Archive for December, 2009

 

December 31, 2009

 

She Stoops to Conquer. . .

Posted December 31 by Hiring Manager D.
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Cut-and-pasted from a single cover letter:

“I’m super fun!”

. . .and. . .

“I am the most humble person you will ever interview.”

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December 26, 2009

 

And Maybe Somme Edittors, Too? (User Submission!)

Posted December 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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December 25, 2009

 

Making The Band 52

Posted December 25 by HiringManagerL
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December 24, 2009

 

Doc Brown, Is That You?

Posted December 24 by HiringManagerL
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December 22, 2009

 

Web 0.1 Designer. . . (User Submission!)

Posted December 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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This submission, by an anonymous Not Hired user, may not be funny to anyone who doesn’t work on the Internet, but we hire a lot of web designers and this candidate’s “portfolio” and website made us LOL–hard!

and here is his professional website:

Please note that Anonymous found this resume and website posted openly on Craigslist–no privacy expectations are being violated.

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December 20, 2009

 

Potty Mouth. . .

Posted December 20 by Hiring Manager J.
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December 19, 2009

 

Straight Shooter with Upper Management Written All Over Him.

Posted December 19 by HiringManagerL
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We Still Expect You to Be Bonded. . .

Posted December 19 by Hiring Manager K.
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And, how does He feel about faux finishes?

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December 14, 2009

 

No Wonder My House Hasn’t Sold. . .

Posted December 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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I work as a real State Assistant for four years

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December 10, 2009

 

A Little Fishy . . .

Posted December 10 by HiringManagerL
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December 7, 2009

 

Lettuce Show You to the Door. . .

Posted December 07 by HiringManagerL
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December 4, 2009

 

Good Thing the Cops Can’t Access Craigslist!

Posted December 04 by Hiring Manager D.
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December 3, 2009

 

Sure! C U Next Tuesday?

Posted December 03 by HiringManagerL
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December 1, 2009

 

Missing in Action. . .

Posted December 01 by Hiring Manager D.
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