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	October 31, 2009
	Awww, Poor Little MBA. . . Posted October 31 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, Rude, T.M.I.
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	Impressive Babbling. . . Posted October 31 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Malaproprism, Misunderstood
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	Video: Phoebe Tunes Joey’s Resume Posted October 31 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!, Hubris, Simple Pleasures
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	Oh No, You Didn’t! Posted October 31 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Duh!, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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	October 30, 2009
	Last Job: Purgatory, Inc. Posted October 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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	Clean before Green? Posted October 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Misunderstood, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	We Loev Compliments! Posted October 30 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Duh!, Typo, Under the Influence
Comments (0) Email this	The resulting script may be shit, but will you feel great about yourself while writing it:
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	October 29, 2009
	Noted: Your Positive Attitude. Posted October 29 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Hubris, Rude
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	In Bad Taste. . . Posted October 29 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Unsexy
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	October 28, 2009
	If That is What You Call Amazing, I Must Look Like Stephen Hawking Posted October 28 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Really?, Trying Too Hard
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	Revolutionary Resume Posted October 28 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Grammar, Just Plain Sad, Typo, Wrong!
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	You Might Have Better Luck in Berkeley. . . Posted October 28 by HiringManagerL Tags:Goofy, Scary, Simple Pleasures
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	But Does He Recycle? Posted October 28 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!
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	October 27, 2009
	We Don’t Mind an Idiot, But We Object to a Cut-Rate One Posted October 27 by Hiring Manager D.R. Tags:Hubris, Psycho, Really?, Trying to Make a Quick Buck, Uncomfortable, Under the Influence
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	Run Along, Run-on Posted October 27 by Hiring Manager D.R. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Wrong!
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	Do You Also Toss Salad? Posted October 27 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Innuendo, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Unsexy, Wrong!
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	We Couldn’t Help Our Minds Wandering. . . Posted October 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Scary, Uncomfortable
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	Your Next Social Committee Head. Posted October 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Foot in Mouth, Psycho, Rude
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	October 26, 2009
	Your Next Spokesmodel. Posted October 26 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	Your Next Recruiter. . . Posted October 26 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Security Risk, T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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	Precious. Posted October 26 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad
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	October 25, 2009
	Vote for Pepe! Posted October 25 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Simple Pleasures
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	He Will Back You 100%! Posted October 25 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	$I\'ve learned how to jump in to a project and use my skills to fill in everybody else\'s cracks.$
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	You Poor Sweet Sensitive Soul. . . Posted October 25 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gimmicky, Hubris, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, Uncomfortable
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	Dood, Where’s My Bricks? Posted October 25 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Security Risk, T.M.I., Typo
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	October 24, 2009
	Short And Sweet. Posted October 24 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, T.M.I.
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	Posted October 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Just Plain Sad, T.M.I., Unsexy
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	A Fitting Conclusion. . . Posted October 24 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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	October 23, 2009
	Kenny G Really Let Himself Go . . . Posted October 23 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Goofy, Misunderstood, Strange, Trying to Make a Quick Buck
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	Are You an Equal Opportunity Employer? Posted October 23 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Goofy, Nerdy, Really?, Simple Pleasures
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	Can’t Stop Giggling at This. No Idea Why. . . Posted October 23 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad
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	October 22, 2009
	The Line Between ‘Resumes’ and ‘w4m’ Gets Thinner Posted October 22 by Hiring Manager D.R. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, Trying to Make a Quick Buck, Trying Too Hard
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	Smawrt. Posted October 22 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Typo
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	Do Not Hire for Sales Position. . . Posted October 22 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad
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	Worst Brand Extension Ever! Posted October 22 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!
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	October 21, 2009
	Ahhh, the Joys of Transliteration. . . Posted October 21 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Typo
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	When NOT to Leave Your Resume Behind . . Posted October 21 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk
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	October 20, 2009
	Talk About Tough Job Requirements. Posted October 20 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Foot in Mouth
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	The Gripes of Wrath. Posted October 20 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Goofy
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	We Still Love to Hate. . . Posted October 20 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gimmicky, Hubris, Psycho, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	Someone just reminded us about this classic cewebrity: Visit Gawker to get a full sense of how John became Internet-famous.
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	October 19, 2009
	Awesome Photography Skills. Posted October 19 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere
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	The Shakespeare of Toilet Stalls. . . Posted October 19 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Simple Pleasures, Uncomfortable
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	Unfortunately, Our Multiverse Branch Isn’t Hiring. . . Posted October 19 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Psycho, Uncomfortable, Under the Influence
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	October 18, 2009
	Do You Provide Life Insurance? Posted October 18 by HiringManagerL Tags:Goofy, Simple Pleasures
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	99% Ain’t Bad. Posted October 18 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	October 17, 2009
	Posted on Wednesday. . . Posted October 17 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Security Risk, Sexy, Under the Influence
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	Well, at Least You’re Honest. . . Posted October 17 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Malaproprism, Typo
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	Maybe Check Where You Last Saw It? Posted October 17 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Misunderstood, Under the Influence
Comments (0) Email this	From an applicant’s introduction: High Graduate Looking for Office Work
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	October 16, 2009
	She’s Back, Again.* Posted October 16 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Gimmicky, Gross!, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	Mind Blowing! Posted October 16 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere
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	Your Parents Must Be Proud. Posted October 16 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Rude
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	October 15, 2009
	I Want A Job That Has Nothing To Do With My Previous Skillset, Your Honor Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Typo, Wrong!
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	Statistics Show a 100% Chance of You Not Being Hired Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Gimmicky, Hubris, Psycho, Strange, Trying Too Hard
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	Million Dollar Baby. Posted October 15 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Simple Pleasures
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	The Answer Is Probabley No. Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager D.
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	We Aren’t Hiring a Level 1 Bard Right Now. Posted October 15 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere, T.M.I.
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	October 14, 2009
	Ummm, You Just Defined “Intern.” Posted October 14 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad
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	Keep Him Away from Your Freebase. . . Posted October 14 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Typo
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	October 13, 2009
	You Might Actually Be Right. . . Posted October 13 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Simple Pleasures, Smarter Than Expected, T.M.I.
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	And if You Can’t? Bacon? Posted October 13 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Security Risk, Simple Pleasures
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	Much Better than Jennifer 8. . . Posted October 13 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Psycho, T.M.I.
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	October 12, 2009
	No Teacher Left Behind. Posted October 12 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Malaproprism
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	October 11, 2009
	Elmer Gantry Would Drink It! Posted October 11 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Simple Pleasures, Uncomfortable
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	Who Could Resist? Posted October 11 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad
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	If You Like Content, Stop Here! Posted October 11 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris
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	Have You Read “The Bell Jar”? Posted October 11 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, T.M.I.
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	October 10, 2009
	Something Doesn’t Add Up. . . Posted October 10 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth
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	Say “Probably” To Being Fired in a Month. Posted October 10 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Psycho, T.M.I.
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	October 9, 2009
	Homeschooled Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Gross!, Trying to Make a Quick Buck, Typo, Unsexy, Wrong!
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	Money Exchanged is for Time, Companionship, and Yard Work Only Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Just Plain Sad, Typo, Wrong!
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	Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Goofy, Sexy, Strange
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	You Sure Got Lots of Grammar Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Wrong!
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	Do You Have Any Experience as a Tugboat? Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Wrong!
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	Are Those Synonymous? Posted October 09 by HiringManagerL Tags:Misunderstood, Sexy, Uncomfortable, Unsexy
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	Who Is? Posted October 09 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Just Plain Sad, Uncomfortable
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	October 8, 2009
	You Could Co-Star in “Leaving Louisiana” (User Submission!) Posted October 08 by HiringManagerL Tags:Just Plain Sad, Scary, Under the Influence
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	Your Next HR Violator. Posted October 08 by HiringManagerL Tags:Foot in Mouth, Scary, T.M.I.
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	Killer Reference. . . Posted October 08 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, T.M.I.
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	October 7, 2009
	We Already Are. . . Posted October 07 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Typo
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	October 6, 2009
	“And I Used to Dance on Aircraft Carriers.” Posted October 06 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I.
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	Proactively Reactive. . . Posted October 06 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Security Risk
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	October 5, 2009
	Security Clearance Denied Posted October 05 by Hiring Manager J.G. Tags:Add new tag, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Security Risk, Uncomfortable
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	Can You Make Yourself Disappear? Posted October 05 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Goofy
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	And You Wonder Why Your Kids Have Issues? Posted October 05 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Rude
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	October 4, 2009
	How About Not Taking Your Own Photos? Posted October 04 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Sexy
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	Wondering Why Nobody is Calling? Posted October 04 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Typo
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	Transliterator. . . Posted October 04 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Malaproprism, Typo
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	October 2, 2009
	In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle. . . Posted October 02 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Sexy
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