Archive for February, 2008

 

February 29, 2008

 

Old Yeller. . .

Posted February 29 by Hiring Manager K.
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QUIT SHOUTING AT US!

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This Charming Man. . .

Posted February 29 by Hiring Manager K.
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We Sympathize. . .

Posted February 29 by Hiring Manager D.
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In fact, we kinda love this candidate:

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So Fresh and So Clean. . .

Posted February 29 by Hiring Manager K.
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“Amature short video needs sexy female for publc nudity. Get undressed and change clothes in laundrymat or supermarket.paid 100.00..please send recent photo and availability.”

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February 28, 2008

 

But Does He Recycle?

Posted February 28 by Hiring Manager K.
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Awarded the Job-Seeker Medal of. . .

Posted February 28 by Hiring Manager K.
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The Next William Shawn. . .

Posted February 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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Get to Know OSHA Form 300. . .

Posted February 28 by Hiring Manager D.
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“Although I cannot legally drive a vehicle at this time I am happy to try.”

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February 27, 2008

 

Re: All the Other MCs. . .

Posted February 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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Uncomfortable Question Springs to Mind. . .

Posted February 27 by Hiring Manager K.
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“I love working with kids, I used to have 2 of my own”

+7 VOTES
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Paging Dr. Pulitzer. . .

Posted February 27 by Elaine Benes
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What a nose for news:

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Next.

Posted February 27 by Hiring Manager K.
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“I’m a young, witty and independent woman looking to get a full time job that requires me to think, and challenge myself, while at the same time being laid back, and able to joke around.Once I’m comfortable in my surroundings, I can be quite the smart mouth, but I’m never mean, just playful.”

+6 VOTES
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How Soon Can You Stop?

Posted February 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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She Stoops to Conquer. . .

Posted February 27 by Hiring Manager D.
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Cut-and-pasted from a single cover letter:

“I’m super fun!”

. . .and. . .

“I am the most humble person you will ever interview.”

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February 26, 2008

 

The Wrong Emoticon. . .

Posted February 26 by Hiring Manager K.
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We really appreciate what you are doing, but why the tongue?

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We Loev Compliments!

Posted February 26 by Hiring Manager K.
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The resulting script may be shit, but will you feel great about yourself while writing it:

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Failed Agreement. . .

Posted February 26 by Elaine Benes
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As long as your publication doesn’t have any subjects or verbs, this is the copy editor for you!

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February 25, 2008

 

Ego much?

Posted February 25 by Hiring Manager D.
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Yup, this is a single cover letter:

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[NOTHIRED EDITOR'S NOTE: This cover letter gave me the entire idea for this website. So. . . thank you, NASA yo-yo!]

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February 23, 2008

 

All References Great and Small. . .

Posted February 23 by Hiring Manager K.
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Click on the thumbnail to enjoy the strangest formatting of any reference we have seen:

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February 21, 2008

 

Have You Read “The Bell Jar”?

Posted February 21 by Hiring Manager D.
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In the Age of Aquarius. . .

Posted February 21 by Hiring Manager K.
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