Archive for November, 2009

 

November 30, 2009

 

You’re Gonna Turn This Town Upside Down!

Posted November 30 by HiringManagerL
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If You Like the Taste of Spit. . .

Posted November 30 by HiringManagerL
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Worse Santa. . .

Posted November 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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No, You Aren’t.

Posted November 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 29, 2009

 

Why So Serious?

Posted November 29 by HiringManagerL
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Did We Mention We Hate You?

Posted November 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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Your Next Bachelor Party Needs. . .

Posted November 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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Hey there sexy people!!  I have several years dancing experience at SF\'s famous Gold Club.  Upon my enlightenment I have realized that my religion is what is truly important to me.  I would, however still like to practice my Allah-given gift of dancing and pleasing men.  I am hoping to find work at bachelor parties where I can perform wearing my traditional attire.   So, if you are throwing a bachelor party with no alcohol involved, and would like to have a very sexy, talented stripper dance for you without removing any clothing and showing minimal skin - please contact me!  I\'m your girl!!

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Get Thee to the Nunnery. . .

Posted November 29 by Hiring Manager D.

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November 28, 2009

 

The New Babysitters’ Club.

Posted November 28 by HiringManagerL
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Something A Bit More Tangible Needed. . .

Posted November 28 by Hiring Manager K.
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Fair Enough.

Posted November 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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Heaven Help Us. . . (User Submission!)

Posted November 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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“Anonymous” Not Hired user reports:

While working for one of the largest universities in Missouri, I came across this gem. We decided not to hire this gentleman because his resume was a bit. . . Oh, how can i put this? Verbose is a nice way to put it, I guess.
I even went so far as to call this applicant to discuss “improving” his resume and he was offended that I thought it needed help.

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November 27, 2009

 

That Shouldn’t Be Public Information.

Posted November 27 by HiringManagerL
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Angelic.

Posted November 27 by HiringManagerL
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Pure Pathos. . .

Posted November 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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The Bob Vila of Job-Seekers. . .

Posted November 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 26, 2009

 

Never Heard of That Before. . .

Posted November 26 by HiringManagerL
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Where X = Dufus

Posted November 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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DJ E.E.O.C. Up in Here!

Posted November 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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Calling Bruce Dickinson. . .

Posted November 26 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 25, 2009

 

Can’t Wait to Call Your References. . .

Posted November 25 by HiringManagerL
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Your Next HR Manager . . .

Posted November 25 by HiringManagerL
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Their Dung Smells like Red Bull. . .

Posted November 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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Nerd Wrangler

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Lower Math. . .

Posted November 25 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 24, 2009

 

We Are Slightly Interested.

Posted November 24 by HiringManagerL
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Dr. Me

Posted November 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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Real-Life Napoleon Dynamite. . .

Posted November 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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It’s like the whole world has gone mad!

Everywhere I look I see idiots!

Idiots!

Like mindless zombie monkeys, blindly running through with yakked orders from superiors that actually are less intelligent than they, if that’s even possible.

About 80% of systems I see could be run much more efficiently than they are being run.

I see the flaws in almost every system around me.

I have tried making my own businesses many times but somehow my absolute frustration in EVERYONE’s incompetence cuts me off at the knees.

I cannot seem to keep things in context.

I was tested in high school, they said my I.Q. was 45 points above the World Record, but I didn’t believe them.

Their stupid tests aren’t accurate at all!

How could they judge my abilities with a stupid test?

I need money, so I’ve been filling out these stupid job applications for like 3 weeks now.

My wife says I need to be lees abrasive, but I can’t seem to be anything but what I am.

I see the flaws, I can correct them, why shouldn’t I?

How dare the world disregard genius?

Why is my intelligence something to be shunned and avoided?

I am quite polite, I even ignore the impulse to correct the bad grammar of the people who interview me for these jobs I’m never getting.

I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong!

I feel like if I pasted a fake uni-brow on my forehead, crossed my eyes, then drooled a bit I’d probably get call backs for interviews with these Neanderthals.

Why is the world reverting back to idiot mode?

I am intelligent and I TAKE PRIDE IN MY INTELLECT.

Should I not?

I don’t view my superiority as anything other than what it is “SUPERIORITY”!

Why must everyone be so politically full of shit all the time?

I am not like everyone else, why should I have to pretend to be?

I am more intelligent than they are, I am fit for management only, I cannot be a fucking box-boy, or a waiter!

[snip]

Will you give me a job?

My number is [snip]

My name is [snip]

Unless you are looking for web or graphic design my past work experience is irrelevant, so don’t ask.

[snip]

You want to talk to people who know me?

Need references?

My momma’s number is [snip]

My Pop’s number is [snip]

My wife’s number is [snip]

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Uh, One?

Posted November 24 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 23, 2009

 

Video: Will Ferrell Conducts Job Interview.

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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[WARNING: Audio is highly NSFW]

[hana-flv-player
video="http://img.nothired.com/video/snl-job-interview.flv"
width="400"
height="320"
player="2"
autoplay="false"
loop="false"
autorewind="true"
/]

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Big Bad Wolf. . .

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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Time Traveler, or Barista?

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
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Uh oh. . .

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Time Traveler. . .

Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 22, 2009

 

Wanted: Pretty Woman.

Posted November 22 by HiringManagerL
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Party Like It’s 1999!

Posted November 22 by HiringManagerL
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We Suggest Looking for a New Job.

Posted November 22 by HiringManagerL
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Although, not to Writing a Cover Letter. . .

Posted November 22 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 21, 2009

 

I’m Too Sexy for my Pigtails. . .

Posted November 21 by HiringManagerL
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Understandable Mistake. It Was Only Your Job. . . (User Submission!)

Posted November 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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A Leg Up on the Competition. . .

Posted November 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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You Failed.

Posted November 21 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 20, 2009

 

We Already Hired a Leg Man

Posted November 20 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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We Already Hired a Leg Man

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Are You into Role Playing?

Posted November 20 by HiringManagerL
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Just What We’re Looking For.

Posted November 20 by HiringManagerL
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Can’t Make It Much Clearer. . .

Posted November 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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Is That a Family Name?

Posted November 20 by Hiring Manager D.
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Anal is my middle name.

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November 19, 2009

 

Mother Lover

Posted November 19 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Mother Lover

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Winning Objective. . .

Posted November 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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Qualified for Exactly Nothing. . .

Posted November 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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Failed Agreement. . .

Posted November 19 by Elaine Benes
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As long as your publication doesn’t have any subjects or verbs, this is the copy editor for you!

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And a Child Shall Lead Them. . .

Posted November 19 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 18, 2009

 

Really Looks Like You Want the Position!

Posted November 18 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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Really Looks Like You Want the Position!

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I Can Has Job?

Posted November 18 by Hiring Manager J.G.
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I Can Has Job?

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Who’s the Boss?

Posted November 18 by HiringManagerL
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Now That’s Just Dirty.

Posted November 18 by HiringManagerL
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Not the Best Way To Job Search. . .

Posted November 18 by HiringManagerL
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Great Idea if You Hate Your Money. . .

Posted November 18 by HiringManagerL
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November 17, 2009

 

What a Poet!

Posted November 17 by HiringManagerL
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How About Mid-Thigh?

Posted November 17 by HiringManagerL
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Define “fun”

Posted November 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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You Get a Corner Office. . .

Posted November 17 by Hiring Manager K.
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But, we are pretty sure it will be on an actual street corner:

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November 16, 2009

 

Your New Office Eye Candy.

Posted November 16 by HiringManagerL
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Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Posted November 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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Yoda’s Day Job. . .

Posted November 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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High-Caliber Applicant. . .

Posted November 16 by Hiring Manager D.
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This came straight out of a fax machine (minus our anonymizing) at a Fortune 500 company:

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November 15, 2009

 

Phenomenon.

Posted November 15 by HiringManagerL
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You Sure Are.

Posted November 15 by HiringManagerL
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The Dangers of Revolving Credit.

Posted November 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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Hmmm. . . Were You Mayor of Washington, D.C.?

Posted November 15 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 14, 2009

 

Thanks for the Clarification.

Posted November 14 by HiringManagerL
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Video: Australian Job Interview

Posted November 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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Extremely NSFW audio:

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Hard Work. . .

Posted November 14 by Hiring Manager K.
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Great Anger Management Skills!

Posted November 14 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 13, 2009

 

Hannibal Lecter?

Posted November 13 by HiringManagerL
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This One Gets the Fish-Eye. . .

Posted November 13 by Hiring Manager D.
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Another Version of Ass-Pennies?

Posted November 13 by Hiring Manager D.
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New Jersey Formal. . .

Posted November 13 by Hiring Manager K.
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Our source reports that this candidate showed up to her interview in jean shorts:

“I have been in professional environments and I know when I need to pull my hair up and act like a lady.” 

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November 12, 2009

 

Turn Your Office into the Champagne Room!

Posted November 12 by HiringManagerL
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Honest.

Posted November 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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Bless Your Little Heart. . .

Posted November 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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Simple Needs. . .

Posted November 12 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 11, 2009

 

It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This. . .

Posted November 11 by HiringManagerL
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Some Deep $h!+. . .

Posted November 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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Job Interview Video. . .

Posted November 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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WARNING: This short clip has audio that is a bit NSFW; enjoy with headphones if you work in the South or Midwest ;-)

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The Truth May Set You Free, but. . .

Posted November 11 by Hiring Manager D.
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. . .it may not get you hired:

I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task oriented. I’m not a work horse, if you’re looking for a Clydesdale I’m probably not the gal for you, like I don’t live to work.

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November 10, 2009

 

Deep Purple Groupie?

Posted November 10 by HiringManagerL
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Oh.

Posted November 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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about 11 hours every day which is too much ofr a family man……….. I work for my family==My babygirl is every thing to me!!!!!           She so beautiful and could be a actress model or even stripper but   she isnt going to be that last 1 HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I will do anything to make over $10 for an hours work and spend more time with my girl

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Call HR or Shut Your Door?

Posted November 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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More Content-Free Prattle. . .

Posted November 10 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 9, 2009

 

Wow.

Posted November 09 by HiringManagerL
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Dream Big. . .

Posted November 09 by HiringManagerL
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Post-Modern Pool Boy. . .

Posted November 09 by HiringManagerL
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Noted.

Posted November 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 8, 2009

 

Very Articulate.

Posted November 08 by HiringManagerL
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Do We Have to Hire Both of You?

Posted November 08 by HiringManagerL
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Qualified. (NSFW)

Posted November 08 by HiringManagerL
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Can I Holla At You?

Posted November 08 by Hiring Manager K.
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November 7, 2009

 

We Love Your Drive!

Posted November 07 by HiringManagerL
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A Great Resume Filler.

Posted November 07 by HiringManagerL
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Your Next Informer. . .

Posted November 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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That Guy. . . (User Submission!)

Posted November 07 by Hiring Manager D.
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An anonymous Not Hired users reports that she received this in follow-up e-mail from a candidate who had just interviewed for a sales associate position at her company the day before:

I am an impressive guy.       Your boss would be a jerk not to acknowledge this fact of life. Let’s get in to bed and make some money!

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November 6, 2009

 

He Uses the Scat Metric System. . .

Posted November 06 by HiringManagerL
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