Not Hired

“I love working with kids, I used to have 2 of my own”

In fact, we kinda love this candidate:

This is the most dissonant combination of headline and resume we have seen in a long time.
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1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”