Archive for January, 2010

 

January 31, 2010

 

Anarchists Need Not Apply.

Posted January 31 by HiringManagerL
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Creepy Input ⇒ Creepy Output

Posted January 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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Labor Economist. . .

Posted January 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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January 30, 2010

 

Set Interviewers to Stunned

Posted January 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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Warning: adult language. Press play to listen.

[audio:http://img.nothired.com/message.mp3]

Courtesy: FuckingCloakingDevice.com

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January 29, 2010

 

But With Experience, You Work Half as Hard?

Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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But With Experience, You Work Half as Hard?

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The Goggles Aren’t Quite Working. . .

Posted January 29 by HiringManagerL
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Video: Funny BBC Mistake

Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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January 26, 2010

 

But Not of Prepositions. . .

Posted January 26 by HiringManagerL
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January 24, 2010

 

Read Our Blog: “Rejections of Obviously Strange Applicants”

Posted January 24 by HiringManagerL
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January 23, 2010

 

This Charming Man. . .

Posted January 23 by Hiring Manager K.
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January 22, 2010

 

Looks Like There is a Little Demand for Workers

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Is This How You Look Through Beer Goggles?

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Is This How You Look Through Beer Goggles?

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You Paid 50 Dollars to Post This?

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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You Paid 50 Dollars to Post This?

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R.O.I.’d Rage. . .

Posted January 22 by Hiring Manager K.
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January 14, 2010

 

Max Weber, Can We Get Some Help Here?

Posted January 14 by Hiring Manager K.
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[Max Weber reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_group#Defining_ethnicity]

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January 12, 2010

 

No, We Are Not.

Posted January 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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You might ask what is it that I do? I will then ask YOU..what is it that you want me to do…You will then tell me what you would like me to do then of course and finally I will tell you that is what I’m good at. See… Already we are having a good interview.

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January 11, 2010

 

The Metaphor Skills of a Mofo!

Posted January 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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I\'ve been applying my ass off for 4.5 months now and nothing has come up. I have experience in the fitness industry (i.e., membership sales, some personal training). I have some administrative/clerical experience.

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January 10, 2010

 

Hope You’re Not an Anatomy Major

Posted January 10 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Hope You're Not an Anatomy Major

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January 4, 2010

 

We Feel the Same Way about Interviewing You.

Posted January 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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January 3, 2010

 

Mastery. . . (User Submission!)

Posted January 03 by Hiring Manager D.
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An anonymous Not Hired user was hiring for a library position at a well-known university and received this utterly abstruse resume from a candidate with a Master’s degree in Communication:

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January 1, 2010

 

Strict Requirements.

Posted January 01 by HiringManagerL
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Laugh or Cry? You Decide.

Posted January 01 by HiringManagerL
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Gollum’s Junk. . .

Posted January 01 by HiringManagerL
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