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September 2, 2010

 

Swing Voter

Posted September 02 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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August 13, 2010

 

McLovin’ This Guy

Posted August 13 by HiringManagerL
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Okay, so. . . a user pointed us to this on the web. The accompanying info claims that this was a 17-year-old kid’s answers to a McDonald’s job application–and that he was actually hired because the hiring manager found him funny. We remain a bit skeptical, but pass the doc along for your mild enjoyment. . .

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August 12, 2010

 

You Sure Are Modest

Posted August 12 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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You Sure Are Modest

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August 8, 2010

 

Homeschooled

Posted August 08 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Homeschooled

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August 5, 2010

 

Notorious B.I.G.O.T.

Posted August 05 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Notorious Bigot

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August 4, 2010

 

Posted August 04 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Elegant Housekeeping

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July 26, 2010

 

Persimmon? Festival? Oligarchy? We Have Others.

Posted July 26 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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Persimmon? Festival? Oligarchy? We Have Others.

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We’ll “Call You”

Posted July 26 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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well-call-you

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July 22, 2010

 

I’ll Learn Your Kids Good

Posted July 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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I'll Learn Your Kids Good

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July 18, 2010

 

Not So Sure I Want to See It. . .

Posted July 18 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Not So Sure I Want to See It

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July 16, 2010

 

You Must Learn Punctuation in the Third Year

Posted July 16 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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You Must Learn Punctuation in the Third Year

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July 14, 2010

 

Nervous Breakdown in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .

Posted July 14 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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nervous breakdown in 3 2 1

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Sounds Like a Messy Combination

Posted July 14 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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sounds like a messy combo

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July 13, 2010

 

Is That Some Sort of Fish?

Posted July 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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is that some sort of fish

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You Speak Lovely French

Posted July 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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you speak beautiful french

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July 12, 2010

 

Any Percentage of Zero is Zero

Posted July 12 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Any Percentage of Zero is Zero

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July 6, 2010

 

This Speaks for Itself

Posted July 06 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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This Speaks for Itself

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June 29, 2010

 

Revolutionary Resume

Posted June 29 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Loyalist

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June 22, 2010

 

So You Don’t Listen to Your Bosses?

Posted June 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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So You Don't Listen to Your Bosses?

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June 21, 2010

 

We Don’t Neither

Posted June 21 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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we dont neither

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So No

Posted June 21 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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So No

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June 19, 2010

 

F.U.P.A.

Posted June 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Fat Cat
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June 12, 2010

 

You Can Teach Finger Painting, But Not Spelling

Posted June 12 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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You Can Teach Finger Painting, But Not Spelling

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June 11, 2010

 

Never Heard of that Cut of Meat

Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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mmm steak

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June 9, 2010

 

Lars and the Real Girl

Posted June 09 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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lars and the real girl

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June 6, 2010

 

Money Exchanged is for Time, Companionship, and Yard Work Only

Posted June 06 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Money Exchanged is for Time, Companionship, and Yard Work Only

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June 2, 2010

 

Real Words are Good Mottos

Posted June 02 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Real Words are Good Mottos

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June 1, 2010

 

Mother Theresduh

Posted June 01 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Mother Theresduh

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May 30, 2010

 

We Don’t Have the Patients to Train You

Posted May 30 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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We Don't Have the Patients to Train You

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May 21, 2010

 

Very Blunt

Posted May 21 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Very blunt

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With Offer Participation*

Posted May 21 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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with offer participation

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May 19, 2010

 

You Do A Great Job Describing Yourself

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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just plain idiot

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Legally B’lawned’

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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legally blawned

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Did He Get That Way By Joining Pinocchio on Pleasure Island?

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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did he join pinnochio on pleasure island?

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What’s Up, Doc?

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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bugs bunny fan

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Well That’s Just Sneaky

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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hope they know breaking a horse doesnt involve violence

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May 15, 2010

 

Did You Spend The Last Two Years Inserting Characters into Your Post?

Posted May 15 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Did You Spend the Last Two Years Inserting the Characters into Your Post?

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May 13, 2010

 

Do You Also Toss Salad?

Posted May 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Do You Also Toss Salad?

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Hope You Have an Editor

Posted May 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Hope You Have an Editor

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May 11, 2010

 

Harder, Faster, Longer, Stronger

Posted May 11 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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Good Thing, We Run a Tight Ship!

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May 10, 2010

 

You Mean ‘Unlicensed Taxi Driver’?

Posted May 10 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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unlicensed taxi

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May 7, 2010

 

So You’d Say You Are A ‘Hard’ Worker?

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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hard worker

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Will You Beat Us Up if We Ask You to Work Overtime?

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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tough guy

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April 22, 2010

 

You Sure Got Lots of Grammar

Posted April 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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You Sure Got Lots of Grammar

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April 3, 2010

 

Really Looks Like You Want the Position!

Posted April 03 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Really Looks Like You Want the Position!

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March 31, 2010

 

w4m

Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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w4m

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March 30, 2010

 

Cutting Corners

Posted March 30 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Cutting Corners

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March 25, 2010

 

Featuring Yoda on Bass

Posted March 25 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Yoda on Bass

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Real Life Video Game Character

Posted March 25 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Real Life Video Game Character

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March 18, 2010

 

The Answer Is Probabley No.

Posted March 18 by Hiring Manager D.

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March 17, 2010

 

2 Legit 2 Quit

Posted March 17 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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2 Legit 2 Quit

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March 8, 2010

 

NuSkool. . .

Posted March 08 by Hiring Manager D.

teacher asystent seeking a job

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February 16, 2010

 

After 8 Years You Can’t Spell Your Job Title?

Posted February 16 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Slow Learner

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January 29, 2010

 

But With Experience, You Work Half as Hard?

Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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But With Experience, You Work Half as Hard?

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January 23, 2010

 

This Charming Man. . .

Posted January 23 by Hiring Manager K.
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non_mook_boss.gif

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January 22, 2010

 

Is This How You Look Through Beer Goggles?

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Is This How You Look Through Beer Goggles?

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October 15, 2009

 

I Want A Job That Has Nothing To Do With My Previous Skillset, Your Honor

Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Your Honor, I Want a Job that has Nothing to do with My Previous Skillset

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