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	June 30, 2008
	Your Next Sysadmin/Ogre. . . Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, High Tech, T.M.I.
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	Nice. Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Rude, Security Risk
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	Thanks for the Suggestion! Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Hubris, Security Risk
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	Tool. Posted June 30 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Gimmicky, Hubris, Security Risk, T.M.I.
Comments (0) Email this	$I don\'t have any problem deceiving people and I\'m not hard on the eyes. My current position doesn\'t utilize either of these capacities to their fullest extent, nor does it offer anywhere near fair compensation. [snip] Of course, you\'re wondering, \$
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	June 27, 2008
	Gollum’s Junk. . . Posted June 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Just Plain Sad, Scary, Uncomfortable
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	Sure! C U Next Tuesday? Posted June 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Uncomfortable
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	No One Is Ever Going To Love You. Posted June 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Rude, T.M.I.
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	Willard for Hire. . . Posted June 27 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Just Plain Sad, Uncomfortable
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	June 26, 2008
	Taking Professional Measures. . . Posted June 26 by HiringManagerL Tags:Gimmicky, Gross!, Sexy, Simple Pleasures, Unsexy
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	Urine Our Circular File. . . Posted June 26 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Just Plain Sad, Malaproprism, Rude, Typo
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	Headache for Hire. . . Posted June 26 by HiringManagerL Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Rude
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	A Fitting Conclusion. . . Posted June 26 by HiringManagerL Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Typo
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	June 25, 2008
	Time Traveler, or Barista? Posted June 25 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, High Tech, Hubris, Security Risk
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	A Leg Up on the Competition. . . Posted June 25 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Sexy, Simple Pleasures
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	Well, Maybe not Physically. . . Posted June 25 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Discrimination is Bad, Duh!, Fast Track to Nowhere, Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Psycho, Scary, Security Risk, T.M.I.
Comments (1) Email this	$Summary of Qualifications: -Owns lots of guns -Had a girlfriend -Security System -Lots of training -Willing to travel -In good shape (well, I\'m not handicap or anything)$
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	Rejected. Ya feel me? Posted June 25 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Fast Track to Nowhere, Hubris
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	June 24, 2008
	This One Stands on its Own. . . Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Misunderstood, Sexy, T.M.I., Typo, Uncomfortable
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	In Bad Taste. . . Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Gross!, Unsexy
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	You Insult Your Mother with That Mouth? Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Foot in Mouth, Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Psycho, T.M.I.
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	Let’s Not Get Catty. . . Posted June 24 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Duh!, Typo
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	June 23, 2008
	Get to Know OSHA Form 300. . . Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Scary, Uncomfortable
Comments (0) Email this	“Although I cannot legally drive a vehicle at this time I am happy to try.”
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	The Other Sister’s Cover Letter. . . Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!, Just Plain Sad
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	Unsexy Typo. . . Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Scary, Typo, Unsexy
Comments (0) Email this	We argued whether to share this one; bad taste ruled the day:
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	But Does He Recycle? Posted June 23 by Hiring Manager K. Tags:Cubicle Bound, Duh!
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	June 20, 2008
	All Three of You Can Live on Just $50K? Posted June 20 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Gimmicky, Just Plain Sad, Sexy, Uncomfortable
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	A Vapid Star Is Born. . . Posted June 20 by Hiring Manager D. Tags:Hubris, Just Plain Sad, Unsexy
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