Not Hired

Some choice cut-and-pastes from one hiring manager’s favorite cover letters and resumes:

“Ability to work with manimal instruction and supervision.”

. . .and. . .

“I am detail orient. My job was accuratly recording all our clients paper work.”

. . .and. . .

“Do you have a significant roll for someone like me?”

. . .and. . .

“You will quickly see that I hate the ability to get things done.”

. . .and. . .

“Can you respect my hard ships?”

. . .and. . .

“I also teach an SAT prep course—the students their love me!”

. . .and. . .

“I can speak without thinking and right even better.”