Archive for February, 2010

 

February 27, 2010

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted February 27 by HiringManagerL
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February 26, 2010

 

The Bodyguard 2.

Posted February 26 by HiringManagerL
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+33 VOTES
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Mouth Breather. . .

Posted February 26 by HiringManagerL
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Quod Erat Demonstrandum. . .

Posted February 26 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 24, 2010

 

Mr. Peepers Is not a Qualified Reference. . .

Posted February 24 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 22, 2010

 

We Love a Business Tanktop. . .

Posted February 22 by HiringManagerL
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Crazy You Are.

Posted February 22 by HiringManagerL
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February 21, 2010

 

A 401K and Water Wings. . .

Posted February 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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I would like a job on a ship or boat. I dont have any experience workings on boats and I cant swim but i think that i could do a great job for you or your vessel. Wish i hear from you captain soon.

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February 20, 2010

 

Bloodsport 87.

Posted February 20 by HiringManagerL
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Curriculum Victualia. . .

Posted February 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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I don’t just talk, I just show what I can do.Looking for a place to work for a  long time.I am making pizza for 28 years. and other good stuff.  [snip] Thank you. Garlic knots-Regular pizza-Siciliana pizza-Meat  lover pizza-Fresh mozzarella pizza-Sundried tomatoe pizza-Chicken  parmigiana pizza-Chicken marsala pizza-Buffalo pizza-bbk pizza-Grilled  vegetable pizza- San gennaro pizza-Lasagna pizza-Eggplant rolentine  pizza-Primavera pizza-Salad pizza-Broccoli rabe pizza-Pesto  pizza-White pizza- Tomatoe onion pizza-Spinach pizza-Special  pizza-Hawaiian pizza-Philly cheese steak pizza-Roni pizza  Mushroom  pizza-Sausage pizza-Meatball pizza-Grandma pizza-Broccoli  pizza-Calamari pizza-Taco pizza-Baked ziti pizza-Pepper onion pizza-  Chicken francese pizza-shrimp scampi pizza-Penne vodka pizza-Pan pizza  deep dish-Whole wheat pizza-Ground beef pizza-Greek pizza-Five cheese  pizza-White broccoli pizza-White spinach pizza-BLT pizza-Spinach  alferdo pizza-Rolls Chicken rolls-Meatball rolls-Roni rolls-Sausage  rolls-eggplant rolls-Broccoli rolls-Spinach rolls-Pizza  rolls-Calzones-Stuff meat pizza-s-Stuff vegetable pizza-Pin  wheels-Tuna melt-Stromboli-Zeppolis

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And Now, He Wants to Audit a Career. . .

Posted February 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 19, 2010

 

Now That You Mention It. . .

Posted February 19 by HiringManagerL
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You’re Hired, Comrade!

Posted February 19 by HiringManagerL
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Hard To Swallow. . . (User Submission!)

Posted February 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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An anonymous Not Hired user reports that she was hiring her replacement as a paralegal in a small law firm and received the following from a potentially over-eager candidate:

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February 18, 2010

 

Good for You. . .

Posted February 18 by Hiring Manager D.
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I\'m a very responsible and hard working boy. I have excellent communication skills and I am very strong so if anyone needs help with general labor I can assist. I am looking for my first job and I\'ll work extra hard for any company. I come from a respectable family and so I have very good people skills.

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February 16, 2010

 

Impressive, if You’re a Parrot.

Posted February 16 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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After 8 Years You Can’t Spell Your Job Title?

Posted February 16 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Slow Learner

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February 15, 2010

 

Good with a Hatchet, too!

Posted February 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 13, 2010

 

That’s One Way of Taking Care of Them.

Posted February 13 by HiringManagerL
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Seventh Grade Much?

Posted February 13 by Hiring Manager K.
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February 10, 2010

 

Every Child Left Behind. . .

Posted February 10 by HiringManagerL
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February 9, 2010

 

You’re Not Hired or You Can’t Work Here.

Posted February 09 by HiringManagerL
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February 7, 2010

 

Cartoon Character. . .

Posted February 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 6, 2010

 

No.

Posted February 06 by HiringManagerL
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Leonardo Da Creepy. . .

Posted February 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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Unsexy Typo. . .

Posted February 06 by Hiring Manager D.
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We argued whether to share this one; bad taste ruled the day:

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February 5, 2010

 

Master of the Double Entendre. . .

Posted February 05 by HiringManagerL
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February 3, 2010

 

A Real Team Player.

Posted February 03 by HiringManagerL
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Someone Is Missing the Plot. . .

Posted February 03 by HiringManagerL
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Not Following the Plot. . .

Posted February 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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February 2, 2010

 

Submitted by a Not Hired user!

Posted February 02 by Hiring Manager D.
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A Not Hired user, who wishes to remain anonymous, reports that Anonymous’s company was hiring a technician for a railroad manufacturer and had scheduled an interview with a potential hire. Here is why the applicant was not hired:

“The candidate showed up for the interview with a date.”

+37 VOTES
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