Archive for July, 2008

 

July 31, 2008

 

Still Not Forgiven for Bryan Adams. . .

Posted July 31 by HiringManagerL
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Wait, You Expect To Be Paid?

Posted July 31 by HiringManagerL
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+17 VOTES
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He Uses the Scat Metric System. . .

Posted July 31 by HiringManagerL
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The Notebook II

Posted July 31 by HiringManagerL
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July 30, 2008

 

What Your Worst Nightmare Looks Like. . .

Posted July 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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I want to draw for you! I am looking for people that need artwork done for : businesses, communities, books, etc. I am very talented and I most definately have my own style. I also have photoshop and illustrator for use. Do not hesitate. Here are samples of some things I’ve drawn. I can draw it all. Cost will depend on type of job. I do not charge an arm and a leg. Just send me an email titled “UNDER GOD’S HANDS ARTWORK” with your questions, or you can call me @ [removed]. Ask for [removed].

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You Get a Corner Office. . .

Posted July 30 by Hiring Manager K.
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But, we are pretty sure it will be on an actual street corner:

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+22 VOTES
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Michael Bolton, Is That You?

Posted July 30 by Hiring Manager K.
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+23 VOTES
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Ego much?

Posted July 30 by Hiring Manager D.
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Yup, this is a single cover letter:

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[NOTHIRED EDITOR'S NOTE: This cover letter gave me the entire idea for this website. So. . . thank you, NASA yo-yo!]

+36 VOTES
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July 29, 2008

 

Live Long and Prosper?

Posted July 29 by HiringManagerL
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No Shirt, No Shoes, No Hire.

Posted July 29 by HiringManagerL
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But, How Are You with PowerPoint?

Posted July 29 by HiringManagerL
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July 28, 2008

 

Trust The Midas Touch. . .

Posted July 28 by Hiring Manager K.
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An Offer We Can Refuse. . .

Posted July 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

Posted July 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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July 25, 2008

 

Aren’t You a Little Bossy for a Slave?

Posted July 25 by HiringManagerL
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Who Needs Another Annoying Friend?

Posted July 25 by HiringManagerL
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Good To Know, Thanks.

Posted July 25 by HiringManagerL
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Lack of Resume Does Speak for Itself. . .

Posted July 25 by HiringManagerL
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July 24, 2008

 

We Love Clean Cheeks.

Posted July 24 by HiringManagerL
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And This Photo Demonstrates What?

Posted July 24 by HiringManagerL
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But Not of Prepositions. . .

Posted July 24 by HiringManagerL
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July 23, 2008

 

Ummm, You Just Defined “Intern.”

Posted July 23 by HiringManagerL
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5.) You Are a Dufus.

Posted July 23 by HiringManagerL
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Does Failed Subject-Verb Disagreement?

Posted July 23 by HiringManagerL
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Maybe Too Much Fiber?

Posted July 23 by HiringManagerL
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July 22, 2008

 

We Might Have Spotted the Issue. . .

Posted July 22 by HiringManagerL
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