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	May 15, 2008
	You’ll Need To Trust Us: You Suck. Posted May 15 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: Gimmicky, Hubris, Misunderstood, Psycho, Rude
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	May 12, 2008
	Dr. Phil meets John Fitzgerald. . . Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Discrimination is Bad, Foot in Mouth, Gimmicky, Gross!, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Rude, T.M.I., Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	John Fitzgerald Page is famous for his retarded resume and dating drama. We love him dearly. Here he is on Dr. Phil:
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	Color Us Confused. Very Confused. Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	May 8, 2008
	Yet Another WTF. . . Posted May 08 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, High Tech, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, T.M.I.
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	April 30, 2008
	We Still Love to Hate. . . Posted April 30 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, Hubris, Psycho, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	Someone just reminded us about this classic cewebrity: Visit Gawker to get a full sense of how John became Internet-famous.
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	April 29, 2008
	When NOT to Leave Your Resume Behind . . Posted April 29 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk
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	April 24, 2008
	Heaven Help Us. . . (User Submission!) Posted April 24 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Psycho, T.M.I.
Comments (1) Email this	“Anonymous” Not Hired user reports: While working for one of the largest universities in Missouri, I came across this gem. We decided not to hire this gentleman because his resume was a bit. . . Oh, how can i put this? Verbose is a nice way to put it, I guess. I even went so far as to call this applicant to discuss “improving” his resume and he was offended that I thought it needed help. Click to enlarge:
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	You Poor Sweet Sensitive Soul. . . Posted April 24 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Discrimination is Bad, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gimmicky, Hubris, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, Uncomfortable
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	April 21, 2008
	Let’s All Enjoy Aleksey Vayner Again. . . Posted April 21 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I.
Comments (2) Email this	A golden oldie to perk up the start of your week. This is a video resume submitted by a Yale student to an investment bank in NYC. Please enjoy:
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	Bring the Annoyance! Posted April 21 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho
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	April 14, 2008
	Creepy Input ⇒ Creepy Output Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Scary, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	April 11, 2008
	Submission by Not Hired User, ChairmanMeow Posted April 11 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, Sexy, T.M.I.
Comments (1) Email this	Not Hired user, ChairmanMeow, reports that the following was submitted to a design firm by a candidate seeking an internship as a graphic designer:
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	April 9, 2008
	On Something, Down Under. . . Posted April 09 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Psycho, T.M.I.
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	April 2, 2008
	Vanilla Ice Is Back! Posted April 02 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Uncomfortable
Comments (0) Email this	[Cover letter hint: Stay away from racist poetry.]
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	March 31, 2008
	Submitted by a Not Hired User! Posted March 31 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, High Tech
Comments (0) Email this	A Not Hired user, who wishes to remain anonymous, tells us that her office was hiring for an instructional assistant to work in the campus computer lab, at a community college. . . “The job description included the following requirements: Set up and maintain specialized computer equipment and software. Perform some technical duties related to computer functions and operations. Provide assistance to student users of computers. Train students in the use of specialized software applications. An applicant called our office requesting that we mail her an application for this position. We told her that an application could be downloaded from the college’s website. She replied that she could not download the application because she did not use computers.”
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	March 25, 2008
	The Dangers of Revolving Credit. Posted March 25 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho
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	March 24, 2008
	A Fresh New Design Sensibility. . . Posted March 24 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: T.M.I., Under the Influence
Comments (0) Email this	[and from their MySpace "art" page. . .]
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	The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work Posted March 24 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Sexy, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	March 21, 2008
	Lasses Seeking Lassies. . . Posted March 21 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: T.M.I., Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	March 19, 2008
	What Your Worst Nightmare Looks Like. . . Posted March 19 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary
Comments (1) Email this	I want to draw for you! I am looking for people that need artwork done for : businesses, communities, books, etc. I am very talented and I most definately have my own style. I also have photoshop and illustrator for use. Do not hesitate. Here are samples of some things I’ve drawn. I can draw it all. Cost will depend on type of job. I do not charge an arm and a leg. Just send me an email titled “UNDER GOD’S HANDS ARTWORK” with your questions, or you can call me @ [removed]. Ask for [removed]. [click on each image below to view full screen versions]
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	March 13, 2008
	Your Next Administrative Assistant… Posted March 13 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Psycho, Uncomfortable
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	March 11, 2008
	Mr. Peepers Is not a Qualified Reference. . . Posted March 11 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Misunderstood, Psycho
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March 10, 2008

The Stupidest Job Seeker Ever?

Posted March 10 by Hiring Manager D.
Filed Under: Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Psycho

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