Not Hired

1.Uh, the Kind that Can Spell?

2.This One Stands on its Own. . .

3.Yum: Sippy Cup Martinis!

4.Let’s Not Get Catty. . .

5.No Beating around the Bush! (User Submission!)

The candidate was applying to be a receptionist at a veterinary hospital. At the bottom of her resume, she said “I really enjoy working around the pubic.”