Archive for the ‘Craigslisters’ Category
| |
|
| |
Posted March 09 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Scary, Security Risk
|
|
|
Stop reading now if you don’t care for salty language:
|
 Loading ...
|
|
| |
February 24, 2010
|
| |
Posted February 24 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Gross!
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
February 20, 2010
|
| |
Posted February 20 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Simple Pleasures
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
February 18, 2010
|
| |
Posted February 18 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Hubris, Psycho, Sexy
|
|
|
I am plagued by guys who think they’re clever…..they will come on to me using my name in a sentence as many times as possible. “Hey there, Gertrude, someone around here sure smells good, and it ain’t me, Getrude………Could I get your phone number Gertrude, and take you out for dinner, Gertrude?” Um, no! Customers, as far as I’m concerned, do not have the right to know my name, unless I choose to give it to them. End of story.
[and from the same posting. . .]
I work best when I am comfortable, and this means, for one thing, that I cannot become overheated, which happens if I’m not careful about the type of clothing I wear.
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
February 7, 2010
|
| |
Posted February 07 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Gimmicky, High Tech
|
|
|
We are more laughing with this guy than at him. Either way, his photo on Craigslist is funny:
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
February 4, 2010
|
| |
Posted February 04 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Just Plain Sad
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
January 29, 2010
|
| |
Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Gimmicky, T.M.I.
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
|
| |
Posted January 10 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Unsexy, Wrong!
|
|
|
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
December 26, 2009
|
| |
Posted December 26 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad
|
|
|
Objective
My objective is to perform my best display of effective working using the experience I have, and that you will provide throughout time.
|
Loading ...
|
|
| |
December 22, 2009
|
| |
Posted December 22 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad
|
|
|
This submission, by an anonymous Not Hired user, may not be funny to anyone who doesn’t work on the Internet, but we hire a lot of web designers and this candidate’s “portfolio” and website made us LOL–hard!
and here is his professional website:
Please note that Anonymous found this resume and website posted openly on Craigslist–no privacy expectations are being violated.
|
Loading ...
|
|
|
![I don’t just talk, I just show what I can do.Looking for a place to work for a long time.I am making pizza for 28 years. and other good stuff. [snip] Thank you. Garlic knots-Regular pizza-Siciliana pizza-Meat lover pizza-Fresh mozzarella pizza-Sundried tomatoe pizza-Chicken parmigiana pizza-Chicken marsala pizza-Buffalo pizza-bbk pizza-Grilled vegetable pizza- San gennaro pizza-Lasagna pizza-Eggplant rolentine pizza-Primavera pizza-Salad pizza-Broccoli rabe pizza-Pesto pizza-White pizza- Tomatoe onion pizza-Spinach pizza-Special pizza-Hawaiian pizza-Philly cheese steak pizza-Roni pizza Mushroom pizza-Sausage pizza-Meatball pizza-Grandma pizza-Broccoli pizza-Calamari pizza-Taco pizza-Baked ziti pizza-Pepper onion pizza- Chicken francese pizza-shrimp scampi pizza-Penne vodka pizza-Pan pizza deep dish-Whole wheat pizza-Ground beef pizza-Greek pizza-Five cheese pizza-White broccoli pizza-White spinach pizza-BLT pizza-Spinach alferdo pizza-Rolls Chicken rolls-Meatball rolls-Roni rolls-Sausage rolls-eggplant rolls-Broccoli rolls-Spinach rolls-Pizza rolls-Calzones-Stuff meat pizza-s-Stuff vegetable pizza-Pin wheels-Tuna melt-Stromboli-Zeppolis](http://img.nothired.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pizzamaker.gif "Pizza Maker")
![i like kids my phone number is: [deleted] pleace truth me i\'ll take care of your child](http://img.nothired.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pleace_truth_me.gif "Pleace Truth Me"){kind=small}
