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	May 8, 2008
	Your Next Bachelor Party Needs. . . Posted May 08 by Hiring Manager D. Filed Under: Gimmicky, Simple Pleasures, T.M.I., Unsexy
Email this	$Hey there sexy people!! I have several years dancing experience at SF\'s famous Gold Club. Upon my enlightenment I have realized that my religion is what is truly important to me. I would, however still like to practice my Allah-given gift of dancing and pleasing men. I am hoping to find work at bachelor parties where I can perform wearing my traditional attire. So, if you are throwing a bachelor party with no alcohol involved, and would like to have a very sexy, talented stripper dance for you without removing any clothing and showing minimal skin - please contact me! I\'m your girl!!$
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