Not Hired

Best of the Worst

• Interview Insanity. . . (330 rating, 362 votes)
• The Stupidest Job Seeker Ever? (168 rating, 182 votes)
• Ultimate lulz. . . (157 rating, 169 votes)
• On Something, Down Under. . . (102 rating, 130 votes)
• Note to Self. . . (87 rating, 101 votes)
• A Fresh New Design Sensibility. . . (74 rating, 74 votes)
• Real-Life Napoleon Dynamite. . . (55 rating, 63 votes)
• You Insult Your Mother with That Mouth? (55 rating, 59 votes)
• Time Traveler, or Barista? (53 rating, 57 votes)
• Worst. Birthday. Ever. (52 rating, 62 votes)
• Smörgåsbord of Random Typos. . . (51 rating, 53 votes)
• Fiesta of Sexy Typos and Malapropisms. . . (49 rating, 59 votes)
• Your Next CFO. . . (48 rating, 56 votes)
• We Also Have Some Concerns. . . (45 rating, 45 votes)
• This One Stands on its Own. . . (44 rating, 50 votes)
• Labor Economist. . . (44 rating, 48 votes)
• Your Cover Letter Just Bounced. (42 rating, 52 votes)
• Submitted by a Not Hired User! (42 rating, 42 votes)
• Your Next Sysadmin. . . (41 rating, 45 votes)
• He Stoops to Conquer. . . (40 rating, 46 votes)
• Web 0.1 Designer. . . (User Submission!) (39 rating, 49 votes)
• Vanilla Ice Is Back! (39 rating, 47 votes)
• Skilled in the Dark Arts. . . (36 rating, 58 votes)
• You Do Get a Lot for Your Money. . . (36 rating, 40 votes)
• We Want to Hire THAT Guy! (35 rating, 41 votes)
• Best New Business Model of 2008. . . (33 rating, 41 votes)
• McLovin’ This Guy (33 rating, 39 votes)
• Can You Buy Us Alcohol? (32 rating, 32 votes)
• Yes, and Expense Your Porn! (31 rating, 41 votes)
• Thanks for the Suggestion! (31 rating, 31 votes)
• Astrogliding His Way to Winning Friends and Influencing People. . . (31 rating, 31 votes)
• Looking for a Job in 1950. . . (30 rating, 46 votes)
• The Junction of Huh and Duh. . . (User Submission!) (30 rating, 42 votes)
• The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work (30 rating, 40 votes)
• Ego much? (30 rating, 34 votes)
• Keep It Stupid, Simple. . . (30 rating, 32 votes)
• Re: All the Other MCs. . . (29 rating, 35 votes)
• We Sympathize. . . (29 rating, 29 votes)
• There Are No Words. . . (28 rating, 36 votes)
• Let’s Not Get Catty. . . (26 rating, 36 votes)
• Welcome to SuperCuts! (26 rating, 32 votes)
• Unsexy Typo. . . (26 rating, 30 votes)
• The Iceman Cometh. . . (26 rating, 26 votes)
• Sandy Crotch. . . (25 rating, 31 votes)
• Your Next Administrative Assistant… (25 rating, 29 votes)
• The Blathererer. . . (User Submission!) (25 rating, 29 votes)
• Well, at Least You’re Honest. . . (25 rating, 27 votes)
• Are Lightsabers Included? (25 rating, 25 votes)
• Nice. (24 rating, 38 votes)
• LOL. . . WTF??? (User Submission!) (24 rating, 28 votes)