Not Hired

Best of the Worst

• Interview Insanity. . . (+536 rating, 592 votes)
• Can You Buy Us Alcohol? (+320 rating, 392 votes)
• The Stupidest Job Seeker Ever? (+262 rating, 288 votes)
• Ultimate lulz. . . (+214 rating, 238 votes)
• Wow. (+209 rating, 219 votes)
• On Something, Down Under. . . (+149 rating, 189 votes)
• Note to Self. . . (+132 rating, 158 votes)
• Wait, You Expect To Be Paid? (+124 rating, 130 votes)
• A Fresh New Design Sensibility. . . (+124 rating, 126 votes)
• Are Lightsabers Included? (+97 rating, 103 votes)
• Fiesta of Sexy Typos and Malapropisms. . . (+86 rating, 100 votes)
• Real-Life Napoleon Dynamite. . . (+77 rating, 89 votes)
• Smörgåsbord of Random Typos. . . (+77 rating, 81 votes)
• Your Next Social Committee Head. (+77 rating, 79 votes)
• We Also Have Some Concerns. . . (+76 rating, 76 votes)
• The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work (+75 rating, 97 votes)
• This One Stands on its Own. . . (+75 rating, 81 votes)
• There Are No Words. . . (+73 rating, 85 votes)
• Your Next CFO. . . (+71 rating, 87 votes)
• Web 0.1 Designer. . . (User Submission!) (+71 rating, 83 votes)
• We Sympathize. . . (+70 rating, 74 votes)
• Worst. Birthday. Ever. (+69 rating, 89 votes)
• You Insult Your Mother with That Mouth? (+69 rating, 75 votes)
• Time Traveler, or Barista? (+67 rating, 73 votes)
• It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. . . (+65 rating, 67 votes)
• You Could Co-Star in “Leaving Louisiana” (User Submission!) (+65 rating, 67 votes)
• Submitted by a Not Hired User! (+65 rating, 66 votes)
• Your Next Recruiter. . . (+62 rating, 74 votes)
• We Are Slightly Interested. (+61 rating, 61 votes)
• McLovin’ This Guy (+60 rating, 72 votes)
• Skilled in the Dark Arts. . . (+58 rating, 80 votes)
• Your Next Sysadmin. . . (+58 rating, 66 votes)
• He Stoops to Conquer. . . (+58 rating, 64 votes)
• Labor Economist. . . (+56 rating, 60 votes)
• Wanna Buy Me Dinner First? (+55 rating, 65 votes)
• Yes, and Expense Your Porn! (+53 rating, 85 votes)
• Your Cover Letter Just Bounced. (+53 rating, 63 votes)
• Can We Pay You With Catnip? (+52 rating, 74 votes)
• And You Wonder Why Your Kids Have Issues? (+52 rating, 56 votes)
• Get to Know OSHA Form 300. . . (+51 rating, 57 votes)
• You Do Get a Lot for Your Money. . . (+49 rating, 59 votes)
• Vanilla Ice Is Back! (+49 rating, 59 votes)
• Super Scary Spice. (+49 rating, 49 votes)
• Keep It Stupid, Simple. . . (+46 rating, 50 votes)
• Thanks for the Suggestion! (+45 rating, 45 votes)
• Your Next Administrative Assistant… (+44 rating, 58 votes)
• The Blathererer. . . (User Submission!) (+44 rating, 50 votes)
• Nobdy Wil Hir U. (+44 rating, 48 votes)
• Astrogliding His Way to Winning Friends and Influencing People. . . (+44 rating, 44 votes)
• We Want to Hire THAT Guy! (+43 rating, 59 votes)