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	July 17, 2008
	Okay, Good To Know! Posted July 17 by HiringManagerL Filed Under: Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	July 9, 2008
	HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Posted July 09 by HiringManagerL Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad
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	July 8, 2008
	Your Next Informer. . . Posted July 08 by HiringManagerL Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Typo
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	June 25, 2008
	Time Traveler, or Barista? Posted June 25 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, High Tech, Hubris, Security Risk
Comments (5) Email this	Uh oh. . .
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	Well, Maybe not Physically. . . Posted June 25 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Discrimination is Bad, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I.
Comments (1) Email this	$Summary of Qualifications: -Owns lots of guns -Had a girlfriend -Security System -Lots of training -Willing to travel -In good shape (well, I\'m not handicap or anything)$
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	June 24, 2008
	This One Stands on its Own. . . Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Misunderstood, Sexy, T.M.I., Typo, Uncomfortable
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	In Bad Taste. . . Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Unsexy
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	June 23, 2008
	Get to Know OSHA Form 300. . . Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Scary, Uncomfortable
Comments (0) Email this	“Although I cannot legally drive a vehicle at this time I am happy to try.”
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	Unsexy Typo. . . Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Scary, Typo, Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	We argued whether to share this one; bad taste ruled the day:
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	But Does He Recycle? Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: Cubicle Bound, Duh!
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	June 18, 2008
	She Gives a Great Claw Job. . . Posted June 18 by HiringManagerL Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Malaproprism, Sexy, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	Sorry, We Are Looking for a First Fatter. Posted June 18 by HiringManagerL Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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	June 12, 2008
	Trust The Midas Touch. . . Posted June 12 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: Sexy, T.M.I., Typo, Uncomfortable
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	June 11, 2008
	Paging Dr. Treehugger… Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Misunderstood
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	Oh No, You Didn’t! Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: Discrimination is Bad, Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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	June 10, 2008
	If You Like Content, Stop Here! Posted June 10 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris
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	June 5, 2008
	Chutzpah, Meet the Millennials. Posted June 05 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Cubicle Bound, High Tech
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	June 4, 2008
	Understandable Mistake. It Was Only Your Job. . . (User Submission!) Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad
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	The Little Cash Register That Could. . . Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Just Plain Sad, Simple Pleasures
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	May 27, 2008
	Mastery. . . (User Submission!) Posted May 27 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, Just Plain Sad
Comments (1) Email this	An anonymous Not Hired user was hiring for a library position at a well-known university and received this utterly abstruse resume from a candidate with a Master’s degree in Communication: [click to enlarge image]
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	A Bit Odd. . . Posted May 27 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky
Comments (0) Email this	This is the somewhat strange and unsourced “Sample Customer Feedback” section found in the middle of a computer engineer’s resume, right between “Summary of Qualifications” and “Technical Skills.” We should note that the “Peter” mentioned is the engineer himself, and not an actual customer.
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	May 22, 2008
	Dream Job. . . Posted May 22 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Gross!, Scary
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	May 21, 2008
	Most Inane Resume Item Ever. . . Posted May 21 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, High Tech, Hubris
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	May 15, 2008
	Max Weber, Can We Get Some Help Here? Posted May 15 by Hiring Manager K. Filed Under: Discrimination is Bad, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad
Comments (0) Email this	[Max Weber reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_group#Defining_ethnicity]
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