Archive for November, 2009
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Posted November 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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November 28, 2009
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Posted November 28 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Sexy, Uncomfortable
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Posted November 28 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Psycho, T.M.I.
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“Anonymous” Not Hired user reports:
While working for one of the largest universities in Missouri, I came across this gem. We decided not to hire this gentleman because his resume was a bit. . . Oh, how can i put this? Verbose is a nice way to put it, I guess.
I even went so far as to call this applicant to discuss “improving” his resume and he was offended that I thought it needed help.
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Posted November 27 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Foot in Mouth
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Posted November 24 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, T.M.I.
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It’s like the whole world has gone mad!
Everywhere I look I see idiots!
Idiots!
Like mindless zombie monkeys, blindly running through with yakked orders from superiors that actually are less intelligent than they, if that’s even possible.
About 80% of systems I see could be run much more efficiently than they are being run.
I see the flaws in almost every system around me.
I have tried making my own businesses many times but somehow my absolute frustration in EVERYONE’s incompetence cuts me off at the knees.
I cannot seem to keep things in context.
I was tested in high school, they said my I.Q. was 45 points above the World Record, but I didn’t believe them.
Their stupid tests aren’t accurate at all!
How could they judge my abilities with a stupid test?
I need money, so I’ve been filling out these stupid job applications for like 3 weeks now.
My wife says I need to be lees abrasive, but I can’t seem to be anything but what I am.
I see the flaws, I can correct them, why shouldn’t I?
How dare the world disregard genius?
Why is my intelligence something to be shunned and avoided?
I am quite polite, I even ignore the impulse to correct the bad grammar of the people who interview me for these jobs I’m never getting.
I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong!
I feel like if I pasted a fake uni-brow on my forehead, crossed my eyes, then drooled a bit I’d probably get call backs for interviews with these Neanderthals.
Why is the world reverting back to idiot mode?
I am intelligent and I TAKE PRIDE IN MY INTELLECT.
Should I not?
I don’t view my superiority as anything other than what it is “SUPERIORITY”!
Why must everyone be so politically full of shit all the time?
I am not like everyone else, why should I have to pretend to be?
I am more intelligent than they are, I am fit for management only, I cannot be a fucking box-boy, or a waiter!
[snip]
Will you give me a job?
My number is [snip]
My name is [snip]
Unless you are looking for web or graphic design my past work experience is irrelevant, so don’t ask.
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You want to talk to people who know me?
Need references?
My momma’s number is [snip]
My Pop’s number is [snip]
My wife’s number is [snip]
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November 23, 2009
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Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Psycho, Rude, Scary, Security Risk, Simple Pleasures
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[WARNING: Audio is highly NSFW]
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video="http://img.nothired.com/video/snl-job-interview.flv"
width="400"
height="320"
player="2"
autoplay="false"
loop="false"
autorewind="true"
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Posted November 23 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Duh!, Typo
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November 21, 2009
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Posted November 21 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Goofy, Sexy
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Posted November 19 by Elaine Benes
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, Typo
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As long as your publication doesn’t have any subjects or verbs, this is the copy editor for you!
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Posted November 17 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Scary, Sexy
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But, we are pretty sure it will be on an actual street corner:
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Posted November 14 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Typo
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Posted November 13 by Hiring Manager K.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Sexy
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Our source reports that this candidate showed up to her interview in jean shorts:
“I have been in professional environments and I know when I need to pull my hair up and act like a lady.”Â
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Posted November 11 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Foot in Mouth
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WARNING: This short clip has audio that is a bit NSFW; enjoy with headphones if you work in the South or Midwest 
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Posted November 11 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, T.M.I.
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. . .it may not get you hired:
I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task oriented. I’m not a work horse, if you’re looking for a Clydesdale I’m probably not the gal for you, like I don’t live to work.
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Posted November 07 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Rude
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An anonymous Not Hired users reports that she received this in follow-up e-mail from a candidate who had just interviewed for a sales associate position at her company the day before:
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