Posted April 28 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Foot in Mouth, Gimmicky, Gross!, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Rude, T.M.I., Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	John Fitzgerald Page is famous for his retarded resume and dating drama. We love him dearly. Here he is on Dr. Phil:
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	April 18, 2010
	Now That’s Just Dirty. Posted April 18 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Sexy, Typo
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	April 15, 2010
	Pay as You Go. . . Posted April 15 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Unsexy
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	April 12, 2010
	That Shouldn’t Be Public Information. Posted April 12 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Gross!, T.M.I., Typo
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	April 11, 2010
	Enema Anyone? (User Submission!) Posted April 11 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!
Comments (0) Email this	A NotHired user was trying to hire for a receptionist position and received this cover letter:
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	April 10, 2010
	It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. . . Posted April 10 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	April 9, 2010
	Video: Phoebe Tunes Joey’s Resume Posted April 09 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Hubris, Simple Pleasures
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	April 8, 2010
	Why Chastity Belts Were Invented. . . Posted April 08 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Hubris, Security Risk, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	April 7, 2010
	In Bad Taste. . . Posted April 07 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Unsexy
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	April 4, 2010
	Pimpy the Clown. . . Posted April 04 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, Uncomfortable
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	March 30, 2010
	Worst Brand Extension Ever! Posted March 30 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!
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	No Grime of the Ancient. . . Posted March 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Malaproprism
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	March 28, 2010
	He Sure Looks Happy! Posted March 28 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	March 27, 2010
	Qualified. (NSFW) Posted March 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Scary, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	March 24, 2010
	Your New Office Eye Candy. Posted March 24 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Scary, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	March 20, 2010
	Requires Wildlife License for Head. . . Posted March 20 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Scary, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	March 12, 2010
	The Worst Analogy Ever. . . Posted March 12 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	March 8, 2010
	But, How Are You with PowerPoint? Posted March 08 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Scary, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	February 19, 2010
	Hard To Swallow. . . (User Submission!) Posted February 19 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable
Comments (0) Email this	An anonymous Not Hired user reports that she was hiring her replacement as a paralegal in a small law firm and received the following from a potentially over-eager candidate:
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	February 5, 2010
	Master of the Double Entendre. . . Posted February 05 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Just Plain Sad, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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