Not Hired

It’s like the whole world has gone mad!

Everywhere I look I see idiots!

Idiots!

Like mindless zombie monkeys, blindly running through with yakked orders from superiors that actually are less intelligent than they, if that’s even possible.

About 80% of systems I see could be run much more efficiently than they are being run.

I see the flaws in almost every system around me.

I have tried making my own businesses many times but somehow my absolute frustration in EVERYONE’s incompetence cuts me off at the knees.

I cannot seem to keep things in context.

I was tested in high school, they said my I.Q. was 45 points above the World Record, but I didn’t believe them.

Their stupid tests aren’t accurate at all!

How could they judge my abilities with a stupid test?

I need money, so I’ve been filling out these stupid job applications for like 3 weeks now.

My wife says I need to be lees abrasive, but I can’t seem to be anything but what I am.

I see the flaws, I can correct them, why shouldn’t I?

How dare the world disregard genius?

Why is my intelligence something to be shunned and avoided?

I am quite polite, I even ignore the impulse to correct the bad grammar of the people who interview me for these jobs I’m never getting.

I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong!

I feel like if I pasted a fake uni-brow on my forehead, crossed my eyes, then drooled a bit I’d probably get call backs for interviews with these Neanderthals.

Why is the world reverting back to idiot mode?

I am intelligent and I TAKE PRIDE IN MY INTELLECT.

Should I not?

I don’t view my superiority as anything other than what it is “SUPERIORITY”!

Why must everyone be so politically full of shit all the time?

I am not like everyone else, why should I have to pretend to be?

I am more intelligent than they are, I am fit for management only, I cannot be a fucking box-boy, or a waiter!

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Will you give me a job?

My number is [snip]

My name is [snip]

Unless you are looking for web or graphic design my past work experience is irrelevant, so don’t ask.

[snip]

You want to talk to people who know me?

Need references?

My momma’s number is [snip]

My Pop’s number is [snip]

My wife’s number is [snip]