Archive for September, 2009
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September 18, 2009
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Posted September 18 by HiringManagerL
Tags:T.M.I., Uncomfortable
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September 12, 2009
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Posted September 12 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Misunderstood
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An anonymous Not Hired user reports:
New applicants for a position in Rental Property Management have to take a computer and logic test. A part of the test is a Venn Diagram, not too complex one would think. Out of the 15 people who have come in and taken the test, only one person has completed the test correctly. Here are three of the biggest fails. . .
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Anonymous just sent us a follow-up email, reporting:
I forgot to mention that a person responsible for one of the diagrams got offered the job. She lasted one day.
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Posted September 10 by Hiring Manager D.R.
Tags:Innuendo, Sexy
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September 8, 2009
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Posted September 08 by HiringManagerL
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Gross!
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A NotHired user was trying to hire for a receptionist position and received this cover letter:
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Posted September 08 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Malaproprism, Typo, Uncomfortable
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Some choice cut-and-pastes from one hiring manager’s favorite cover letters and resumes:
“Ability to work with manimal instruction and supervision.”
. . .and. . .
“I am detail orient. My job was accuratly recording all our clients paper work.”
. . .and. . .
“Do you have a significant roll for someone like me?”
. . .and. . .
“You will quickly see that I hate the ability to get things done.”
. . .and. . .
“Can you respect my hard ships?”
. . .and. . .
“I also teach an SAT prep course—the students their love me!”
. . .and. . .
“I can speak without thinking and right even better.”
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Posted September 07 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Gimmicky, Hubris
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Posted September 05 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Duh!, Typo
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Posted September 05 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, Scary
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I want to draw for you! I am looking for people that need artwork done for : businesses, communities, books, etc. I am very talented and I most definately have my own style. I also have photoshop and illustrator for use. Do not hesitate. Here are samples of some things I’ve drawn. I can draw it all. Cost will depend on type of job. I do not charge an arm and a leg. Just send me an email titled “UNDER GOD’S HANDS ARTWORK” with your questions, or you can call me @ [removed]. Ask for [removed].
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Posted September 02 by Hiring Manager D.
Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris, Just Plain Sad
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[Since a couple of users asked, we should make it clear that the photo on the left is the original and the one of the right is the "corrected" product.]
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September 1, 2009
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Posted September 01 by Hiring Manager D.R.
Tags:Cubicle Bound
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