Not Hired

Best of the Worst

• Interview Insanity. . . (531 rating, 587 votes)
• Can You Buy Us Alcohol? (317 rating, 389 votes)
• The Stupidest Job Seeker Ever? (257 rating, 283 votes)
• Ultimate lulz. . . (212 rating, 236 votes)
• Wow. (199 rating, 209 votes)
• On Something, Down Under. . . (143 rating, 183 votes)
• Note to Self. . . (129 rating, 155 votes)
• A Fresh New Design Sensibility. . . (122 rating, 124 votes)
• Wait, You Expect To Be Paid? (121 rating, 127 votes)
• Are Lightsabers Included? (96 rating, 102 votes)
• Fiesta of Sexy Typos and Malapropisms. . . (84 rating, 98 votes)
• Real-Life Napoleon Dynamite. . . (77 rating, 89 votes)
• The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work (75 rating, 95 votes)
• Smörgåsbord of Random Typos. . . (75 rating, 79 votes)
• We Also Have Some Concerns. . . (75 rating, 75 votes)
• Web 0.1 Designer. . . (User Submission!) (71 rating, 83 votes)
• There Are No Words. . . (71 rating, 83 votes)
• This One Stands on its Own. . . (71 rating, 77 votes)
• Your Next Social Committee Head. (71 rating, 73 votes)
• Your Next CFO. . . (70 rating, 86 votes)
• Worst. Birthday. Ever. (69 rating, 89 votes)
• We Sympathize. . . (69 rating, 73 votes)
• You Insult Your Mother with That Mouth? (68 rating, 72 votes)
• Time Traveler, or Barista? (67 rating, 73 votes)
• Submitted by a Not Hired User! (64 rating, 64 votes)
• You Could Co-Star in “Leaving Louisiana” (User Submission!) (63 rating, 65 votes)
• It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. . . (62 rating, 64 votes)
• Your Next Sysadmin. . . (58 rating, 64 votes)
• He Stoops to Conquer. . . (58 rating, 64 votes)
• Your Next Recruiter. . . (57 rating, 69 votes)
• We Are Slightly Interested. (57 rating, 57 votes)
• Skilled in the Dark Arts. . . (56 rating, 78 votes)
• Labor Economist. . . (56 rating, 60 votes)
• McLovin’ This Guy (53 rating, 65 votes)
• Your Cover Letter Just Bounced. (53 rating, 63 votes)
• Wanna Buy Me Dinner First? (53 rating, 63 votes)
• Yes, and Expense Your Porn! (51 rating, 83 votes)
• Get to Know OSHA Form 300. . . (51 rating, 57 votes)
• Can We Pay You With Catnip? (50 rating, 72 votes)
• You Do Get a Lot for Your Money. . . (49 rating, 59 votes)
• And You Wonder Why Your Kids Have Issues? (49 rating, 53 votes)
• Vanilla Ice Is Back! (48 rating, 58 votes)
• Super Scary Spice. (48 rating, 48 votes)
• Keep It Stupid, Simple. . . (46 rating, 50 votes)
• Thanks for the Suggestion! (45 rating, 45 votes)
• The Blathererer. . . (User Submission!) (44 rating, 50 votes)
• Nobdy Wil Hir U. (44 rating, 48 votes)
• We Want to Hire THAT Guy! (43 rating, 59 votes)
• Your Next Administrative Assistant… (43 rating, 57 votes)
• Astrogliding His Way to Winning Friends and Influencing People. . . (43 rating, 43 votes)