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	March 6, 2010
	Those Bastards! Posted March 06 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	$Amongst other good things, I am well seasoned,business/people savvy, woman who has enjoyed a history that\'s so spectacular that many (2nd/3rd level) Managers/Supervisors simply disgard my paperwork.$
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	March 4, 2010
	Most Inane Resume Item Ever. . . Posted March 04 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, High Tech, Hubris
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	March 2, 2010
	How Soon Can You Stop? Posted March 02 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Hubris
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	Hope You Don’t Need a Reference! Posted March 02 by Hiring Manager K.L. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Foot in Mouth, Rude, Uncomfortable, Under the Influence
Comments (0) Email this	This is an email from someone who quit a company, written to the remaining employees of the business. From Dump.com
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	March 1, 2010
	Will Work for $8/hour and a Glass Teat. . . (User Submission!) Posted March 01 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	Not Hired user, “Paula Plenty,” reports that a candidate for a customer service phone representative position talked to each of the three people with whom she interviewed about how important it was to have the ability to watch a portable television in her cubicle. The candidate sealed her “not hired” fate by following up her interview with a letter that included: I know you can understand that being allowed to watch TV helps keeps [sic] us sane during the downtime and giving good customer support really only takes one ear. The customers on the phone don’t have to know that I have a TV and I like to watch TV at work because it doesn’t hurt my work, I have a mini TV that I like to keep on my desk and watch with a white earplug. My other ear can hear the phone and listen to customer support issues. You have to trust me that it isn’t a problem even when very dramatic story is happening on my shows.
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	February 10, 2010
	Chutzpah, Meet the Millennials. Posted February 10 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, High Tech
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	January 31, 2010
	Labor Economist. . . Posted January 31 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Hubris, Misunderstood
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	January 22, 2010
	R.O.I.’d Rage. . . Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere
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	January 6, 2010
	Totally. Posted January 06 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Misunderstood
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	December 22, 2009
	Web 0.1 Designer. . . (User Submission!) Posted December 22 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad
Comments (1) Email this	This submission, by an anonymous Not Hired user, may not be funny to anyone who doesn’t work on the Internet, but we hire a lot of web designers and this candidate’s “portfolio” and website made us LOL–hard! and here is his professional website: Please note that Anonymous found this resume and website posted openly on Craigslist–no privacy expectations are being violated.
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	December 17, 2009
	Your Next Sysadmin. . . Posted December 17 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Just Plain Sad, Misunderstood
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	December 16, 2009
	Turd Blossom. . . Posted December 16 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Just Plain Sad, Misunderstood, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	December 3, 2009
	It’s a Bug’s Life. . . Posted December 03 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere
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	November 19, 2009
	And a Child Shall Lead Them. . . Posted November 19 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Just Plain Sad, Misunderstood
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	November 10, 2009
	More Content-Free Prattle. . . Posted November 10 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere
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	October 30, 2009
	Last Job: Purgatory, Inc. Posted October 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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	October 28, 2009
	But Does He Recycle? Posted October 28 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!
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	October 15, 2009
	We Aren’t Hiring a Level 1 Bard Right Now. Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere, T.M.I.
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	October 8, 2009
	Killer Reference. . . Posted October 08 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, T.M.I.
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	October 6, 2009
	“And I Used to Dance on Aircraft Carriers.” Posted October 06 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	September 1, 2009
	w4m Posted September 01 by Hiring Manager D.R. Tags:Cubicle Bound
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	June 23, 2009
	The Other Sister’s Cover Letter. . . Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Just Plain Sad
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	February 3, 2009
	Yes, and Expense Your Porn! Posted February 03 by Hiring Manager J. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!
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