About

We are a group of HR monkeys and hiring managers who have worked with some of the largest search engines, vertical portals, and social-networking sites on the Internet, as well as for hardware and software manufacturers, universities, federal agencies, and accounting and consulting firms. In our jobs, we see thousands of cover letters and resumes every month. Some of them desperately need to be shared ;-)

If you come across a cover letter, resume, or job posting that you think everyone would enjoy, please send it along! We love user submissions and will post (anonymously, of course!) anything that makes us laugh.

If the humor is in the document itself, please feel free to upload or email a scan.

Finally, we are pretty sure that you are a hell of a lot brighter than we are, so if you have an idea for how Not Hired could be better, get off your ass and send us the idea right now.


We love you!

The Hiring Managers (K., D., K.L., J., H., S., and D.K.) 


p.s.  Bring on the comments and contributions!