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Best of the Worst

• Interview Insanity. . . (310 rating, 340 votes)
• The Stupidest Job Seeker Ever? (159 rating, 173 votes)
• Ultimate lulz. . . (151 rating, 163 votes)
• On Something, Down Under. . . (97 rating, 123 votes)
• Note to Self. . . (84 rating, 98 votes)
• A Fresh New Design Sensibility. . . (73 rating, 73 votes)
• Real-Life Napoleon Dynamite. . . (55 rating, 63 votes)
• You Insult Your Mother with That Mouth? (54 rating, 58 votes)
• Worst. Birthday. Ever. (51 rating, 61 votes)
• Smörgåsbord of Random Typos. . . (50 rating, 52 votes)
• Time Traveler, or Barista? (48 rating, 52 votes)
• Fiesta of Sexy Typos and Malapropisms. . . (45 rating, 55 votes)
• Your Next CFO. . . (44 rating, 52 votes)
• Labor Economist. . . (44 rating, 48 votes)
• We Also Have Some Concerns. . . (43 rating, 43 votes)
• Your Cover Letter Just Bounced. (42 rating, 52 votes)
• This One Stands on its Own. . . (41 rating, 45 votes)
• Submitted by a Not Hired User! (41 rating, 41 votes)
• He Stoops to Conquer. . . (40 rating, 46 votes)
• Your Next Sysadmin. . . (40 rating, 44 votes)
• Vanilla Ice Is Back! (39 rating, 47 votes)
• Web 0.1 Designer. . . (User Submission!) (37 rating, 47 votes)
• Skilled in the Dark Arts. . . (36 rating, 58 votes)
• You Do Get a Lot for Your Money. . . (36 rating, 40 votes)
• We Want to Hire THAT Guy! (34 rating, 40 votes)
• Best New Business Model of 2008. . . (33 rating, 41 votes)
• Yes, and Expense Your Porn! (32 rating, 40 votes)
• The Joy of a Hard Day’s Work (30 rating, 40 votes)
• Keep It Stupid, Simple. . . (30 rating, 32 votes)
• Astrogliding His Way to Winning Friends and Influencing People. . . (30 rating, 30 votes)
• Looking for a Job in 1950. . . (29 rating, 43 votes)
• Re: All the Other MCs. . . (29 rating, 35 votes)
• We Sympathize. . . (29 rating, 29 votes)
• The Junction of Huh and Duh. . . (User Submission!) (28 rating, 40 votes)
• Thanks for the Suggestion! (28 rating, 28 votes)
• Ego much? (27 rating, 31 votes)
• Unsexy Typo. . . (27 rating, 29 votes)
• Let’s Not Get Catty. . . (26 rating, 36 votes)
• Welcome to SuperCuts! (26 rating, 32 votes)
• The Iceman Cometh. . . (26 rating, 26 votes)
• Your Next Administrative Assistant… (24 rating, 28 votes)
• LOL. . . WTF??? (User Submission!) (24 rating, 28 votes)
• The Blathererer. . . (User Submission!) (24 rating, 28 votes)
• Well, at Least You’re Honest. . . (24 rating, 26 votes)
• High-Caliber Applicant. . . (23 rating, 29 votes)
• Nice. (22 rating, 34 votes)
• Angry Developer FTW! (22 rating, 28 votes)
• Quod Erat Demonstrandum. . . (21 rating, 27 votes)
• Submitted by a Not Hired User! (21 rating, 27 votes)
• Submitted by a Not Hired user! (21 rating, 25 votes)