Archive for the ‘Objectives’ Category


 

June 25, 2010

 

Off by Several Orders of Magnitude. . .

Posted June 25 by Elaine Benes
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This candidate was applying for Staff Copy Editor at a global business news organization:

Objective: To obtain a position that will allow me to help educate, inform and empower members of the South Bay community”

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June 21, 2010

 

Winning Objective. . .

Posted June 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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June 11, 2010

 

Perfect! We’re Looking for Someone with Eyes or Blue Jeans or a Dog

Posted June 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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perfect were looking for a person

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June 9, 2010

 

Simple Needs. . .

Posted June 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 9, 2010

 

Totally.

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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May 2, 2010

 

Note to Self. . .

Posted May 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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. . .read resume before I send it to Big-4 consulting firm:

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May 1, 2010

 

Transliterator. . .

Posted May 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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March 25, 2010

 

Featuring Yoda on Bass

Posted March 25 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Yoda on Bass

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February 20, 2010

 

And Now, He Wants to Audit a Career. . .

Posted February 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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January 22, 2010

 

R.O.I.’d Rage. . .

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager K.
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+19 VOTES
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