Archive for the ‘Total Freakshows’ Category


 

September 2, 2010

 

Good Question. . .

Posted September 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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September 1, 2010

 

Mother Lover

Posted September 01 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Mother Lover

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August 31, 2010

 

Submission by Not Hired User, ChairmanMeow

Posted August 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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Not Hired user, ChairmanMeow, reports that the following was submitted to a design firm by a candidate seeking an internship as a graphic designer:

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August 30, 2010

 

When NOT to Leave Your Resume Behind . .

Posted August 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 29, 2010

 

The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work

Posted August 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 26, 2010

 

Next.

Posted August 26 by Hiring Manager K.
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“I’m a young, witty and independent woman looking to get a full time job that requires me to think, and challenge myself, while at the same time being laid back, and able to joke around.Once I’m comfortable in my surroundings, I can be quite the smart mouth, but I’m never mean, just playful.”

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August 9, 2010

 

Mmmmmmm. . .

Posted August 09 by HiringManagerL
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August 4, 2010

 

Your Next CFO. . .

Posted August 04 by Hiring Manager K.
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For great justice, click on the image to view full-size. . .

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+87 VOTES
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August 2, 2010

 

Wait, You Expect To Be Paid?

Posted August 02 by HiringManagerL
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July 30, 2010

 

Your Next Social Committee Head.

Posted July 30 by HiringManagerL
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+79 VOTES
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July 27, 2010

 

Lasses Seeking Lassies. . .

Posted July 27 by Hiring Manager K.
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July 20, 2010

 

How Soon Can You Stop?

Posted July 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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Let’s All Enjoy Aleksey Vayner Again. . .

Posted July 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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A golden oldie to perk up the start of your week.  This is a video resume submitted by a Yale student to an investment bank in NYC.  Please enjoy:

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July 18, 2010

 

We Can’t Afford to De-Worm You.

Posted July 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 14, 2010

 

Posted July 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 12, 2010

 

Color Us Confused. Very Confused.

Posted July 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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I AM AN ASPIRING MALE MODEL. I AM THE ORIGINATOR OF THE ORANGE COLOR LOOK, AND THE EYE SIDE WAYS LOOK. HOW I AM THE ORIGINATOR I HAVE NO IDEA, AND I AM PROBABLY ONE IN THOUSANDS TO CLAIM TO BE, ALL I KNOW IS THAT IF I AM USED IN PRINT MEDIO MODELING, IT WILL BE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM THE ORIGINATOR, BUT THERE WILL BE NOW QUESTIONS OR ANSWERING ABOUT IT, JUST MY MODELING PICS WILL BE SELF EXPAINATORY. I NEED SOME ASSISTANCE THOUGH, LIKE SOME MINOR PLASTIC SUGUREY, A PERSONAL TRAINER, A PUBLICIST AND A VERY STRONG, STRONG AGENT. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET PLEASE DO NOT CALL, OR EMAIL ME. JUST LIVE A FAX NUMBER AND I WILL CONTACT YOU. EVEN IF YOU ARE A SMALL TIME AGENT, OR VERY EXPERIENCED, THIS COULD BE A HUGE CASH FLOW POTENTIAL IF DONE RIGHT, WITH INTEGRITY AND OF THE HIGHEST ETHICAL STANDARDS. SO SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. THANKS AND I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

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July 9, 2010

 

Father Hood. . .

Posted July 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 1, 2010

 

On Something, Down Under. . .

Posted July 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 27, 2010

 

A Fresh New Design Sensibility. . .

Posted June 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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[and from their MySpace "art" page. . .]

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+126 VOTES
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June 24, 2010

 

Aggressive Alex

Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Aggressive Alex

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June 21, 2010

 

Reasonable Requests

Posted June 21 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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very reasonable

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June 6, 2010

 

Dopey Video. . .

Posted June 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 5, 2010

 

Your Next Administrative Assistant…

Posted June 05 by Hiring Manager D.
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+58 VOTES
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June 4, 2010

 

Sandy Crotch. . .

Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 3, 2010

 

The Stupidest Job Seeker Ever?

Posted June 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 2, 2010

 

A Little Too Much Maybe? (User Submission!)

Posted June 02 by HiringManagerL
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NotHired user HRGeneral sent us this application that a candidate submitted:

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May 31, 2010

 

We Suggest Looking for a New Job.

Posted May 31 by HiringManagerL
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May 24, 2010

 

Vanilla Ice Is Back!

Posted May 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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[Cover letter hint: Stay away from racist poetry.]

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You’ll Need To Trust Us: You Suck.

Posted May 24 by Hiring Manager K.
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May 22, 2010

 

Old Yeller. . .

Posted May 22 by Hiring Manager K.
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QUIT SHOUTING AT US!

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+17 VOTES
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May 19, 2010

 

How Drunk Are You Right Now?

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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how drunk are you?

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May 14, 2010

 

Can We Pay You With Catnip?

Posted May 14 by HiringManagerL
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May 9, 2010

 

We Can’t Hit Delete Fast Enough. (User Submission!)

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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A friend of ours who is trying to hire a computer programmer on Craigslist, received this unsolicited email yesterday:

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May 8, 2010

 

My Acid Just Kicked In. . .

Posted May 08 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 5, 2010

 

You Could Co-Star in “Leaving Louisiana” (User Submission!)

Posted May 05 by HiringManagerL
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NotHired user Greg directed us to this Craigslist posting:

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April 28, 2010

 

Dr. Phil meets John Fitzgerald. . .

Posted April 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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John Fitzgerald Page is famous for his retarded resume and dating drama.  We love him dearly.

Here he is on Dr. Phil:

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April 26, 2010

 

Is “The Establishment” Public Education?

Posted April 26 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Public Education Betrayal

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You Poor Sweet Sensitive Soul. . .

Posted April 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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April 23, 2010

 

I Can Has Job?

Posted April 23 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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I Can Has Job?

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April 22, 2010

 

If You Like the Taste of Spit. . .

Posted April 22 by HiringManagerL
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April 17, 2010

 

Heaven Help Us. . . (User Submission!)

Posted April 17 by Hiring Manager D.
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“Anonymous” Not Hired user reports:

While working for one of the largest universities in Missouri, I came across this gem. We decided not to hire this gentleman because his resume was a bit. . . Oh, how can i put this? Verbose is a nice way to put it, I guess.
I even went so far as to call this applicant to discuss “improving” his resume and he was offended that I thought it needed help.

Click to enlarge:

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April 16, 2010

 

Bring the Annoyance!

Posted April 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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Come on companys!! I have the flavor that everyone in the shop loves to be a round!! FLAVOR FLAV!!!!

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April 15, 2010

 

Yet Another WTF. . .

Posted April 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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Schizoid bartender seeks job.

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April 13, 2010

 

Submitted by a Not Hired User!

Posted April 13 by Hiring Manager D.
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A Not Hired user, who wishes to remain anonymous, tells us that her office was hiring for an instructional assistant to work in the campus computer lab, at a community college. . .

“The job description included the following requirements: 

  • Set up and maintain specialized computer equipment and software.
  • Perform some technical duties related to computer functions and operations.
  • Provide assistance to student users of computers.
  • Train students in the use of specialized software applications.

An applicant called our office requesting that we mail her an application for this position. We told her that an application could be downloaded from the college’s website.

She replied that she could not download the application because she did not use computers.”

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April 12, 2010

 

Kenny G Really Let Himself Go . . .

Posted April 12 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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The Perfect Pair!

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April 10, 2010

 

It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. . .

Posted April 10 by HiringManagerL
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April 2, 2010

 

The Dangers of Revolving Credit.

Posted April 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 28, 2010

 

This One Gets the Fish-Eye. . .

Posted March 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 22, 2010

 

High-Caliber Applicant. . .

Posted March 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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This came straight out of a fax machine (minus our anonymizing) at a Fortune 500 company:

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March 18, 2010

 

We Still Love to Hate. . .

Posted March 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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Someone just reminded us about this classic cewebrity:

Visit Gawker to get a full sense of how John became Internet-famous.

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February 24, 2010

 

Mr. Peepers Is not a Qualified Reference. . .

Posted February 24 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 19, 2010

 

You’re Hired, Comrade!

Posted February 19 by HiringManagerL
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January 31, 2010

 

Creepy Input ⇒ Creepy Output

Posted January 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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August 15, 2009

 

It’s a Fact: Colon-Heads Sell Product!

Posted August 15 by HiringManagerL
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