May 9, 2008

 

Resume Carpet Doesn’t Match the Headline Drapes. . .

Posted May 09 by Hiring Manager D.
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This is the most dissonant combination of headline and resume we have seen in a long time.
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CAREER OBJECTIVE:  To Obtain a Full-time Administrative or Political Research Position.  SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS:  • Excellent ability in research, analysis, writing, and the presentation of findings • Highly motivated, organized, flexible, and detail-oriented • Engaging interpersonal skills • Foreign Language Capability: Five and a half years of Spanish and One year of Japanese • Extensive Computer Skills in Microsoft Applications such as Word, Excel, and PowerPoint • Programming Capability in Java, C++, and HTML

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