May 9, 2008

 

Resume Carpet Doesn’t Match the Headline Drapes. . .

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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This is the most dissonant combination of headline and resume we have seen in a long time.
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CAREER OBJECTIVE:  To Obtain a Full-time Administrative or Political Research Position.  SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS:  • Excellent ability in research, analysis, writing, and the presentation of findings • Highly motivated, organized, flexible, and detail-oriented • Engaging interpersonal skills • Foreign Language Capability: Five and a half years of Spanish and One year of Japanese • Extensive Computer Skills in Microsoft Applications such as Word, Excel, and PowerPoint • Programming Capability in Java, C++, and HTML

+8 VOTES
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“And I Used to Dance on Aircraft Carriers.”

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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I like to say that I’m like Cher in that I’m “re-inventing” myself.

+2 VOTES
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The Drugs Do Help!

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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i am very responsible, dependent, and get along with kids very well

+7 VOTES
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Their Dung Smells like Red Bull. . .

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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Nerd Wrangler

+6 VOTES
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If Not With the Speaking of the English. . .

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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Young Person with the Looking for a Job

+5 VOTES
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