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July 7, 2008

 

Uncomfortable Question Springs to Mind. . .

Posted July 07 by Hiring Manager K.
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“I love working with kids, I used to have 2 of my own”

+16 VOTES
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Re: All the Other MCs. . .

Posted July 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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+35 VOTES
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We Sympathize. . .

Posted July 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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In fact, we kinda love this candidate:

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+29 VOTES
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Resume Carpet Doesn’t Match the Headline Drapes. . .

Posted July 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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This is the most dissonant combination of headline and resume we have seen in a long time.
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CAREER OBJECTIVE:  To Obtain a Full-time Administrative or Political Research Position.  SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS:  • Excellent ability in research, analysis, writing, and the presentation of findings • Highly motivated, organized, flexible, and detail-oriented • Engaging interpersonal skills • Foreign Language Capability: Five and a half years of Spanish and One year of Japanese • Extensive Computer Skills in Microsoft Applications such as Word, Excel, and PowerPoint • Programming Capability in Java, C++, and HTML

+17 VOTES
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April 17, 2008

 

Top 5 Worst Typos Ever!!!

Posted April 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Sorry Pukes

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”

+13 VOTES
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