Archive for January, 2010
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January 30, 2010
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Posted January 30 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Misunderstood, Rude, Scary
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Courtesy: FuckingCloakingDevice.com
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January 29, 2010
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Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Foot in Mouth, Huh?
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Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Gimmicky, T.M.I.
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Posted January 29 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Goofy, Typo
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Posted January 28 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, Sexy, Typo
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From Not Hired user, Margaret:
The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”
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Posted January 27 by Elaine Benes
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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This candidate was applying for Staff Copy Editor at a global business news organization:
“Objective: To obtain a position that will allow me to help educate, inform and empower members of the South Bay community”
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January 13, 2010
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Posted January 13 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Duh!, Grammar
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Posted January 12 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, Hubris, Psycho
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You might ask what is it that I do? I will then ask YOU..what is it that you want me to do…You will then tell me what you would like me to do then of course and finally I will tell you that is what I’m good at. See… Already we are having a good interview.
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Posted January 11 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Malaproprism
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January 10, 2010
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Posted January 10 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Unsexy, Wrong!
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January 9, 2010
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Posted January 09 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Scary, Security Risk, Uncomfortable
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NotHired user HRGeneral sent us this application that a candidate submitted:
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January 8, 2010
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Posted January 08 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Gross!, T.M.I., Unsexy
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Posted January 06 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Sexy, Unsexy
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January 5, 2010
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Posted January 05 by Hiring Manager J.G.
Tags:Sexy
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Posted January 05 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, Hubris, T.M.I.
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A friend of ours who is trying to hire a computer programmer on Craigslist, received this unsolicited email yesterday:
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Posted January 04 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Duh!, Typo
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Posted January 03 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, Just Plain Sad
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An anonymous Not Hired user was hiring for a library position at a well-known university and received this utterly abstruse resume from a candidate with a Master’s degree in Communication:
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![i like kids my phone number is: [deleted] pleace truth me i\'ll take care of your child](http://img.nothired.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pleace_truth_me.gif "Pleace Truth Me"){kind=small}
![OH HAI! IM IN UR INBOX APLYING 4 EDITOR POZISHN [snip] I think Katherine Moennig is hot, even though she is most likely a lesbian. If my wide array of interests doesn\'t qualify me for the job, then no one will, even if they stretched their interests wider than that goatse guy. [snip] I CAN HAS EHDEETOR POZISHN PLZ? K THX BYE](http://img.nothired.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lol_cat.gif "LOLcat")
