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August 23, 2010

 

All Over the Place

Posted August 23 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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all over the place

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August 7, 2010

 

An Offer We Can Refuse. . .

Posted August 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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+28 VOTES
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July 24, 2010

 

Sorry, We’re Looking For More Bling.

Posted July 24 by HiringManagerL
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I am interested in a position with either a production company or individual clients who could use assistance with the production & technology involved with audio & video recordings.

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+20 VOTES
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July 23, 2010

 

Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Posted July 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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+31 VOTES
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July 18, 2010

 

Re: All the Other MCs. . .

Posted July 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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+48 VOTES
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July 6, 2010

 

Statistics Show a 100% Chance of You Not Being Hired

Posted July 06 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Statistics Show a 100% Chance of You Not Being Hired

+12 VOTES
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June 10, 2010

 

Top 5 Worst Typos Ever!!!

Posted June 10 by Hiring Manager K.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Sorry Pukes

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

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May 19, 2010

 

A Real Prince Charming

Posted May 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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prince charming

+3 VOTES
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May 12, 2010

 

Trust The Midas Touch. . .

Posted May 12 by Hiring Manager K.
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+28 VOTES
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May 10, 2010

 

Michael Bolton, Is That You?

Posted May 10 by Hiring Manager K.
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+25 VOTES
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May 7, 2010

 

Someone will Teach You Soon. . . In Jail

Posted May 07 by Hiring Manager K.L.
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You'll Need These Skills when You're in Jail

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April 28, 2010

 

Ego much?

Posted April 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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Yup, this is a single cover letter:

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[NOTHIRED EDITOR'S NOTE: This cover letter gave me the entire idea for this website. So. . . thank you, NASA yo-yo!]

+41 VOTES
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April 18, 2010

 

We Sympathize. . .

Posted April 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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In fact, we kinda love this candidate:

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+74 VOTES
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April 14, 2010

 

Resume Carpet Doesn’t Match the Headline Drapes. . .

Posted April 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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This is the most dissonant combination of headline and resume we have seen in a long time.
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CAREER OBJECTIVE:  To Obtain a Full-time Administrative or Political Research Position.  SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS:  • Excellent ability in research, analysis, writing, and the presentation of findings • Highly motivated, organized, flexible, and detail-oriented • Engaging interpersonal skills • Foreign Language Capability: Five and a half years of Spanish and One year of Japanese • Extensive Computer Skills in Microsoft Applications such as Word, Excel, and PowerPoint • Programming Capability in Java, C++, and HTML

+30 VOTES
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March 20, 2010

 

What Your Worst Nightmare Looks Like. . .

Posted March 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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I want to draw for you! I am looking for people that need artwork done for : businesses, communities, books, etc. I am very talented and I most definately have my own style. I also have photoshop and illustrator for use. Do not hesitate. Here are samples of some things I’ve drawn. I can draw it all. Cost will depend on type of job. I do not charge an arm and a leg. Just send me an email titled “UNDER GOD’S HANDS ARTWORK” with your questions, or you can call me @ [removed]. Ask for [removed].

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+29 VOTES
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March 12, 2010

 

Most Logical Sign Ever

Posted March 12 by Hiring Manager D.R.
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Most Logical Sign Ever

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March 11, 2010

 

Wait for it. . .

Posted March 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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+44 VOTES
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November 17, 2009

 

You Get a Corner Office. . .

Posted November 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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But, we are pretty sure it will be on an actual street corner:

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+27 VOTES
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