Posts Tagged ‘Cubicle Bound’


 

August 25, 2010

 

Your Next Sysadmin. . .

Posted August 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 3, 2010

 

Hope You Don’t Need a Reference!

Posted August 03 by Hiring Manager K.L.
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This is an email from someone who quit a company, written to the remaining employees of the business.
Farewell
From Dump.com

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August 2, 2010

 

Will Work for $8/hour and a Glass Teat. . . (User Submission!)

Posted August 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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Not Hired user, “Paula Plenty,” reports that a candidate for a customer service phone representative position talked to each of the three people with whom she interviewed about how important it was to have the ability to watch a portable television in her cubicle.  The candidate sealed her “not hired” fate by following up her interview with a letter that included:

I know you can understand that being allowed to watch TV helps keeps [sic] us sane during the downtime and giving good customer support really only takes one ear.  The customers on the phone don’t have to know that I have a TV and I like to watch TV at work because it doesn’t hurt my work, I have a mini TV that I like to keep on my desk and watch with a white earplug. My other ear can hear the phone and listen to customer support issues.  You have to trust me that it isn’t a problem even when very dramatic story is happening on my shows.

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July 20, 2010

 

How Soon Can You Stop?

Posted July 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 10, 2010

 

Most Inane Resume Item Ever. . .

Posted July 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 20, 2010

 

Chutzpah, Meet the Millennials.

Posted June 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 11, 2010

 

What an Enlightening Statement!

Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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does this mean we dont need to call your references

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May 24, 2010

 

“And I Used to Dance on Aircraft Carriers.”

Posted May 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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I like to say that I’m like Cher in that I’m “re-inventing” myself.

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May 19, 2010

 

A Real Prince Charming

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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May 15, 2010

 

Last Job: Purgatory, Inc.

Posted May 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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Respond to inquiries from vendors and infernal staff regarding project status.

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May 9, 2010

 

Totally.

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 8, 2010

 

We Aren’t Hiring a Level 1 Bard Right Now.

Posted May 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 1, 2010

 

Killer Reference. . .

Posted May 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 29, 2010

 

Turd Blossom. . .

Posted April 29 by Hiring Manager K.
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Do you have to put me in a cubicle farm and treat me like a piece of dung? My last 6 employers did that and it sucked and so did I.   How bout giving me a room with a window and watching me bloom?

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April 17, 2010

 

More Content-Free Prattle. . .

Posted April 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 6, 2010

 

It’s a Bug’s Life. . .

Posted April 06 by Hiring Manager K.
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April 5, 2010

 

And a Child Shall Lead Them. . .

Posted April 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 31, 2010

 

Yes, and Expense Your Porn!

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager J.
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This IM was received from a college summer intern, on her first day of work:

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w4m

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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March 19, 2010

 

The Other Sister’s Cover Letter. . .

Posted March 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 6, 2010

 

Those Bastards!

Posted March 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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Amongst other good things, I am well seasoned,business/people savvy,  woman who has enjoyed a history that\'s so spectacular that many  (2nd/3rd level) Managers/Supervisors simply disgard my paperwork.

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January 31, 2010

 

Labor Economist. . .

Posted January 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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January 22, 2010

 

R.O.I.’d Rage. . .

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager K.
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December 22, 2009

 

Web 0.1 Designer. . . (User Submission!)

Posted December 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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This submission, by an anonymous Not Hired user, may not be funny to anyone who doesn’t work on the Internet, but we hire a lot of web designers and this candidate’s “portfolio” and website made us LOL–hard!

and here is his professional website:

Please note that Anonymous found this resume and website posted openly on Craigslist–no privacy expectations are being violated.

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October 28, 2009

 

But Does He Recycle?

Posted October 28 by Hiring Manager K.
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+36 VOTES
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