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August 30, 2010

 

Does ‘Life Changing’ Imply the Contraction of Herpes?

Posted August 30 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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does life changing mean herpes?

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August 29, 2010

 

Is This a Paid Position?

Posted August 29 by HiringManagerL
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August 24, 2010

 

That Eliminates All Infants. . .

Posted August 24 by HiringManagerL
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August 13, 2010

 

Attention Hermit Crabs!

Posted August 13 by HiringManagerL
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July 31, 2010

 

Taking Professional Measures. . .

Posted July 31 by HiringManagerL
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July 30, 2010

 

Illegal in most States. . .

Posted July 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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viagra anxiety, Generic Viagra
taking viagra woman

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Some Assembly Required

Posted July 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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someassemblyrequired

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July 28, 2010

 

And You Wonder Why Your Kids Have Issues?

Posted July 28 by HiringManagerL
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July 24, 2010

 

Like Your Ladies Pre-Beer Goggled?

Posted July 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 23, 2010

 

High Expectations.

Posted July 23 by HiringManagerL
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July 20, 2010

 

Do You Require Previous Experience?

Posted July 20 by HiringManagerL
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July 14, 2010

 

Ugly People Need Not Apply. (User Submission!)

Posted July 14 by HiringManagerL
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NotHired user laterain ran across this job posting recently:

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July 13, 2010

 

Did that Happen Once You Hired Them? (User Submission!)

Posted July 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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did that happen once you hired them

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The Truth Comes Out

Posted July 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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the truth comes out

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July 12, 2010

 

Such Stoicism and Grace. . .

Posted July 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 5, 2010

 

Isn’t There a Better Way to Word This?

Posted July 05 by HiringManagerL
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July 2, 2010

 

It’s So Hard To Find a Good Jose These Days.

Posted July 02 by HiringManagerL
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July 1, 2010

 

Dream On

Posted July 01 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Dream On
Submitted by Andrea B.

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June 30, 2010

 

Or Is That a “Wipe-Off?”

Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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Too Bad Girls Don't Poop

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June 29, 2010

 

Your Next Boss. . . (User Submission!)

Posted June 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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Thanks to Not Hired user, “Anthony,” for passing this along! It might be the single worst written job posting in the history of Craiglist:

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June 21, 2010

 

Not Exactly Class “A” Spelling

Posted June 21 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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not class "a" spelling

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June 20, 2010

 

A Question Arises. . .

Posted June 20 by HiringManagerL
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June 18, 2010

 

The Notebook II

Posted June 18 by HiringManagerL
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June 15, 2010

 

So Fresh and So Clean. . .

Posted June 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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“Amature short video needs sexy female for publc nudity. Get undressed and change clothes in laundrymat or supermarket.paid 100.00..please send recent photo and availability.”

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June 10, 2010

 

Looking for Mr. Gacy

Posted June 10 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Clowning Around

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June 4, 2010

 

All the Pain Money Can Buy

Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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all the pain money can buy

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Slave Wanted

Posted June 04 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Slave Wanted

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May 19, 2010

 

Sounds Legit

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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sounds legit

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May 11, 2010

 

Kick Out The Gams

Posted May 11 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Kick Out The Gams

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May 7, 2010

 

Girl From ‘The Ring’ Need Not Apply

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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girl from the ring

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May 6, 2010

 

How Do You Feel About Ogres?

Posted May 06 by HiringManagerL
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May 3, 2010

 

Very Excited!

Posted May 03 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Very Excited!

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April 21, 2010

 

Define “fun”

Posted April 21 by Hiring Manager K.
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gay_mover.gif

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April 12, 2010

 

Would You Mind Defining That?

Posted April 12 by HiringManagerL
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April 11, 2010

 

Programming Ninjas Wanted

Posted April 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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Looking for a Programmer/ Knife Salesman

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April 3, 2010

 

Can You Buy Us Alcohol?

Posted April 03 by HiringManagerL
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April 1, 2010

 

Is That Like a Disco Stick?

Posted April 01 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Is That Like a Disco Stick?

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March 24, 2010

 

Talk About Tough Job Requirements.

Posted March 24 by HiringManagerL
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March 19, 2010

 

A Great Resume Filler.

Posted March 19 by HiringManagerL
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February 5, 2010

 

Master of the Double Entendre. . .

Posted February 05 by HiringManagerL
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January 22, 2010

 

Looks Like There is a Little Demand for Workers

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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midget1

midget2

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You Paid 50 Dollars to Post This?

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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You Paid 50 Dollars to Post This?

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December 26, 2009

 

And Maybe Somme Edittors, Too? (User Submission!)

Posted December 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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December 19, 2009

 

We Still Expect You to Be Bonded. . .

Posted December 19 by Hiring Manager K.
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And, how does He feel about faux finishes?

gods_contractor.gif

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November 20, 2009

 

We Already Hired a Leg Man

Posted November 20 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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We Already Hired a Leg Man

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