Posts Tagged ‘Foot in Mouth’
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March 5, 2010
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Posted March 05 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, T.M.I., Under the Influence, Unsexy
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According to several sites on the net (i.e., possibly apocryphal) personnel executives of 100 major American corporations were asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants:
- Said he was so well qualified [that] if he didn’t get the job, it would prove that the company’s management was incompetent.
- Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.
- Brought her large dog to the interview.
- Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles.
- Candidate kept giggling through serious interview.
- She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to the music and me at the same time.
- Balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.
- Applicant challenged interviewer to arm wrestle.
- Asked to see interviewer’s resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.
- Announced she hadn’t had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and French fries in the interviewer’s office.
- Without saying a word, candidate stood up and walked out during the middle of the interview.
- Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as financial vice president.
- Said if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.
- Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.
- Wouldn’t get out of the chair until I would hire him. I had to call the police.
- When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.
- Had a little pinball game and challenged me to play with him.
- Bounced up and down on my carpet and told me I must be highly thought of by the company because I was given such a thick carpet.
- Took a brush out of my purse, brushed his hair and left.
- Pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.
- Candidate asked me if I would put on a suit jacket to insure that the offer was formal.
- Said he wasn’t interested because the position paid too much.
- While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold.
- During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate’s briefcase. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview.
- A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: “Which company? When do I start? What’s the salary?” I said, “I assume you’re not interested in conducting the interview any further.” He promptly responded, “I am as long as you’ll pay me more.” I didn’t hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer.
- An applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained that the other shoe was stolen off her foot in the bus.
- His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies’ undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.
- He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the reception area. He didn’t want it to get stolen, and stated that he would require indoor parking for the moped.
- He took off his right shoe and sock, opened a medicated foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe. While he was putting back the shoe and sock, he mentioned that he had to use the powder four times a day, and this was the time.
- Candidate said he really didn’t want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one.
- He whistled when the interviewer was talking.
- Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.
- She threw up on my desk, and immediately started asking questions about the job, like nothing had happened.
- Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk.
- Asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the interview.
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Posted March 01 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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“Anonymous” reports that she was hiring a Junior Web Coordinator for a medical non-profit. Here is why the candidate was not hired:
When asked in the interview to list his weaknesses, the male candidate puzzled for a few moments–as though he could not think of any–and started to answer, “Weakness? Huh. . . I’m not sure. . .”
After thinking hard, he finally perked up and responded brightly:
“My abs!”
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February 19, 2010
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Posted February 19 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable
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An anonymous Not Hired user reports that she was hiring her replacement as a paralegal in a small law firm and received the following from a potentially over-eager candidate:
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February 14, 2010
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Posted February 14 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Smarter Than Expected
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A Not Hired user, Tim, reports that he was interviewing for a job working the front desk at a tanning salon. Here is why Tim was not hired:
The manager explained that spending 2 hours in the sun was like spending 20 minutes in a tanning bed. To which I, having never tanned before in my life, replied without batting an eye, “Oh, so it like microwaves you real quick.”
Needless to say, the manager didn’t really like that remark, and I didn’t get the job.
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February 4, 2010
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Posted February 04 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Malaproprism, Misunderstood, Security Risk, Sexy, T.M.I., Typo, Uncomfortable
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?
2.This One Stands on its Own. . .
3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!
4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .
5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)
The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”
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Posted January 30 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Misunderstood, Rude, Scary
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Courtesy: FuckingCloakingDevice.com
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January 29, 2010
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Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Huh?
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January 27, 2010
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Posted January 27 by Elaine Benes
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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This candidate was applying for Staff Copy Editor at a global business news organization:
“Objective: To obtain a position that will allow me to help educate, inform and empower members of the South Bay community”
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